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Amperage
Wattage
Metrage
Celsiusage
Webberage
Secondage
Newtonmetrage (not to be confused with joulage)
Kilojouleoverkilogramkelvinage
Age (for adimensional numbers, pronounced "ash")
1. The amount of joulage needed to change a quantity of kelvinage of a certain amount of kilogramage of a substance. e.g. "the kilojouleoverkilogramkelvinage increases with newtonovermetersquaredage".
2. The kilojoulageoverkelvinage by kilogramage of a substance. e.g. "the kilojouleoverkilogramkelvinage decreases with newtonovermetersquaredage".
*shepard stairs*
YEET :100:
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$100 This trivia game involves abruptly throwing an entire athletic conference's worth of teams
$200 This kind of horror creature -- or a cheap Halloween costume imitation thereof -- throws things that people usually sleep on
$300 This American police procedural involves a series of youthful cops throwing things while bounding into the air themselves
$400 This kind of cell is produced by abruptly throwing a cell as it goes through meiosis
$500 This composite building material is made with rebar so as lend additional tensile strength or ductility so that it can withstand abruptly throwing people
Neptune says "Nep, nep nep nep nep nep nep, nep, nep. Nep, nep nep nep nep nep nep, nep, nep?" for 10 hours
...................but every time she says nep the Bee Movie plays
......................................but every time they say "bee", "We Are Number One" plays
..........................................................but every time they sing "one" it is replaced by the Nintendo 64 kid yelling "NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOURRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"
.................................................................................but every time the kid yells that it's followed by the Slowpoke Song
.......................................................................................................but every time that song says "slowpoke" it's replaced by Rickroll
WORKING TOILET PAPER
i'm gonna miss the oak leaves
Theme of the Murderous Catgirl
Theme of the Despotic Summoner
Theme of the Elven Warrior
Theme of the Holy Fuck You're The Biggest Dick In The Cast
Many IJBMers browse a modified version of the Vanilla Forums every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Vanilla Forums which is widely used today is often called IJBM, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically Vanilla Forums, developed by Vanilla.
There really is an IJBM, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. IJBM is the website: the place in the system that processes and stores the posters' messages for the other users to read. The website is an essential part of a forum, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete social platform. IJBM is normally used in combination with the Vanilla Forums system: the whole system is basically Vanilla Forums with IJBM added, or Vanilla Forums/IJBM. All the so-called IJBM versions are reallly versions of Vanilla Forums/IJBM!
tvtropes is just increasingly unworkable as my main os despite its wide compatibility
it's just gotten really zealous about renaming articles
and after some of these renames i just end up finding google adsense on my desktop
they're eliminating entirely usable offline porn articles just in the name of adsense-as-a-funding-source and i heard that they're gonna take the entire os and turn it into some streaming crap
IMAGINE STREAMING TROPES THAT YOUR COMPUTER NEEDS TO FUNCTION
MULTIPURPOSE, OPEN-SOURCE, COPYLEFT, REUSABLE, SUSTAINABLY-SOURCED FOONS
OR SPORKS, THAT WORKS TOO
https://www.windowscentral.com/software-apps/windows-11/microsoft-want-to-bring-windows-11-to-the-cloud-for-all-users-including-you
I don't actually know how likely they are to discontinue the Windows desktop OS product line altogether, though I certainly wouldn't like it if it required an internet connection to do anything.
(That said, if I wanna think optimistically, I wouldn't mind a Windows OS that took out a lot of bloat of built-in applications and bells-and-whistles to make a barebones OS but still allowed the user the flexibility and freedom install their own software and customize their computer as much as they want locally.)
sidenote: apparently the term "spork" is trademarked in the UK and US
Also I can't remember off the top of my head what SPOON means. I hope they haven't "won" yet.
I just checked and fortunately the Darth Wiki is still alive, it's survived its treatment as the dumpster grounds for problems tropers don't want to deal with.
society for the prevention of i have no idea i guess
edit:
society for the prevention of overly long names, i think
they're the one with the name that's actually more related to tvtropes
I just checked and, pffft, it's been deleted. All the fun stuff gets deleted. *mumble mumble*
OTOH whoever came up with CHOPSTICKS deserves a (FORKS) award.
I think I'm going on a nostalgia trip.
Hernán Cortés was a famous dobyvatel.
Suleiman the Magnificent was Gwonhan of the Ottoman Empire. (Edit: Actually, I'm not sure this one works.)
The Hānau Hou was an era of great advancement in arts and sciences. (Edit: This one definitely doesn't work.)
World War 2 involved famous figures like Ceannaire Hitler and Kaiser Hirohito, it ended with the defeat of the Japanese Hienieralat and was followed by the Cold War between the United States and the Union of Giunta Socialist Republics.
(Edit edit: Unfortunately "Shogun Patton" and "Resistance Führer Charles de Gaulle" don't fit either.)
doing the laundry today
laundry
laundry
laundry
LAANJREE
LAANJREE
LAANJEE
LAANJEE
LANCHEE
LANCHEE
DOING THE LUNCHIE TODAY
DOING THE LAUNCHY TODAY
DOING THE LUNGEE TODAY
買嚿豬肉去拜神
行到半路屁股痕
it comes from an old rhyme i heard as a kid