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  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Fine. Go ahead and let your grandmother set you up with some religious guy. But don't come crying to me when the song of battle sings in your veins and your platonic boyfriend isn't the fighting type.



    but shes trying to set me up with wimmin

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-30 23:14:15

    everything i want in a waifu



    >imagines Alex taking Shirou's place in the Fate route of Fate/Stay night


    >laughs

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Then what's the problem? You're a lesbian, right?

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    i dont like religion


    also, im not getting into religion just to meet girls

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2012-01-30 23:21:57
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    Shiroubw-1.jpg

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    So you'd pass up on a whole group of dedicated, spiritual and decent looking women just because you don't like their religion?


    You don't have to be religious to date a religious person.


    Shit, girl, I'd date a voodoo hippy wiccan atheist furry if she was nice enough, smart enough and good looking enough.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    i tell you all you need to do is go to a bar, geez

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2012-01-30 23:22:09
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    ^^^ fuck yeah, accurate swords

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Getting into a religion to meet girls is intellectually dishonest though. Dating a wiccan is one thing. Becoming a wiccan just to trawl for chicks is another.

  • HatterHatter
    edited 2012-01-30 23:23:49
    Glaives are better.

    Pff. Use a man's weapon, like a glaive or a spear.


    ^ I'd never pick up a religion just to pick up chicks. It would be spiritually dishonest, and besides, the kind of girls who are obsessed with the religion of their partner tend to turn out to be freaks. 

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    >The kind of people who are obsessed with the religion of their partner tend to turn out to be bigots.


    ftfy

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Forzare


    I'm calling you Brozare now


    And fuck that there are things you like and I hate

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    "Bigot" is a little specific. "Freak" is more general.

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


     


    Not my FSN!

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Pff. Use a man's weapon, like a glaive or a spear.



    > weapons that put great distance between you and your adversary
    > "a man's weapon"

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Getting into a religion to meet girls is intellectually dishonest though. Dating a wiccan is one thing. Becoming a wiccan just to trawl for chicks is another.



    That.



    Use a man's weapon, like a glaive or a spear.



    -obligatory Stormlight Archives plug-

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    The best weapon's the one that you don't have to use in order to win a fight. 

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    I'm calling you Brozare now



    Ya-



    And fuck that there are things you like and I hate



    oh noooooooooo

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    A man's weapon are his beliefs, swords, glaives and spears are tools.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-01-30 23:30:34

    Also Alex


    If you go the Unlimited Blade Works route you get access to an alternate dimension that can almost perfectly replicate any weapon in existence so long as you get a glance at it.


    And then fire them at speeds to make a Warthog blush


    Or do this



    (Ignore the crappy BGM edit)



    oh noooooooooo



    That's a good thing!

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    weapons are tools, foo'

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2012-01-30 23:34:43
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    ^^^^^ So, like, empty aggression against a timid person?


    Because that is way subject to context and morality.


    ^^ All those swords are cool and all, but that kind of scenario can only be the result of anime access. In media, it's almost always a character with just one sword that's deadliest -- and for good reason. A sword is a weapon that makes a radial arc around you an iron cage and a buzzsaw, if wielded skilfully. Complete area denial.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Greatest victory is the battle not fought.

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    If your definition of a man's weapon is "whatever puts him at the most disadvantage," then I'd like to kindly direct you to the Fischer-Price catalog for your perusal. I'm sure they'll find something manly enough for you to use as a weapon.


    A spear is classic, timeless, intimidating, versatile and effective. Plus, there's nothing quite as manly as standing in formation with your bros, moving forward as a group and fighting as one.

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    The greatest victory is the the victory over oneself.

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    The greatest victory is the multiple and redundant use of articles.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    I built them Athenians some Triremes.


    Athenians love Triremes.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    So, like, empty aggression against a timid person?


    Because that is way subject to context and morality.



    ...ahem


    >Thinking I wasn't trying to speak like a mock zen master


    >Thinking I care about how to win a fight

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    That's a good thing!



    Me no parse text good.


    i'm so tired why am i still awake


    Oh yeah, Dragon Age.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    A REAL man's weapon is a herring!
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