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  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Wolpertinger?

  • You can change. You can.

    I liked Saving Private Ryan as a sort of antidote to the Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket sort of war movie that was growing on the 90s. I never felt anything was particularly "contrived" or anything like that, though. Then again, long time, yadda yadda yadda



     Isn't what Alan Moore mostly writes fanfiction? Like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen or Lost Girls. 



    Hell he even writes real life fanfiction (From Hell)



    “No, Luke, you have TWO fathers.”


    Best possible Star Wars twist.



    nonono


    "no, Luke, I'm your mom"


    "Yo, Luke, yo momma's so foul she screamed at a planet and destroyed it"


    "Shut up, han"

  • We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    I liked Saving Private Ryan as a sort of antidote to the Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket sort of war movie that was growing on the 90s.

    were there lots of movies like that in the 90s? I can't recall, as I couldn't speak for most of that decade

  • You can change. You can.

    Shit, that should have been the 80s. 


    There really aren't many war movies a la Saving Private Ryan or Apocalypse Now (Meaning movies that actually follow soldiers) in the 90s. I figure they were seen as a sort of cliche after the 80s, but that's just especulation on my part.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Maybe I should go watch Saving Private Ryan now that I've grown older and more mature.

  • edited 2012-07-13 00:48:27
    Loser

    Super Lazuli,


    This people, is what makes it hard to be an optimist in the 21st century.


    I agree about that stuff being way out there, but I think that Twitter accounts that pull particularly off the wall comments from Tumblr probably should not play too much of a role in your attitude towards people in general.


    Honestly, I would totally be up for taking a break from talking about Tumblr, mostly because some comments there can be so ridiculous that it can become a bit frustrating to discuss them and because such discussions rarely seem to tread new ground.

  • People really, REALLY need to stop treating the internet as what people would really say in act in real life. We all think since it's the internet, people might be expressing their true thoughts and feelings but in most cases people are bored, never tired of making unfunny jokes and/or just like to troll, especially on site specifically designed to attract attention to yourself.

  • yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    ^^I'm aware.


    ^I would like to think that. Generally, I do think that. It's just a bit hard to keep thinking that sometimes. 

  • You can change. You can.

    Even if they are joking or trying to raise a reaction, it's still the kind of thing that is quite lacking in maturity or understanding of how people work.

  • Random Thought: Harry Potter fighting game, good idea or greatest idea?

  • Recently I've learned that what they say about what you learn at university during an engineering career not being useful in practice is not true, and I've also learned that understanding said things well doesn't make up for being the incompetent idiot I am.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    hahaha


    You know what the worst feeling is?


    Not the initial panic attack itself, I can usually deal with the panic attacks fairly easily by focusing on something else. The worst feeling is the feeling you get when you've dealt with your panic attack; how your arms get sore from clenching them, the headache you get from clenching your teeth, how your legs get wobbly from trying to lock them in place so they don't shake, how your lungs are just kinda sore from trying to breathe correctly.

  • edited 2012-07-13 09:02:24
    Diet NEET

    @Potter idea


    Worst idea unless good mechanics.


    Went to a birthday, the best part was a cat-laser pointer combo. Pretty snoozy, all in all.

  • edited 2012-07-13 09:20:07
    Nova: :<
    Feel better, kid.
  • You can change. You can.

    So, I'm looking at my resumé and I just need a few references and I don't know anyone who wouldn't declare me unworthy of living as a worker and should instead be some sort of slave


    so i put my mom's name


    hooray

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Random Thought: Harry Potter fighting game, good idea or greatest idea?



    Bad idea since Harry Potter is a series where people just throw spells at each other from a distance. Unless you had the option of playing Neville with the sword of Gryfindor or Hagrid in a drunken rage just beating everybody up. And picture it man, Voldemort dressed like Ivy from Soul Calibur(so he's being Voldo I guess?) using Nagini as a chain whip thing.


    Nova - you feeling better now?


    Juan - dude no, never list family on a resume. You could try listing past employers, since well chances are nobody actually checks references. 

  • He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    I've never put family members on my resumé.

  • You can change. You can.

    Trust me when I say that I spent two hours thinking of this. I don't even have past employers so. ._.


    ...wait, my editor.


    shut up i haven't had coffee today and i'm wallowing in angst

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I'm not really feeling any better. My body still aches all over, and I have a splitting headache, and my eyes are burning like I'm holding back tears, even though I'm not. The ache seems to be growing worse, too.


    I hate assigned seating. Putting me between two people, who the hell thought that was a good idea?

  • You can change. You can.

    what is next


    listening to people speak

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    that would suck right now.


    but no, the problem with putting me between two people is, I can't move. I can't get away to the left or the right, and chairs were in front of me and there was a wall behind me.


    Especially sucks when I only know one of the people next to me.

  • You can change. You can.

    I mean, I agree with you that assigned seating is unnecessary after high school but come on, you have to admit there's something inherently hilarious about:



     Putting me between two people, who the hell thought that was a good idea?



    and for what is worth, i'm pretty sure you can just walk out if you feel bad. you'll lose the assistance mark but hey.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Have you thought about asking to be moved to a seat close to the door?


     


    Also, this has convinced me to never play with puppets. Ever. 

  • You can change. You can.

    It forgets the part where the puppet comes alive and it eats your soul as if it was pizza, thus I deem an inaccurate account of events and unfunny at that.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    It was a group seating, with Legionnaire's family. I could have done other stuff, like leave, or ask to be moved, but then I'd have to move them, too, and then explain why I wanted to move, and that... no thanks.


    And it's not usually this bad afterwards. Normally I stop feeling bad at all after about three hours. Today's just... exceptionally bad.

  • You can change. You can.

    you should have punched legionnaire to feel better

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    or you, i could punch you too


    no


    i'll punch both of you :D

  • You can change. You can.

    you hurt my feelings because you have none :(

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    well, i feel tired. does that count

  • edited 2012-07-13 10:53:24
    smote
    Nova: http://i.imgur.com/AIYhy.jpg

    Juan: aside from your editor you could ask one of your college teachers if they'd let you use them as a reference, maybe.
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