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  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Donars Kebab?

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Doner kebab sandwich? Why would you put a kebab in a sandwich?

  • OctoOcto
    I don't even call it violence when it's in self defence; I call it intelligence.

    As in, not served on a plate, but in bread. The way we all know Döner, but it isn't the way it originally was done in Turkey. Hence why I made this specification - the Döner Kebab in bread was invented in Germany. Or so we like to claim ;)


    And, heh, ^^ Thor's Kebab? Fits ;)

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Is it true that, in Australia, it's possible for huge poisonous spiders to jump out of the shitter at random and kill you while you're taking the dump? If yes, I think I'll pass.



    > only spiders

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Doner kebab sandwich? Why would you put a kebab in a sandwich?



    It's the culinary translation of asking somebody if they have the courage to ride with the devil. 

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    So basically, they're David Lee Roth.

  • 707ruz707ruz
    "I will grant you two wishes; one for each testicle."

    actually i heard ie10 isn't that bad and is actually not slow


    don't crucify me

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    but


    ie10 is the one people who hate themselves enough to buy tablets use

  • Hookah_HashishHookah_Hashish
    edited 2013-02-27 01:45:49

    Edit: NVM stupid shitpost

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    So I did an insanely hard quiz in a fan game



    My patience was thin



    Then I fought that goddamned fucking sand attacking asshole Aipom and ended ip breaking my x key out of rage



    Sk I pulled my new bed out to grab the x key from my old laptop. Broke a drawer wheel



    The x key didn't fit. So on to tearing apart the kitchen for sticky tac for mr broken key



    Lost the x key



    Took scissors to old laptop x key



    Have somewhat functional frankenstein x key



    TL;DR - Fuck friend only quiz features that DON'T ANNOUNCE THEMSELVES AS SUCH I THOUGHT THE QUIZ WAS SUPPOSED TO BE POSSIBLE FOR THE AVERAGE PLAYER WEKL FUCK YOU I NOW HAVE THAT EGG ASSWIPES AND ALL IT COSTVME WAS AN X KEY A DRAWER WGELL ANOTHER X KEY SBD A TIN OF PATIEBCE



    TL;DR TL;DR - Video games + sleepiness + me = bad idea
  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    It's the culinary translation of asking somebody if they have the courage to ride with the devil.



    Is this a reference to something specific? 'cos, if it is, it's probably not what I'm thinking of.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    All that and it was the white supports that were messed up and could have been easily fixed if I calmed down for five seconds...


     


    Gah >.<

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Well, all I understood was "Mujahedin... Mujahedin... bla... Mujahedin..." Oh wait, that was the whole song! The singer's outfit and the background he chose for the singing seem a bit unfitting to the topic, though...



    The rest is a short recap of Sharia Law. 

  • dracosketchdracosketch
    Some weirdo

    I'm listening to ABBA and it's awesome.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Things I have learned today: The proper abbreviation for 'etcetera' is, indeed, etc. and not ect. as a lot of people have been telling me. This is due to the actual word itself (et cetera, which means 'and so forth', with the 'et' being entirely separate to the 'cetera' in the word, completely ruining the word if you abbreviate it as ect.).


    Which makes my act of using etc. to annoy people just seem silly. >:c

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    I have never been able to spell "etcetera" correctly without looking it up, in related news.


    I always spell it like "eccetera" or some shit

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Found the x key
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    Time to take the caveman look to it's logical conclusion.


    [x] Panther boxer


    [x] Panther braces


    [x] Panther headband


    [x]Oversized club

  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    I didn't know anyone thought it was ect.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    so I started watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer to see what all the fuss is about


    it turns out the fuss is pretty justified

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    hello Wicked.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    So


    the rebooted Journey Into Mystery starts with asgardian kids singing Shaft's theme but remodeled around Sif.


    if you are not reading this, then I'm sorry that you're living such a sorry life.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Man I love Macklemore as much as the next guy but if Thrift Shop plays fucking again i will cut a bitch

  • KrakenKraken

    That sounds really great.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Juan - but in doing so you will become part of the cycle. The shirt you cut up will be donated to Goodwill by your victim's family. Macklemore will find it and write a hit song about wearing a murder victim's clothes. And it will be played twice as much as thrift shop. 

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    it's all part of the ouroboros of life

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    AHHHHHHHHHH customer service and math assignments don't mix.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    they're the bane of my life.

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Which one?

  • BastionBastion
    smote

    Tom Hardy.

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