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  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    The bigger idiot is the one who waited outside for a PS3 on its release day at midnight.


    Hahaha just kidding, nobody waited outside for the PS3 on launch day

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    I just realised that Neil Gaiman's entire career has essentially been fanfiction. 


    Fanfiction of folklore, but still.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Fanfic worked pretty nicely for Dante.
  • KrakenKraken

    Most of it, anyway.


    Coraline was at the very least a pastiche of frightening children's books borne from the traditions of Roald Dahl and fairy tales.


    That said, MOVIE I AM GOING TO WATCH


  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    Hahaha just kidding, nobody waited outside for the PS3 on launch day

    nah, there were plenty of people doing that

  • BastionBastion
    smote

    Yeah, not quite his entire career. (Come to think of it, I don't think folklore isn't something you can really have "fanfiction" of, because there's not the conflict between the original creator and the writer; between that and the nebulousness of folklore, each retelling has a legitimacy of its own, I think.)


    But while we're on the subject of Gaiman... :D

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    Was Neverwhere fanfiction of anything? Other than, uh, London, I guess.

  • MrWMrW

    Speaking of Coraline, did anyone hear the (very old) news that the Graveyard Book would get a Henry Selick-directed flick?

  • ninjaclownninjaclown

    Isn't what Alan Moore mostly writes fanfiction? Like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen or Lost Girls.

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    This is beautiful.


    https://twitter.com/TumblrTXT


    If I didn't love my current sig so much I would have to replace it because goddamn son


    A word like “motherfucker”, which may be sexist, sexualist, and bring up non-incest privilege,


    Me: Mom, Dad, asexuals are a lot like the people from Avatar.


    if you feel and experience that you are Karkat or a banana it is not less valid than someone else being a fox, just because “foxes exist”



    It is very classist and privileged to say “you can only be considered TRULY Autistic if a doctor says so.”



    my name’s zee. i’m a gynoskolioromantic greysexual



    I’m proud of who I am, as a person. Otherkin, pedophile, pansexual, genderqueer, a brunette…


    With the Ellen episode where she comes out as gay, it occurred to me that zoophiles probably won’t have such an episode for decades



    pokemon? i don’t know anymore. i know I AM a pokemon, but which one idk.



    For me personally, since I'm a fallen angel I see a lot of the 'must be bad or evil' stereotyping, which is just not true.



    Have any of you experienced what I call asexual heat? For me it means, usually during summer, I have a sex drive and want to have casual sex




    I’m a non-binary neutrois pangender genderpunk autistic aspiequeer queer lithsexual punk anti-kyriarchist anarchist. You can call me Haydenz


     



     



     





     



     


     
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I got tickets to see Amanda Palmer in October! :D
  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    edited 2012-07-12 22:12:58
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    [re: the word "derp"] no. the WORD ITSELF is ableist. and it’s also triggering to me.


    I got tickets to see Amanda Palmer in October! :D

     

    I've heard good things about her, so I'll check her music out soon 
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    Oh hey, Forzare is Forzare again.

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    A word like “motherfucker”, which may be sexist, sexualist, and bring up non-incest privilege,

    Me: Mom, Dad, asexuals are a lot like the people from Avatar.

    if you feel and experience that you are Karkat or a banana it is not less valid than someone else being a fox, just because “foxes exist”

    It is very classist and privileged to say “you can only be considered TRULY Autistic if a doctor says so.”

    my name’s zee. i’m a gynoskolioromantic greysexual
    I’m proud of who I am, as a person. Otherkin, pedophile, pansexual, genderqueer, a brunette…

    With the Ellen episode where she comes out as gay, it occurred to me that zoophiles probably won’t have such an episode for decades

    pokemon? i don’t know anymore. i know I AM a pokemon, but which one idk.

    For me personally, since I'm a fallen angel I see a lot of the 'must be bad or evil' stereotyping, which is just not true.

    Have any of you experienced what I call asexual heat? For me it means, usually during summer, I have a sex drive and want to have casual sex

    I’m a non-binary neutrois pangender genderpunk autistic aspiequeer queer lithsexual punk anti-kyriarchist anarchist. You can call me Haydenz



    Is this...parody? I...I can't even tell anymore. 

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    Apparently they're all real.

  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2012-07-12 22:42:06
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    ^^Gaze upon the might of Tumblr and despair.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I can pretty much never tell when CP is being sarcastic or whatever, so for better or worse I usually just assume that pretty much everything they post is sarcastic or ironic.


    Oh hey, Forzare is Forzare again.


    yup


     

    I've heard good things about her, so I'll check her music out soon 


    Yeah, I really like her.
  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    Ugh.


    This people, this is what makes it hard to be an optimist in the 21st century. 

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Therian, 22, assigned white and “other” at birth, identifies as a Deer.


     
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    I'm pretty sure transethnicity is a troll thing made up by transphobic Tumblr users

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    transethnicity?


    Please people, I don't like being white either, but c'mon now. 

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    Well, there's that one girl that thinks she's Korean and is most likely not a troll.

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    As for myself, my main forms are a desert-dwelling dragon and a forest/jungle-based jackalope/wolpertinger


     
  • MrWMrW
    Should I point out the worst example of this transethnicity bullshit? He actually came here some time ago...
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    What terrible internet thing hasn't Draven been?

  • DYREDYRE

    He manages to hit like... every single point covered on that Twitter... >.>

  • CountryPumpkinCountryPumpkin
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Saying that a person’s headmates/others/insiders aren’t real is a form of ableism—you’re calling them cr*zy

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    So, I saw Saving Private Ryan.


    I thought it was...mostly good. Some stuff seemed kinda contrived, but it was mostly quite solid. I think it may have been overhyped though.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    edited 2012-07-12 23:24:54
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    I think most of Saving Private Ryan's acclaim came from the invasion of Normandy scene.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    I can see that. That part was really well-done.

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