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  • Voltage
    Amperage
    Wattage
    Metrage
    Celsiusage
    Webberage
    Secondage
    Newtonmetrage (not to be confused with joulage)
    Kilojouleoverkilogramkelvinage
    Age (for adimensional numbers, pronounced "ash")
  • Kilojouleoverkilogramkelvinage (noun):
    1. The amount of joulage needed to change a quantity of kelvinage of a certain amount of kilogramage of a substance. e.g. "the kilojouleoverkilogramkelvinage increases with newtonovermetersquaredage".
    2. The kilojoulageoverkelvinage by kilogramage of a substance. e.g. "the kilojouleoverkilogramkelvinage decreases with newtonovermetersquaredage".
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    GAY FEMALE TRIO

    *shepard stairs*
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    an olmec head, slightly turned to the side, with an open mouth, drooling pink fruit punch
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
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    YEET :100:
    :rofl: :ok_hand:
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    $100 This trivia game involves abruptly throwing an entire athletic conference's worth of teams

    $200 This kind of horror creature -- or a cheap Halloween costume imitation thereof -- throws things that people usually sleep on

    $300 This American police procedural involves a series of youthful cops throwing things while bounding into the air themselves

    $400 This kind of cell is produced by abruptly throwing a cell as it goes through meiosis

    $500 This composite building material is made with rebar so as lend additional tensile strength or ductility so that it can withstand abruptly throwing people
  • edited 2020-05-25 01:46:06
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    the correct responses are:









  • edited 2020-05-25 01:49:51
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human


    Neptune says "Nep, nep nep nep nep nep nep, nep, nep. Nep, nep nep nep nep nep nep, nep, nep?" for 10 hours

    ...................but every time she says nep the Bee Movie plays

    ......................................but every time they say "bee", "We Are Number One" plays

    ..........................................................but every time they sing "one" it is replaced by the Nintendo 64 kid yelling "NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOURRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!"

    .................................................................................but every time the kid yells that it's followed by the Slowpoke Song

    .......................................................................................................but every time that song says "slowpoke" it's replaced by Rickroll
  • edited 2020-05-29 21:54:06
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
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  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    camp firstbassawassa's gonna be the BOMBIER THAN EVER now that they've installed...

    WORKING TOILET PAPER

    i'm gonna miss the oak leaves
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Theme of the Traitorous Groupie
    Theme of the Murderous Catgirl
    Theme of the Despotic Summoner
    Theme of the Elven Warrior
    Theme of the Holy Fuck You're The Biggest Dick In The Cast
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    get yourself a memeframe account
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    magic: the gatherening
  • edited 2023-07-01 09:40:57
    I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as IJBM, is in fact, Vanilla Forums/IJBM, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Vanilla Forums plus IJBM. IJBM is not a forum unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning social platform made useful by the Vanilla libraries, API and vital system components comprising a full communications system as defined by Vanilla.

    Many IJBMers browse a modified version of the Vanilla Forums every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Vanilla Forums which is widely used today is often called IJBM, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically Vanilla Forums, developed by Vanilla.

    There really is an IJBM, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. IJBM is the website: the place in the system that processes and stores the posters' messages for the other users to read. The website is an essential part of a forum, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete social platform. IJBM is normally used in combination with the Vanilla Forums system: the whole system is basically Vanilla Forums with IJBM added, or Vanilla Forums/IJBM. All the so-called IJBM versions are reallly versions of Vanilla Forums/IJBM!
  • edited 2023-07-01 14:58:08
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    i'm gonna install ijbm as my operating system on my next computer

    tvtropes is just increasingly unworkable as my main os despite its wide compatibility

    it's just gotten really zealous about renaming articles

    and after some of these renames i just end up finding google adsense on my desktop

    they're eliminating entirely usable offline porn articles just in the name of adsense-as-a-funding-source and i heard that they're gonna take the entire os and turn it into some streaming crap

    IMAGINE STREAMING TROPES THAT YOUR COMPUTER NEEDS TO FUNCTION
  • Glad to see GMH finally embracing FORKS, even if facetiously.
    they're gonna take the entire os and turn it into some streaming crap
    Wait, what's this?
  • edited 2023-07-03 01:16:24
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Glad to see GMH finally embracing FORKS, even if facetiously.
    NO, WE NEED MORE FOONS

    MULTIPURPOSE, OPEN-SOURCE, COPYLEFT, REUSABLE, SUSTAINABLY-SOURCED FOONS

    OR SPORKS, THAT WORKS TOO
    they're gonna take the entire os and turn it into some streaming crap
    Wait, what's this?
    https://www.windowscentral.com/software-apps/windows-11/microsoft-want-to-bring-windows-11-to-the-cloud-for-all-users-including-you

    I don't actually know how likely they are to discontinue the Windows desktop OS product line altogether, though I certainly wouldn't like it if it required an internet connection to do anything.

    (That said, if I wanna think optimistically, I wouldn't mind a Windows OS that took out a lot of bloat of built-in applications and bells-and-whistles to make a barebones OS but still allowed the user the flexibility and freedom install their own software and customize their computer as much as they want locally.)


    sidenote: apparently the term "spork" is trademarked in the UK and US
  • edited 2023-07-03 01:36:11
    Ah, for a while I was thinking TVT turned towards streaming.
    Also I can't remember off the top of my head what SPOON means. I hope they haven't "won" yet.
    I just checked and fortunately the Darth Wiki is still alive, it's survived its treatment as the dumpster grounds for problems tropers don't want to deal with.
  • edited 2023-07-03 01:41:09
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    fans of really kool sobriquet, that's the only one i remember

    society for the prevention of i have no idea i guess

    edit:
    society for the prevention of overly long names, i think

    they're the one with the name that's actually more related to tvtropes
  • edited 2023-07-03 02:06:03
    Friends*, I remember as much.
    I just checked and, pffft, it's been deleted. All the fun stuff gets deleted. *mumble mumble*
    OTOH whoever came up with CHOPSTICKS deserves a (FORKS) award.
    I think I'm going on a nostalgia trip.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    oh, Society to Prevent Overly Original Names
  • edited 2023-11-04 08:03:23
    Dragon Ball Z is my favourite élénkség.
    Hernán Cortés was a famous dobyvatel.
    Suleiman the Magnificent was Gwonhan of the Ottoman Empire. (Edit: Actually, I'm not sure this one works.)
    The Hānau Hou was an era of great advancement in arts and sciences. (Edit: This one definitely doesn't work.)
    World War 2 involved famous figures like Ceannaire Hitler and Kaiser Hirohito, it ended with the defeat of the Japanese Hienieralat and was followed by the Cold War between the United States and the Union of Giunta Socialist Republics.
    (Edit edit: Unfortunately "Shogun Patton" and "Resistance Führer Charles de Gaulle" don't fit either.)
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Gwonam
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    doing the laundry today
    doing the laundry today
    laundry
    laundry
    laundry
    LAANJREE
    LAANJREE
    LAANJEE
    LAANJEE
    LANCHEE
    LANCHEE

    DOING THE LUNCHIE TODAY

    DOING THE LAUNCHY TODAY

    DOING THE LUNGEE TODAY
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    肥揗揗
    買嚿豬肉去拜神
    行到半路屁股痕
  • Fat and fat
    Buying pork to worship the gods
    Halfway through the journey, buttocks marks
    A man has two unalives: the first unalive is when he's buried in the ground and the second unalive is the last time someone says his name.

  • edited 2024-06-26 15:20:44
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    "fat and fat" is actually just "fatty" but with emphasis (something like "fatty fatty"), and "marks" should actually be "itch" but i'm not sure i picked the right character

    it comes from an old rhyme i heard as a kid
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
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  • Everyone knows what the third eye is, but nobody knows which eye is the first one and which one is the second.
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