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  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    anyone with "sacred biceps" is going to want a mass weapon of some kind, I expect. All good weapons are finesse weapons, but mass weapons give more advantage to brute strength than others



    That's actually really interesting, because I just started Ultima V, and it uses Agility to determine hit chance for everything but mass weapons, which use Strength.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Well, mass weapons would still use agility for the real life equivalent of the "to hit" value, but because they're so heavily based on pure impact force, more brute strength aids their effectiveness more. Part of the point of both cutting and thrusting weapons is that the nature of the weapon reduces the amount of labour required to achieve a deadly or disabling wound. Mass weapons also do this, but being stronger doesn't make a sword cut better or a spear pierce with greater efficiency -- it only ever contributes to the initial impact. And that initial impact can aid a cut or thrust, but it's not the essential point, whereas additional impact compounds powerfully with the purpose of a mass weapon. 



    but how would the blood get into that gap



    > make a gap
    > fill with blood
    > get yukari to close it 


    > alternatively, cover with play-doh

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    oh


    so touhous are the answer


    i see

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Well, mass weapons would still use agility for the real life equivalent of the "to hit" value, but because they're so heavily based on pure impact force, more brute strength aids their effectiveness more. Part of the point of both cutting and thrusting weapons is that the nature of the weapon reduces the amount of labour required to achieve a deadly or disabling wound. Mass weapons also do this, but being stronger doesn't make a sword cut better or a spear pierce with greater efficiency -- it only ever contributes to the initial impact. And that initial impact can aid a cut or thrust, but it's not the essential point, whereas additional impact compounds powerfully with the purpose of a mass weapon. 



    Yeah, not entirely realistic, but a realistic-leaning system that makes characters with high Strength viable.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Typed up a resume' and fired it off in an email to my father, who is going to pass it on to a potential employer. This works out, I could end up working in a coke factory shifting bottles off to different orders. I think my father said the pay was 20 dollars an hour, but I'm not sure if that was Casual or Part-time (I'd rather part-time so that I have set hours and can't be called up to come into work). Also, since it's the coke factory apparently I would have all the coke I could drink whilst on the job and a casket when I get paid - that, or all I could carry (he couldn't remember which but thinks it's the former).


    I'm nervous about the possibility of getting a job, but fingers crossed. Now if I could just figure out where the coke depot's at...

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Also, since it's the coke factory apparently I would have all the coke I could drink whilst on the job and a casket when I get paid - that, or all I could carry (he couldn't remember which but thinks it's the former).



    You'll get sick of it in a week, trust me. ;) 

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Aw man, I ended up watching jimprofit's video about me again. :(

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    You'll get sick of it in a week, trust me. ;)



    Probably, but it'll be a good week whilst it lasts!

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Coke sucks.


    In fact, all colas suck.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    no u

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.


    Coke sucks.


    In fact, all colas suck.





    DIE THE DEATH! SENTENCE TO DEATH! GREAT EQUALISER IS THE DEATH!


  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    Colas are pretty terrible.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    no


    you're terrible


    so there

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2012-11-14 07:01:02
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    you're the one putting weird colorants into your system


    pure fruit juice, milk and water all the way


    other carbonated drinks are decent (decent=1000x better than cola), but still

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    We can no longer be freinds anymore Glenn

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    you're the one putting weird colorants into your system


    pure fruit juice, milk and water all the way



    > no cola


    > no tea


    > no coffee


    what is wrong with you

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    edited 2012-11-14 07:04:51
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    pour cola on me


    bathe me in cola


    feed me cola


    wanna die in cola

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    you're the one drinking hot things

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2012-11-14 07:05:25

    I drink a shitload of water and have come to greatly appreciate the stuff (when refrigerated and chilled - regular, room-temp tap water is a different story) but goddamn give me a choice between water and coke and unless I've already had coke I'll pick coke every time.


    Mostly because coke makes me really thirsty, and I'm not fond of the "drink more coke!" solution to that problem. It's just delaying the inevitable, really.

  • NovaNova
    edited 2012-11-14 07:06:38
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    ^^ yes


    because it's cold and i'm anemic



    pour cola on me


    bathe me in cola


    feed me cola


    want to die in cola



    yes


    ^ room temperature water is horrible and needs to die

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2012-11-14 07:06:55
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    ^^ A fatal bladder explosion?


    ^ you're the one letting the cold bother you


    the hot drinks and cola have made you weak

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Cola and tea are the nectars of the gods. This is objective fact. :|

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    It's weird seeing them called "cola". We call them soft drinks here - as opposed to the hard drinks which we Aussies have replaced our blood with.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    you're the one letting the cold bother you



    > letting


    > it's actually a health risk

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    Coke is great. Coke is life.


    Coke is the power that allowed me to stay up until 3-4 A.M and feel like a total fucking shithead after waking up and getting only 3 hours of sleep (20 minutes of REM sleep)

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2012-11-14 07:12:23
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    > it's actually a health risk



    well, it's the cola and tea's fault


    ^^^^ well, who wants to drink whatever fluids are considered nectar anyways

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    well, who wants to drink whatever fluids are considered nectar anyways



    everyone who isn't a heathen

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    root beer master race represent
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    gtfo forzare

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2012-11-14 07:16:18
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    everyone who isn't a heathen



    i'm cool with neopaganism

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