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  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    ^ sounds like you were pushed into quite an awkward situation.
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    That it was. It was (it still is I guess?) also one of those "life is much easier when you don't ask" things and I feel like that's one of the worst lessons to learn/philosophies to apply (even though I was the one who did it).
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    sounds like you were pushed into quite an awkward situation.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Happy New Year everyone!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2018-01-01 05:24:50
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    You too! Happy new year everyone!
  • Bluesy_CowgirlBluesy_Cowgirl
    Bovarian Mammarian
    will 2018 be any more tolerable than 2017? Stay tuned...
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2018-01-01 06:49:22
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    2017 was actually not bad at all*, I think. In terms of years on the planet Earth.

    *well except for the freak weather incidents but those are definitely getting worse either way.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    comment_SKm1aAmJKHb9HkBs1bODiM1WyApfPnW1,w400.jpg
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    I'm not very smart. I put too much spicy sauce on my food, which turns out to be very spicy, so I tried eating it slowly while drinking plenty of water, after a while I became dizzy at which point I remembered drinking too much water can be deadly.

    I guess I'll have to eat this very slowly.
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2018-01-01 16:26:58
    The capsaicin dissolves better with dairy than water.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    edited 2018-01-01 16:44:09
    I guess I'll try it (with milk coffee), but for now I think I'll take a rest until I feel better.

    On unrelated news, I've begun writing my first 'serious' software, a program for drawing practice, for some reason I couldn't find any. It looks like crap but so far it's serving me well.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2018-01-02 13:17:54
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-small-cities-in-america

    > title: "America's Best Small Cities to Move to Before They Get Too Popular"
    > describing Delray Beach, FL: "you’ve got the rare coastal Florida city that hasn’t overbuilt itself into oblivion."

    doesn't it occur to you that you're basically asking people to come ruin the fact that it isn't "overbuilt into oblivion"?
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    I think the title itself already sounds self-defeating, even before getting to specific examples.
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    A lot of listicles about awesome things people don't know about are generally this.

    I considered getting rid of my smartphone and downgrading to a dumbphone but I would probably be lost without my GPS so I guess I'll just keep carrying around my mini-tablet.
  • BassFishingBassFishing
    "In a mad world, only the mad are sane!"-Akira Kurosawa, Ran
    Brb, becoming a peasant: http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/users/rauch/worktime/hours_workweek.html
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    ^ I usually see stuff like that posted by self-described "libertarian", "pro-liberty", "anarcho-capitalist" or other such types fond of arguing that serfdom was actually quite fun. (Why would a proponent of personal liberty be fond of a system of forced servitude is a mystery to me too.)
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    Our ancestors may not have been rich, but they had an abundance of leisure.

    I hate to be this guy but isn't "getting rich" the whole point of capitalism.

    Speaking of this whole concept of everybody working less than 200 days a year shakes me to my very core in a way that is dumb and I should really think about more.
    "anarcho-capitalist"

    what
    In an anarcho-capitalist society, law enforcement, courts, and all other security services would be operated by privately funded competitors
    personal and economic activities under anarcho-capitalism would be regulated by victim-based dispute resolution organizations under tort and contract law

    oh

    okay

    sure
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > victim-based dispute resolution
    > relying on tort law for everything

    okay cool let's just let shit go wrong first and sort out the pieces later

    (this is why libertarianism sucks)
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Speaking of free time, although I've been more productive lately spending a few hours per day improving at something, I've still felt down by the fact that I could be doing even more. I wonder if it's one of those normalization things where one can never be satisfied.

    (Pssst, I'm still prepared to jump in in case I have to shit on socialism.)
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2018-01-04 12:43:51
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    I wonder if it's one of those normalization things where one can never be satisfied.

    I think that's it, yeah. Otherwise you settle into the sort of complacency that leads to skipping out and then resetting to where you originally where.

    Lately I've been thinking about fashion and how if you insist on wearing lots of designer stuff you will start to look like either a gentrified gangster guy or a bland person who wears all the beige (though that's not beige's fault).

    Unless you're willing to go out in (and pay for) this.

    It's really hard to hate fast fashion places when they have such awesome ridiculous variety in stuff in terms of colour and style.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    FUUUUUCK

    somebody bought that one item I wanted before I got around to it

    internet auctions
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    what was it?
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2018-01-05 05:03:56
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    This is why you should always prioritize buying things on the internet over important essential items.

    It's hilarious that the one time a company tried to voluntarily reduce it's products sugar levels they were met with consumer revolt.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2018-01-05 06:28:02
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    fourteenwings wrote: »
    It's hilarious that the one time a company tried to voluntarily reduce it's products sugar levels they were met with consumer revolt.

    Ehh, I'd be inclined to agree with the objection, on the basis of objecting to artificial sweeteners.
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    But aspartame is actually way less dangerous than people claimed.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Meanwhile in Poland: black metal musician faces two years in jail accused of defaming the national coat of arms.

    I'll post the defamation in images (link).
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    Apparently Joan of Arc and Sherlock Holmes have the same birthday.

    This probably doesn't mean anything to anyone.
  • Bluesy_CowgirlBluesy_Cowgirl
    Bovarian Mammarian
    Jorge Luis Borges and Indiana Jones were born the same year
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    That line of dead pixels I've talked about sometimes causes interesting misreads, for instance I read the above as "Jorge Luis Borges and Indiana Jones were porn the same year".
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2018-01-08 02:23:03
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    http://avogadr.io
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