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Homestuck grocery stores Alice boobs statue

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  • BobBob
    ...So, what if a few parts are missing?
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    You're more than welcome to sell anything he has more than one of, especially if you think he'll miss said body part.


    -arrives- MNHGHFNGHFN!
  • BobBob
    8D

    -squees, takes bound!Random out of the box, proceeds to do every single kinky / destructive thing to him to ever have been done / imagined-
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    *admires nearby Kroger*
  • KrogerKroger
    edited 2011-03-11 02:33:14
    Excuse me, do you mind? You're starting to creep me out.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Er, sorry, Mr. Krogerson.

    Do you have any candy on sale this week?
  • AnonusAnonus
    (Eyewitness News sockpuppet post)
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    Bob!  Thank goodness you got me out of that lunatic's home!  Wait, what are you-  AAHHH! -censored censored censored-

  • KrogerKroger
    edited 2011-03-11 02:37:04
    ^^^No, but you can save big on meat, not to mention all the great deals on personal hygiene products we're offering! Be sure to check out our website for more details!
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    Kroger, why do you never hire me when I apply at you?  WHY?!  I've got a family to feed, for crying out loud!
  • AnonusAnonus
    Oh, Kroger, why are you called King Soopers in my neck of the woods?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-03-11 02:39:11
    -censored censored censored-

    You hear that, AU? He's calling your name!
    (No one outside the Trash Heap will get this joke)

    ^ Because he's a Time Lord, and King Soopers is one of his regenerations. I think.
  • BobBob
    >:3

    -takes it up to eleven, breaking most of bound!Random's bones, slicing a rather large part of his nose, taking out one of his eyes, and severing one of his arms, a leg, two fingers and three toes-
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    mmmff- DAHAHHAHA!  HAHA!  ...-tee hee!-  What are you tickling me for?

  • BobBob
    Oh, that's just part of the ritual. You see, on my planet, this is a loyalty ceremony, meaning that I now legally own you. Now go make me a sammich, bitch!
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-03-11 02:50:22
    I've been Krogering!
    (I was gonna post this on Kroger's wall, but apparently HTML isn't allowed on walls.)
  • AnonusAnonus
    they never gave those stickers away in MY KROGERS

    I SHALL FIND AND KILL THEM
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    Okay, I love being subservient!  -leaves to make sandwich-  Now let's see, I'm guessing she'll want a few slices of turkey, some cheese, and hey, a severed human hand!  Who wouldn't want that on a sandwich?  -upon closer observation, the hand turns out to be mine-  Oh...  (Think Random, if you were MV, would you rather eat this or sell it?)
  • BobBob
    ^^^Oh god, I hope urban dictionary is lying about what "krogering" is.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-03-11 02:54:22
    What would they say exactly? "I've been Kinging"?

    (Also, I know you meant "Krogers" as plural, but I can't help but read it as that annoying thing people from Ohio do where they add an "s" to the end of the store name.)

    ^ Must not...check...urbandictionary...
  • KrogerKroger
    edited 2011-03-11 02:54:38
    ^^^^^:D

    ^^...What exactly does it say- actually, I don't want to know.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-11 02:56:12
    To go to a Kroger's parking lot and engage in oral sex and/or sexual intercourse.

    My girlfriend and I had to go Krogering because we still lived at home with our parents wouldn't approve of our fornicating.


    Perusing the grocery store for the perfect vegetable with which to pleasure one's self.

    My fiancee has been out of town for two weeks which forced me to go krogering.
  • KrogerKroger
    edited 2011-03-11 02:58:10
    I...what? Why would anyone-what? WHY? WHYYYYYYY?!?

    -pukes, passes out-
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    edited 2011-03-11 02:59:09
    Jeez, you're not making those up, either.

    Also the way the first one is worded with "our parents" makes it sound the guy's banging his sister.

    ^ Kroger? Are you ok? Kroger?

    Guys, should we do something?
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-03-11 02:59:56
    ^^...Oops?

    ^Oh god, I don't know if that makes this worse, or better.

    Nah, he'll get over it.
  • AnonusAnonus
    (Eyewitness News sockpuppet post)

    (4 New York sockpuppet post)
  • TyraBanksTyraBanks
    Ooh gurl, I know you didn't just traumatize a grocery store. That is not fierce, gurl.

  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^^ This is a newsworthy event, apparently. Who knew.
  • AnonusAnonus
    ^^Tyra!

    *is overwhelmed by the prospect of Tyra Banks Derail: The Reckoning*
  • BobBob
    Wait, the news is here? Meaning this is going to be on TV? Meaning the cops are going to be watching? OH SHI-

    -grabs slave!Random, runs-
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