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Homestuck grocery stores Alice boobs statue
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You're more than welcome to sell anything he has more than one of, especially if you think he'll miss said body part.
-arrives- MNHGHFNGHFN!
Do you have any candy on sale this week?
Bob! Thank goodness you got me out of that lunatic's home! Wait, what are you- AAHHH! -censored censored censored-
You hear that, AU? He's calling your name!
(No one outside the Trash Heap will get this joke)
^ Because he's a Time Lord, and King Soopers is one of his regenerations. I think.
mmmff- DAHAHHAHA! HAHA! ...-tee hee!- What are you tickling me for?
(I was gonna post this on Kroger's wall, but apparently HTML isn't allowed on walls.)
I SHALL FIND AND KILL THEM
(Also, I know you meant "Krogers" as plural, but I can't help but read it as that annoying thing people from Ohio do where they add an "s" to the end of the store name.)
^ Must not...check...urbandictionary...
Also the way the first one is worded with "our parents" makes it sound the guy's banging his sister.
^ Kroger? Are you ok? Kroger?
Guys, should we do something?
(4 New York sockpuppet post)
*is overwhelmed by the prospect of Tyra Banks Derail: The Reckoning*