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Rejected application reasons.

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  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    The product is bees. 

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Has anyone been ever as far as to do as much that?

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2012-07-26 17:24:19
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Looking through the list of spammers whose appilcations to join have been auto-rejected, I found this gem:


    If you're already running a territory point part-time, over continuous a daycare as well. This can convey you unusually shekels that will help you thrive your business and also bourgeon your network of contacts by way of the children's parents. Stick to older kids so you just suffer with to watch them after school. When you start a province at home, you insufficiency to become unshakeable you take average operate space. You should have a desk, and a comfortable service chair.


    > running a territory point part-time


    > start a province at home


    ...seriously?  Are you advertising daycare services for heads of minor states?


    There's more where that came from, but it's not as amusing.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    Has something like the text to this ever been used as an application reason?

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    not to bump meaninglessly, but I just backread this thread and



    The Russian crew at McDonald's prepared food a different way and the American customer received exactly what he expected. irish women for marriage



    apparently there are McDonald's in Russia where you can buy Irish women to marry.


    Who knew? 

  • FuschlatzFuschlatz
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    That doesn't surprise me, honestly. There are at least three Burger King restaurants in Azerbaijan which double as full-on brothels.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    The fact that they're Irish would be the weirder part.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Selling Russian women in Russia is too obvious.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    I had been bought this particular as a present through friends who frequented us for that summer time as well as understood how much we like the juice. Our aged juice extractor really was on it's last legs, really cumbersome and to be truthful it really would be a pain to clean upward after it. This intended we didn't use it anywhere close to much as we may have loved to do. This one is a real


  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I had been bought this particular juicer as a present through friends who visited us over the summer. They knew how much we like juice. Our aged juice extractor really was on it's last legs, really cumbersome, and to be truthful it was a pain to clean upward after it. We didn't use it anywhere near is much as we would have liked to. something something



    I guess they found out about my love of various fruit juices.

  • EelektrossEelektross
    Definitely not gay.

    A touching story about a man and his fruit juice.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2012-11-08 17:54:51

    So... they wanted to join this forum to get fruit juice?


    Anyone else hoping the text to Jabberwocky might pop up here? Actually, I'm tempted to apply for another account with something like that.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-05-25 06:37:23

    Oh wow just got an application going on about how Spamhaus are horrible people.



    Spamhaus a bunch of liars and criminals

    - Spreads slander about isps and their customers
    - Infringes on peoples privacy
    - Sends spam itself (their "abusemails" are undesired bulk email just as well)
    - Blackmails ISPs to comply to their rediculous "demands"
    - Actively pushes ISPs to let Spamhaus use their networks to commit computer sabotage
    (hinder communications with specific other computer systems).
    - Publicises private details illegally copied from databases

    Spamhaus, despite claiming to be a not-for-profit organisation, is registered
    as a UK limited, appearantly with a branch office in switzerland.


    (...)



    Spamhaus, despite claiming to be a not-for-profit organisation, sells datafeeds
    for large scale commercial use for profit.


    (...)


    [person's name 1] what is spam [person's name2] spamware [person's name1] spam gangs
    block list [person's name 3] [person's name 2] sbl [person's name 1] spam gangs



    (it also had phone numbers and adresess, which I removed. There was also a read more thing with links)


    Kinda... ironic? Or should I say totally predictable?


    If you're curious about the expunged bits, it's been put up elsewhere on the web anyway. Although I'm kinda worried it might be a privacy violation or something. But then again, it's dox on an organization/project, not a person.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-05-26 11:10:48

    okay, There was one advertising "Oakley Golf", "Oakley Outlet" and "Oakley Sunglasses". Why does this deserve mentioning? Because it was written in Japanese, so it was "okuri gorufu" , "okuri auotoretto" and "okuri sangurasu" in katakana.


    Also, there was thing longer part that, when put through Google Translate got me this:



    And there was a link too, possibly to some picture but it didn't work.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    It knows that there are weeaboos on this site.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-06-15 03:02:54

    Got this one giant paragraph this time from "ronalytr". Apparently something about the Knicks. See inside the togglebox. I think the spam was pretending to be an NY Post article.



    Kinda hard to tell what this is trying to sell, if not for the email address which claims it's a jacket shop.

  • TheConductorTheConductor

    I lived a town called Oakley.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    An applicant just now used a hyperlink (in BBCode format) where the link text was this:


    虫虫点击器


    I put that through Google translate and got this:


    Bugs clicker

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    42 tommers skrrrm m ago Montauk Highway clo motorcycle brake lever sed throughout the instructions located at Snedecor Ave by using LIPA earning maintenance tasks (energy) Around Sayville filled upon Montauk Highway/Rt-27a EB immediately following Huge h keywords12.txt,1,S] s15.txt,1,S] strategy Ave as well as previous to Organization Hwy 97/Nicolls Road with Bayport. Ended website traffic provided by Railway Ave for Suffolk


    This spammer was caught trying to appeal to Central Avenue.

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    I don't know why but this amused me:


    Refused to putian, China putian city in fujian province for people in the world is arguably the most smelly, government corruption, putian unable to specification people's behavior, innocent bullying others, for no reason, that others to death. Against putian those dirty dog as the correct social ethos, pushing up in major cities.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    Aaaand we just got another application using that exact same text.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    говорящий хомяк цена

    [some url]




    говорящий хомяк интернет магазин

    [another url]


    говорящий хомяк купить в наличии

    [yet another url]


    розетка говорящий хомяк

    [a url]


    говорящий хомяк купить авито


    [some manner of url]


    talking hamster говорящий хомяк





    говорящий хомяк купить в пятигорске

    [aaaaaand another url]



    Google translate says the oft-repeated "говорящий хомяк" means "talking hamster"

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    All of them are related to the purchase of a talking hamster.


    Not sure if a subtle Baldur's Gate reference.

  • Draven_XeroDraven_Xero
    Da Monster Xero

    Ya know, I about half expected to find myself on here, due to certain factors with the name (which, in my defense, I didn't know till after the fact about that, and I've been using this handle for YEARS).

  • JHMJHM
    Here, There, Everywhere

    You know, I'm the TVT Music Herald, and when I saw your reply to the forum welcome message I was sorely tempted to reply that you had inadvertently chosen a very loaded username. But now you know, so it's all good.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-09-24 12:15:18

    Just saw this one:



    tkkc uggs kopen  goedkope uggs nederland itlj aubh hlst rzut vtwb oqnjauxz xhkezlmk leydbgbvtjzw
    rhbbootsuggsuglygbbs mxmomx
    nyyf uggs kopen      goedkope uggs nederland cisv wttj ysbh twum ombg zocajndr worrlyug wijbcoipmhre
    dujyex
    rkbb uggs kopen      goedkope uggs nederland ndlf avyh cloe nioq eqgu bssdbuhs opmdpiap mpybeawmyapu
    qdswnl
    hictiauo idnu uggs kopen goedkope uggs nederland     bryyvq xufzdgmg ahhguicwhi ytyu nf skmkqp hmqxdayx
    cnuq



    what in the...
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Okay, time to ban uggs.


    In other news, apparently there have been at least four spammers whose messages included "fineartconsultancy".

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-09-25 04:31:02

    What if somebody was misspelling "bugs"? (like, "buggs")

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    tcclgjvn rslwoquu?????`?????? ?????????`?? JIMMY CHO?????`?????? ???E???? ???? EBURY/???????` ???????? ?????` ???????? EBURY SXX 001/BLACK
    ?????`?????? ????????
    [bunch of URLs]
    ?????`?????? ??????????
    ?????`?????? ???`?? ????
    ジミーチュウ ワークブーツ
    ジミーチュウ オードトワレ 40[other URL]
    2013??????Jimmy Choo???????`??????????????BARLOWE?????`???`??Charcoal ??
    ?????`?????? ?? ????
    ?????`?????? ???? ????
    [another URL]
    ジミーチュウ オードトワレ 40ml
    [yet another URL]
    ?????`?????? ?????? ????????
    ?????`?????? jimmy cho?L????
    2013年春夏Jimmy Choo【ジミーチュウ】MARIONサンダル【black】
    ?????`?????? ???`???`?? JIMMY CHO?????`?????? ?????`???????? ?????` ???????????? HOWICK BLS 9B2/ASPHALT
    brgcxruj odagqqnz uuwcvkmn epsdeglz kvgxopye



    The scrubbed out URLs all had "jimmy_choo" in them

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