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  • BastionBastion
    smote

    But the shitty twist is my Mass Effect character is based on Kanaya.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    But the shitty twist is my Mass Effect character is based on Kanaya.
    shitty twist


    Sorry I Thought It Was Obvious
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    so that's plenty average, i guess

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person
    Morinth is the closest think ME has to a lesbian space vampire.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    They don't even have a design or concept document... nobody has any prior experience working on games...


    Yeah, this feels like a scam more than anything.


    Also when asked about the AC tie-in with a female POC:


    It’s hard to make a call until the game is released and we’ve played through it.



    That is the best lack of self-awareness I have seen in a long time.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Yeah, I'm kinda leaning toward scam myself, especially considering what they said about Kickstarter:



    There are two problems with kickstarter:

    1) They don’t give you any money until you raise your goal. Chip-in gives it as you go so that parts can be done at a time.



    Translation: "we don't ever expect to fund the game; we just want your money."

  • BastionBastion
    edited 2012-06-13 20:32:09
    smote

    Morinth is the closest think ME has to a lesbian space vampire.



    asfdasdgasdf I know I agonized over killing her, but in the end Kan was too paragon to betray Samara like that. (Plus Morinth had Dominate and was blue, and my headcanon is that some version of Vriska seduced Shepard and then betrayed her to the Batarians and Kan had to kill her during the Skyllian Blitz, so.)



    Sorry I Thought It Was Obvious



    Dude I actually did this. ._.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    would you say it's having an effect in the way you express yourself

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person
    Liara is Aradia

    Garrus is Jake

    Tali is Jade

    EDI is Dirk's glasses

    Jack is Meenah

    Samarra is Terezi

    Legion is Dirk

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2012-06-13 20:51:13
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^^ that is the best thing I've read all day and I'm sharing it with everyone
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    only not because I tried to reblog it and it fucked up the formatting
  • BastionBastion
    smote

    Jack is Meenah



    yes good.


    Garrus has too much dry wit to be Jake, but he does like his scrums and what not.

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    @The Arkh Project:


    All I know is that it's basically Tumblr Social Justice: The Video Game.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year


    this movie


    looks amaaaaazing 

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    hey


    hey the sopranos


    stop drawing attention to the fact that you have no idea how video games work


    no seriously stop you’re embarrassing yourself


  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-06-13 21:52:16
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    I was going to say that shouldn't be your worst complaint about The Sopranos, but if you're still on Season 1, I guess that's reasonable.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I'm only on the fourth episode.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-06-13 21:55:01
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Yeah, fair enough then. My main issues with the show are that while individual episodes tend to be good, it can not tell a longterm story well. At all.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    interesting fact: while cable television escapes most of the pitfalls of TV, it still has shitty videogame moments (See: The Wire, where Halo's a game where you see the title on the bottom. Always)

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^So it's like Supernatural with the mob?

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I think shows with good one-off episodes and bad overaching plots are far too common to just say it's Supernatural alone.


    oh hay x-files. 

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-06-13 22:07:34
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    ^^I wouldn't know >.>


    But here's an example. The last episode of season 1 introduces a very important and urgent plotline involving a certain character. That plotline then continues in season 4, episode 5. Every single bit of that character's story during that time is just a bunch of excuses for not continuing the damn plotline.


    Also, some people switch personalities between episodes to make whatever the episode's plot is work.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    @Wicked223: I think I might just break my not-buy-things-on-the-internet rule for that thing.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    do it Juan


    please


    I'm begging you

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    only if you do it too


    but yeah i want to watch that, man. shame it probably won't get here, if Tyler Perry's movies are anything to go by (Not like I want Tyler Perry movies but you get the idea)

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2012-06-13 22:15:43
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^^^^I know, just felt like bitching about Supernatural.

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief

    A picture is worth a thousand words, but a thousand words is not worth a picture.
    Communism.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    ^^^^^I know, just felt like bitching about Supernatural.



    did the winchesters pee on your cereal


    be honest

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Argh. My dad is convinced that my using the internet a lot is why I have sleeping problems, even though I've had them for my entire life even before I had internet access at all, because the Daily Mail told him so.


    Of course, it couldn't possibly have anything to do with him waking me up at 9 every day, even though that's before I've had time to get enough sleep and I don't actually have any school stuff or a job that I need to wake up and get to.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^They peed on my heart, Juan.

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