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  • I've yet to see said burger and I'm already feeling nauseous just by the description.

  • edited 2012-04-21 22:11:54
    We have reviewed your resume' and we find you delicious.
    ^^ fuck nationality



    that is delicious-looking everywhere
  • Has friends besides tanks now

    Dat 2.09 grams of sodium.


    Remove the stupid, frilly condiments, and it looks tempting.

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    This is the real reason I need to drop fifteen pounds. So that I can eat horriblawesome things like that now and again and not feel bad about myself.
  • Has friends besides tanks now

    I'd feel bad, too, because I pride myself on being on the border for being underweight. Small dudes represent!

  • It actually was tasty, but I was only really drawn to it because of how ridiculous it sounded. Had I known about the equally ridiculous amount of calories, I would have steered clear of it.



    On the bright side, I've gotten serious about getting fitter as a result.
  • You can change. You can.

    Trying to write an analysis paper while drunk was a terrible idea.



    What are you talking about, it's genius.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    There have been studies that say alcohol actually makes you better at creative problem solving and creativity but worse at memory retention.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Hitting the right spot where your inhibitions are lowered and you will consider things more equally, but you aren't stupid yet?

  • ^^ If you've got links to any of those, I'd love to read them.

  • You can change. You can.

    We call it "Drunkvana"

  • You can change. You can.

    Also, Zatanna's phobia of puppets is totally relatable. And funny. But mostly relatable.

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    Can't she just say tuc sgnirts and call it a day?

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    Oh, look, my friend's whining about his one-sided crush on Facebook again, how unsurprising.

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    @Grilled Cheese Burger


    Ha! Amateurs


  • You can change. You can.

    Can't she just say tuc sgnirts and call it a day?



    The first rule of a Zatanna story is that the easy way is out of the question in the name of magic shenanigans.


    but it also helps that turns into an insane mess when confronted with a puppet. She supposedly puked while making a guest appereance in Sesame Street. In Oscar's trash can.

  • edited 2012-04-22 00:25:49

    IJBM: The Busou Shinki game for the PSP is... not good.


    Yes, licensed game based on action figures BUT when the basic premise is customizable robots + moeshit it's just kind of a shame when the game ends up being bad.  Like, it's not even as good as Cosmic Break, and Cosmic Break is a crappy F2P game. 

  • edited 2012-04-22 00:31:28

    Is it possible to will yourself into not understanding something, with some end-result in mind? I feel like I've done that with a few things.

  • Um... maybe?  Explain?

  • I don't think I understand 4chan/Something Awful's sense of humor, but I also think that I do understand it, and I'm denying that I do.

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    Dude, you've been lurking those sites too much. I've already had enough friends go insane from that.

  • ^ This.


    Besides, trying to determine a singular sense of humor for a diverse site and trying to fit that with your own is a great way to break your mind.

  • ^^ 4chan, maybe. I don't go on SA at all.


    ^ Diversity or not, there's a general sensibility that runs through both sites.


    What I'm getting at here is that not understanding it is a defense mechanism against it - that if I can divorce myself from it, I don't have to deal with it, even though that's probably a damned lie.

  • You can change. You can.

    You guys are overrating what browsing the internet does to an intelligent individual.

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    Welp, tried the El Maco since it's currently in Aussie McDonald's restaurants "for a limited time only" (yeah, that's what they initially said about the whole one-dollar-cheeseburger thing).


    And it wasn't bad, at least not for Tex-Mex.

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Fuck it, man, now I'm a defender of pedophilia. :(


    This is depressing.

  • edited 2012-04-22 06:05:05
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    You know what, guys? I think I've just thought of the absolute worst idea for a topic on any forum ever.



    ITT: We rate Internet communities from best to worst.



    (Probably not an original idea, but still.)

  • One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Related, the worst sociological study ever:



    In this study, I rate people from best to worst. 




  • Fuck it, man, now I'm a defender of pedophilia. :(


    This is depressing.



     



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