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• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-04 22:28:10

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-05 05:11:07

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  
• fourteenwings

  2022-10-05 11:23:20

  There is love everywhere, I already know

  
  
  

  Son Goku vs. The Smurts?
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-06 05:09:28

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-06 07:48:40

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  
  
  el doggo sabe.
  
  él sabe.
• fourteenwings

  2022-10-06 12:09:59

  There is love everywhere, I already know

  @moon: awesome
  
  @dog: you know that's homophobic weiner dog right?
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-06 18:38:26

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  fourteenwings wrote: »

  @moon: awesome
  
  @dog: you know that's homophobic weiner dog right?

  wut
  
  *checks link*
  
  
  
  that's like more layers of irony that I want to deal with
  
  also this above image is one that i strangely haven't used very much
• lrdgck

  2022-10-06 23:25:21

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  
  
  So, you guys might have heard this year's Nobel in Physiology and Medicine went to a guy who sequenced the genomes of various extinct hominins, including the Neanderthal. Apparently, modern humans have an average of a few percent Neanderthal genes... although somehow all in the male line.

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• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-07 07:53:22 edited 2022-10-07 07:53:44

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  puzzle: figure out the prompt
  
  
• lrdgck

  2022-10-07 08:48:48

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  Is the joke about mistaking "Cortez" for "consent"?
  
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-07 20:36:59

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  lrdgck wrote: »

  Is the joke about mistaking "Cortez" for "consent"?

  Yeah, the prompt is basically "What is your opinion on AOC?".
  
  Also hello again Demonic Grin Poland
• lrdgck

  2022-10-07 20:59:14

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  Also this:
  
• fourteenwings

  2022-10-08 07:13:11

  There is love everywhere, I already know

  The Ukranian war effort is staffed almost entirely by normal-looking guys who probably don't even know about pronouns. Well, also Nazis for a long while.

  
  
  Since I'm taking L's today I'm just going to ask; as connoisseurs of the Virgin v. Chad meme how has this not been posted yet?
  
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-08 09:11:35

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  I've seen people use that for the virgin/chad meme but I personally don't find this instance particularly lol-worthy anyway.
  
  (I'll let lrdgck post his own take on it. Particularly he's the one who more commonly posts virgin/chad memes, unless I'm misremembering and Stormtroper has posted a bunch of them.)
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-08 21:01:10

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  https://twitter.com/willyumslife/status/1578596186092716037
• lrdgck

  2022-10-08 22:02:59

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  fourteenwings wrote: »

  The Ukranian war effort is staffed almost entirely by normal-looking guys who probably don't even know about pronouns. Well, also Nazis for a long while.

  
  

  Like I'm gonna believe you. Let me guess, next thing you tell me the bridge job wasn't Daenerys Targaryen?

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-09 03:19:42 edited 2022-10-09 04:35:08

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  This is more current and political than I'd dare to post, heh.
  
  Then again, as a Pole, you have more...turf rights to post it than I do, heh.
  
  (Clarification: I have no objection to your posting this.)
• fourteenwings

  2022-10-09 16:06:10

  There is love everywhere, I already know

  I like The Scream Putin. I also tend to like edgy humor (that isn't crass) no matter who posted it.
  
  Is that NATO tweet real?
• lrdgck

  2022-10-09 20:31:15

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  
  
  Meanwhile me, an intellectual: *nem tudom a neved, hog segitsek neked, a meg tallaljol ferezsnyl, nem tudom a neved, mit kialcsak neked a meg tallaljol ferezsnyl*
  
  (In the background, a knower of proper pretty much anything of the Hungarian language combusts spontaneously.)
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-09 21:27:43 edited 2022-10-09 21:28:06

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  The text of the NATO tweet appears to be real: (twitter link)
  
  The image following it, however...
• Stormtroper

  2022-10-15 08:44:23

  Like I'm gonna believe you. Let me guess, next thing you tell me the bridge job wasn't Daenerys Targaryen?

  I'd have thought It went without saying too, but maybe not.
• fourteenwings

  2022-10-15 10:01:13

  There is love everywhere, I already know

  Turns out she/they HIMARS operator

  
  I was actually just reading a piece on HIMARS operators and whilst they are all normal dudes one of them does have a Pokemon ringtone.
  

  Six men piled into their two Himars: a driver, targeter and commander in each, accompanied by the battery commander and a security detail in an armored personnel carrier. The commander plugged coordinate data into a tablet computer to determine the safest location for firing.
  
  “Himars is one of, if not the most, efficient type of weapons on the battlefield,” said Lt. Koval, a jocular 22-year-old with a Pokémon ringtone on his cellphone. “This gives us an opportunity to react quickly, hit in one place, move to another, and destroy effectively.”

  
  Man I have no images to post here.
  
  Wait.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Ah, card game anime never lets me down.
  
  Also;
  
  
  
  
  

  Not that Mao. This Mao.
• lrdgck

  2022-10-15 15:18:35

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  and as a bonus, another pope monument ("harder"):
  
  
  
• fourteenwings

  2022-10-15 16:24:57

  There is love everywhere, I already know

  Necromancer Barbie isn't really much edgier than some actual Monster High dolls (aside from the actual weapons that imply violence).
  
  Art Class Skelita comes pretty close;
  
  
  Then there's Headhunting Cannibal err Ghouls Getaway Jane Boolittle and Wydowna Spider.
  
  I wonder how this was ever a children's toy line sometimes.
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-15 18:43:55

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  Art Class Skelita looks inspired by a calavera.
  
  @lrdgck What does MOCNIEJ mean?
• lrdgck

  2022-10-15 20:11:13

  "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  glennmagusharvey wrote: »

  @lrdgck What does MOCNIEJ mean?

  
  I pu that in the description above the picture (technically it's the best fit of a few possible translations):
  

  and as a bonus, another pope monument ("harder"):

  
  Guess I should've made it more obvious.
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-15 20:29:30

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  oh oops
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-16 01:43:00

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2022-10-16 01:48:24

  Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  
• fourteenwings

  2022-10-16 07:00:45

  There is love everywhere, I already know

  Art Class Skelita looks inspired by a calavera.

  
  Yeah that is quite literally her last name (Skelita Calaveras).