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  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.
    Thatthatthatthatthatthatthatthatthatthat
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    I'm confused. Did I stumble into the other IJBMer Updates thread?

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Yes.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-02-26 12:23:01

    By the way, does Japan actually have stores that only/mainly sell soft sofas, instead of furniture in general?


    Also, Homura looks like somebody just pasted existing art of her into the game... although maybe I'm overestimating SHAFT/Shinbo's thing for head tilts.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.
    Doesn't seem any weirder than stores that only sell beds. ...Does America have those?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Finished my midterm to the best of my ability



    Wonder if I'll get half marks for calling that one artist who tried to kill his brother in saint peters and who was buddies with the pope a smarmy bastard?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    If you're talking about mattress and bed stores, I guess, though they sell a few other related items too I think.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Sleep Country, Caaanada! Why buy a maaattress aaanywheeere else? *ting sound*
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2013-02-26 12:59:40
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    o/` at Sleeeeeepyyyyyy's...for the rest of your life! o/`

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    Saying something like that doesn't really fit Homura.

    t. Homura behaviour expert
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    Oh thank god I wasn't the only one who immediately had Sleep Country go through their head.
  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.
    I don't think any of our "bed specialists" have Sleep in the name. Helibeds, Dreams, Mattress King, but not Sleep.
  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Well, I have IE10 now.


    It's almost the same as IE9.


    And if some of you go "lol internet explorer", I'll book a plane and kill your family.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    rofl internet explorer



    ...You only said no lol
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    So I dropped a resume at my LCS and at some clothes shop that was asking for hired help. I don't have a work permit but fuck it. I need money. 

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    edited 2013-02-26 16:41:24

    ^^^lol internet explorer


    Now come chill with me in Australia. We'll sort out that whole messy family-killing business later.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    lol IE


    Ha-haa, I'm safe. With the number of kebab bars around here, he'll be too busy removing them from premises to ever get to killing.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Now come chill with me in Australia. We'll sort out that whole messy family-killing business later.



    Is it true that, in Australia, it's possible for huge poisonous spiders to jump out of the shitter at random and kill you while you're taking the dump? If yes, I think I'll pass.



    Ha-haa, I'm safe. With the number of kebab bars around here, he'll be too busy removing them from premises to ever get to killing.



    Don't doubt my appetite. 

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.

    Every defecation is a dance with death. 

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    So, for my essay, I chose to write about Victor Eugène Delacroix's piece, The Triumph of Genius over Envy


     


    Naturally, it turns out I once again chose a piece NOBODY HAS FUCKING WROTE A SCHOLARLY ARTICLE ON >.<


     


    Anybody know of any mythology about envy and genius fighting, or if this guy had a high opinion of himself, or anything? Something to set me on the right track (he has drawings that show biblical scenes so it's hard to tell anything about this guy in general that could help me figure out the inspiration for this piece. Other than he likes lions. A lot. I honestly would not be surprised if he hid a lion somewhere in it)


    This is the piece btw:


    http://i.imgur.com/yj54S7p.png" alt="" width="624" height="484" />

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    "A" dump, Milos. Taking "a" dump.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Come back once you have mastered Serbian on the level of a native speaker. >:(

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Aww, but I waned to learn Latin/German/Korean/Mandarin/Japanese* :(


    *The probability of me actually learning any of these languages is close to zero.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    I learned Latin in high school, and was one of the best students in class.


    Less than three years after my last Latin class, the only things I remember are "Quercus durior fagi" (The oak is sturdier than the beech) and that my first grade textbook had an illustration of what appears to be a homosexual pool party in 1st century BC Rome.

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    Hehe, fagi.

  • OctoOcto
    I don't even call it violence when it's in self defence; I call it intelligence.

    Milos, uh, get Firefox :p


    ...ah, what the hell: Lol Internet Explorer. Now, what are you gonna do, go to Ger... *looks at geographical closeness to Serbia on map* *notes number of Serbian migrants in Germany* ... ah, shit. *shifty eyes*

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Go to the nearest Turkish quarter and tell them a Serb is after you. =)

  • OctoOcto
    I don't even call it violence when it's in self defence; I call it intelligence.

    Now that really shouldn't be too difficult. I mean, hell, Germany is the home of the Döner Kebab sandwich :p

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

  • OctoOcto
    I don't even call it violence when it's in self defence; I call it intelligence.

    Well, all I understood was "Mujahedin... Mujahedin... bla... Mujahedin..." Oh wait, that was the whole song! The singer's outfit and the background he chose for the singing seem a bit unfitting to the topic, though...

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