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  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I went to sleep at night and got up at morning



    I don't know how you guys don't get woken up to run errands.



    I do them before bed

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Ah, just checking. I've done that backwards before >.>

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I do them before bed



    how i wish i could do that

  • delta534delta534
    Tech support

    My current semester of college can go screw itself.  The initial deluge of homework has stopped, but a much larger one looms ahead. I also despise the scheduling but the classes are not offered at any other time and I need to take them for my major.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Juan: My father's sleeping patterns are even more erratic. I get woken up all the time...


    then go back to bed.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    weirdo. whenever i get woken up, unless i'm really really tired (Like today) I don't get to sleep again during the whole morning and instead I take a nap in the afternoon.

  • TheConductorTheConductor

    My local comic shop is closing up shop.


     


    Sad times.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    >Sees Venom


    >Loses faith in The Conductor as a comic fan forever and ever

  • TheConductorTheConductor

    Venom is amazing and you damn well know it.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    Gragh fuck you steam and your crappy offline mode (College wifi doesn't like Steam)


    *Steam tries to autoupdate*


    "Could not connect to the Steam network."


    *Clicks Offline Mode*


    "Could not connect to the Steam network."



    WELL NO SHIT WHY SHOULD YOU BE EVEN TRYING THAT WHEN I CLICKED OFFLINE MODE!?


     


    I tried all sorts of fixes, even using regedit to change the offline value


     


    It rewrites the damn registry changes. Even if I disable autoupdate it doesn't give a shit


     


    I am highly considering pirating all future Steam games because then at least I won't have to go through this bullshit again >.<

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    weirdo. whenever i get woken up, unless i'm really really tired (Like today) I don't get to sleep again during the whole morning and instead I take a nap in the afternoon.
    Same here.


    Especially if I'm supposed to run an errand or something--it gets me all wakeful and I have a hard time getting back to sleep after that, so I usually don't bother.


     

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Nothing spoils a horror game quite like a crash -_-

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Especially when that crash happens no matter how many times you try it again D:<

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    What game?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth.

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    Someone needs to write a game where crashing is part of the game.


    Think of all the dissatisfied customers!

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Got it figured out. The crash happened when I used a ladder. If I crawl while using it (which totally makes sense) it doesn't happen.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Nan: "Sometimes I think you should get into religion."


    Me: "Why?"


    Nan: "Some of these women who are into it are really really nice and really really attractive."


    what

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Took me fifteen minutes to figure out how to equp in RE5. -_-
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    >Playing RE5


    >Unironically


    what is this


    Also, Skeets is evil. Huh

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    And now the vending machine steals my money because the idiot who loaded it put skittles next to something they can get caught on
  • TheConductorTheConductor

    Wait, when you say Skeets, you don't mean Booster Gold's little robot buddy do you?

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I like Resident evil and the trailer for 6 made want to play.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2012-01-30 17:35:42
    You can change. You can.

    Yup, the very same. Well, I don't know if he's evil. But he just imprisoned Gold's ancestor into the timestream or something


    ^If you liked Resident Evil, you wouldn't torture yourself with...ugh...5. It's kinda like saying that you watched the movies because you liked the games, dude, come on.

  • TheConductorTheConductor

    Oh wait. 52? Aah good story.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.


    I lol'd

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Okay, I'm getting confused.


    I visited Amy today and found her in an excited mood. I mentioned something bad I'd done - giving an attention whore attention - and she told me that she'd only forgive me if I gave her a back rub. I was happy to oblige her, but after I finished she stretched out on my lap and draped herself around my shoulders, then kissed me around my head and cheek. She put my knee between her thighs, and it was almost uncomfortably hot. All of her was extremely warm. 


    What's happening? WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM ME? One minute she's cool as a cucumber, everything's platonic, and the next she's practically rubbing herself all over me. I don't know what she wants!

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-30 18:22:45

    As it turns out, personal laptop + TAFE account + Firefox = school proxy is fucked and I can do whatever I want :D

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    > It's kinda like saying that you watched the movies because you liked the games, dude, come on.


    ...but I did... ._.


    ^^Put her on the spot. Just ask her if she wants to date and if not then stop cockteasing you. You need to take a stand and if she says she's doesn't want to and starts that shit again tell her to cut it the fuck out.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I said movies. If you watched the first one expecting a good movie, it is mildly understandable. If you watched the others expecting a good movie then shame on you and may your kin forever die or something

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