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Truly, these are words to live by, brothers and sisters.

Central Avenue

I wonder if some people are writing these application reasons on purpose just so they could get featured on this thread...

I was starting to wonder that too...

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Who is this new guy and what is up with his/her thing for the word "generic"?

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Is it talking about three-armed people?

dmboogie

^

Radiation.

This explains EVERYTHING.

captainbrass

The second one mentions "Generic Sophie" - the world's blandest superheroine? I also like "series pantsuit for liar" for some reason.

The generic stuff probably relates to the generic drugs (i.e. non-brand name versions) that spammers are always pushing. Also, when is one of these going to end with someone opening the door, getting on the floor and everbody walking the dinosaur?

 

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Evergreen

^^

>Reference to the dinosaur meme

Good one. Never thought of that, but I like that meme. [thumbs up]

glennmagusharvey

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I have bad news, people.  It's becoming sentient.

Central Avenue

I want to hear more about this character called "The Shopping William".

dmboogie

"country supply cut
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 ...Do I want to know?

glennmagusharvey

Sometimes, these things can be pretty educational.

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captainbrass

So...they think we're all depressed and want to buy their cheap pills?

That's depressing in itself.

Naas_Human

^^ Looks to have been copied from here.

glennmagusharvey

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This has got to be one of the most bizarre messages yet.

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бывали в Чешской Республике и уже насладились прекрасной атмосферой,
которая практически ввек царит в этой стране. Кажется, сколько каждый
отдельный сутки, проведённый в столице Чехии, дозволительно превратить в
полноценный праздник. В этом городе увлекательно проводят сезон и
любители музеев, культурного просвещения и старины, и люди, склонные к
активному и весёлому отдыху, и те, который предпочитает всякой
активности простое сидение для скамейке в прекрасном зелёном парке,
раскинувшимся перед голубым небом. Иными словами, в Праге полдничать
практически всё, что надо всякому человеку!

Поэтому человек съезжаются сюда со всех концов Европы, воеже
исключительно неделю alias десять дней провести в городе, ночуя в
достаточно дорогой гостинице и посвящая свободное век прогулкам и
экскурсиям. И многим по-настоящему хочется купить квартиру в Праге, но
практически никто даже не подозревает, сколько такое желание совершенно
может толкать осуществимо, причём потратить для это придётся не больше
денег, чем для покупку аналогичной недвижимости в самом центре столицы
России. Действительно, достоинство недвижимости в столице Чешской
Республики не больно высока, когда отожествлять её с ценами на элитные
квартиры и дома в самых развитых отечественных городах.

Быть этом стоит запоминать, который особенных проблем присутствие
совершении сделки купли-продажи для иностранном рынке возникнуть тоже не
должно. Воеже подобрать недвижимость в Чехии, человеку совсем не
непременно даже пользоваться ради границу. Достаточно поручить поиск
различных вариантов специализированной фирме, которая занимается
посредническими услугами в данной сфере за определённый барыш тож
какую-то фиксированную комиссию. Дословно изза пару дней работники такой
компании предложат своему заказчику скольконибудь отличных квартир в
различных районах Праги и даже смогут проконсультировать его, в каком
месте города больше достопримечательностей, где более спокойные улицы и
так далее.

Коли жертва согласится для приобретение какой-либо квартиры, то он может
и дальше сотрудничать с фирмой-посредником, поручив специалистам
подготовку всех документов, которые необходимы ради оформления сделки.
Даже для этом этапе работы участие клиента может быть сведено к
минимуму, и ему не придётся выезжать ради границу несколько
единовременно либо постоянно созваниваться с представителями продавца в
Праге. Сообразно, затрат на доход квартиры будет изрядно меньше, что
разительно выгодно для человека.

Таким образом и становится весь доступной недвижимость в чехии] –
покупать её позволительно совершенно не выходя из дома, наняв
специальных агентов, которые проработают всегда детали приобретения
квартиры в Праге.

Google Translate gives the following:

Many
Russian citizens with middle and higher incomes, have been in the Czech
Republic and has enjoyed an excellent atmosphere that reigns almost
vvek in this country. It seems as every single day spent in the Czech capital, permissible to turn into a full holiday. In
this fascinating city and spend the season lovers of museums, cultural
education and antiquities, and people who are inclined to take an active
and fun holiday, and those who prefer a simple activity every seat to a
bench in a beautiful green park, spread out in front of blue sky. In other words, in Prague, noon almost everything there is to every man!
So
people come here from all over Europe, voezhe only a week to ten days
alias in the city, spending the night in an expensive hotel and leisure
devoting century walks and excursions. And
many are really want to buy an apartment in Prague, but almost no one
even suspects how this desire can push quite feasible, and it will have
to spend no more money than buying a similar property in the heart of
the capital of Russia. Indeed,
the dignity of real estate in the capital of the Czech Republic is high
does not hurt when it is identified with the prices of luxury
apartments and houses in the most developed domestic cities.
It
should be remember that the presence of specific problems the
transaction of sale to the foreign market also should not arise. Voezhe find real estate in the Czech Republic, a person does not necessarily even for use abroad. Enough
to entrust the search for various options specialist firm which is
engaged in mediation in this area for a certain profit identity any
fixed commission. Literally
a couple of days due to employees of a company offers its customers
skolkonibud different apartments in different parts of Prague, and even
be able to advise him as to where the city more attractions, where the
quieter streets and more.
If
the victim agrees to purchase a flat, he can continue to do business
with a company, broker, instructing experts prepare all documents needed
for processing the transaction. Even
for this stage of the client part can be minimized, and it will not
have to travel abroad for the sake of a few at a time or constantly call
up with the seller in Prague. Accordingly, the cost will be fairly flat income less that the strikingly beneficial to humans.
And
thus it becomes all the available real estate in the Czech Republic] -
buy it permissible to completely without leaving the house, hiring
special agents, who have worked always part of buying an apartment in
Prague.

It's advertising Prague real estate, apparently.

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Firebert

Oh those silly Eastern Europeans. =P

captainbrass

I feel the repetition of "bull" in the Ugg boots one kind of gives the game away. Not a smart move, Mr Spammer.

glennmagusharvey

Another one trying to advertise immigration to the Czech Republic to Russians.  I'll just post the silly Google translate version (apologies to people who know Russian).

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ClockworkUniverse

But...shouldn't it be trying to sell something? I mean, I think it might be, but I can't figure out what the product is...