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  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now

    Yeah . . . I guess that's true.

  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2013-03-01 00:04:44
    Has friends besides tanks now

    SA's "Wake Up Your Dog" thread is the best thread. You guys can all go home now.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-03-01 00:11:27
    "hi...i have a problem / i just peed on my desk and then licked it and now i feel sick"

    "I hate my life because I ate 14 bowls of cereal, what should I do? /I thought it would be fun, but now everything just hurts. Please Help"


    (does anybody get this reference?)

  • EvergreenEvergreen

    @All Nines and the "gallon smashing": Yeah, I've seen that, and it's terrible in every way. You have my full support. 


    I've never really lived with flip clocks but I always did find them interesting. Just one particular time that we were staying over at my maternal grandparents' house on Long Island, I remember my bedside clock being a flip clock. I guess the digital one there must have broken...but then they just brought in another digital one!

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    I wanted a flip clock ever since I saw Back to the Future as a kid, because Marty McFly had one in his bedroom and I thought it looked cool.


    @Evergreen: When my family would stay with my aunt and uncle in Cleveland in the 2000s, they had identical LED clock radios in all three bedrooms, even though they only used one. I always found that odd. And they looked like early-'90s clocks, too, so it's not like they bought them when they moved in...

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Now that I know that this gallon smash prank exists, I will be sure to check forensic evidence next to a conveniently-fallen youth in a supermarket surrounded by a couple or so gallons of spilled liquid.

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief

    Seems like a waste of gallons of liquid.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    I wouldn't mind having a nixie tube clock myself. 

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    Someday I'd like a nixie tube clock--what clock collection would be complete without one?--but they're prohibitively expensive, unfortunately. :\

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Heh, I read you can make one on your own. That'd be cool.

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief

    Sleep, I get so little of it, yet I never plan to get anymore. /sigh

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    sleep is a communist invention fostered by terrorists anyway

  • FuschlatzFuschlatz
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    Insomnia isn't that bad, m'kay?

  • VanityVanity
    Kill them! KILL THEM ALL!

    The Sandman is a Commie? O.o

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    "Do oneliners work on you?"


    "Ehm, generally not"


    "Then I'm glad I used a twoliner"


    *flurry of rotten tomatoes*

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    The Sandman is a Commie? O.o



    a commie pinko

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief

    a commie pinko





    Communism comes in many forms, one that attacks during the night with the agent called sleep.
    the other is the red menace.

  • KrakenKraken

    Fuckin' bolsheviks.

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    oh wow, it's been so long since i visited this site on my phone that the saved username was "CentralAvenue", with no space.



    I didn't realize it had been that long...
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    You look different.

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    water you talkin about gillenmagusharvey

  • BastionBastion
    smote

    Well, she is technically a pretty pink princess.

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue

    sea


    bastion tidally gets it


    38D


    (I'll stop now; it's not like I'm good at this anyway)

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!

    Homosuck is shit:DDD

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2013-03-03 04:55:10

    .

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    meenah is the best
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    ^^ you're too late i already saw it!!!

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief

    What was it?

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Well, I presume if he deleted it he wouldn't appreciate me telling anyone.

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief

    That's fair enough. judging by that comment it probably wasn't something bad/terrible, was it?

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