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I so famous! <3
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"The fuck is this?" Vorpy huffed, browsing IJBM for the bazillionth time. Nobody had posted anything in the last 10 minutes despite refreshing her browser every second, except that creepy dweeb Chagen. "God damnit, what is he bitching about now? Probably whining about Bob spanking his ass 'caus he's a little bitch who can't take any damned little comment about him without imploding like a crybaby" she seethed, rolling back and forth impatiently in her chair.
She closed her eyes and groaned thinking about Chagen bent over Bob's lap like a little bitch and taking a hand to the ass. Damn that was hot. Vorpy bet he cried like one too, squealing like a toddler each time she slapped her palm across his red cheeks.
"Fuck!" she hissed, pushing her hands between her thighs, arching back in her chair seeking relief to her droll and mundane existence browsing a lifeless IJBM with nobody but Chuggles the magic whiner to keep her company/amuse her with his endless crying. Her other hand grabbed her mouse and pulled up her favorite clopfic Bob wrote her last week as she slipped her fingers in and out of her. Unsatisfied, she grabbed the most gigantic dildo she had in her desk drawer and found purchase with it inside her.
Desperate for some kind of vilification, Vorpy fulled up another tab to look at Chagen's lasted tirade on HER IJBM as she squirmed in her chair. "Yeah, fuck him good Bob." she muttered to herself, thinking of the only other troper with any kind of balls on this forum taking him up the ass dressed like a girl.
Her eyes glanced down to her screen just as she was getting close.
And suddenly she just stopped. Staring at the screen and not caring about anything else.
"Oh you little fuck. I'm going to get you." she seethed as she read Chagen's words.
Forgetting about the monster dildo inside her she scrambled for her clothes, and grabbed the biggest strap on from her closet of toys she could find and bolted for the door. "Today Chagen...I'll make you scream like a little bitch!" she crackled maniacally...
Sequel?
And that fic didn't have enough lesbianism. 0/10
It was at that moment that he thought he heard a faint thumping sound. Almost like someone was stomping up the stairs to his room.
He held his breath, looking around for something to defend himself. Scrambling around the room he picked up his wooden katana. Because Wooden Katanas Are Even Better then katanas. Anime was never wrong.
The thumping was getting louder.
"W-who's there?!" Chagen cried, holding his katana like a security blanket.
Suddenly his door burst open, and some strange girl, bound in the hottest leather outfit he'd ever seen glared at him with eyes that could invoke death.
"Shut up bitch. I finally found you, you little cunt. You thought you could just cry all over IJBM forever and I wouldn't come to make you scream runt?" she seethed, stomping over toward the cowering bitch next to his computer, he held up his sword and tried to strike her. Only to have the wooden instrument slapped from his hands and then felt himself thrown against his bed. "Pathetic." she grunted, setting down a bag onto the floor.
She smiled. He did not like that smile. "Who are you?!" he cried, tears welling up in his eyes.
"What? Don't say you can't remember? I told you I'd find you bitch." She laughed as he tried to stand up and kicked him back down, stepping on him with her high heeled thighhigh boots.
"B-b-bob?" he guessed, struggling. She slapped him across the face.
"It's Vorpy you little bitch." she frowned, hauled him up and threw him face down across his own bed. "And now I'm going to have some fun with you." she told him, trying his hands behind his back. "Oh wow, I guess it's true, you really are a little cunt. I thought you were a guy but that must have been a lie." Vorpy laughed, giving him a weggie with his own panties.
"B-but I am a-" Chagen tried to start, before he welped as she laid her hand hard across his ass.
"Bitch shut up before I gag you with my cock. 'Bout to say you're a man? Bullshit, all I see here is a girly little bitch who wants a real man to fuck her nice and hard." Vorpy hissed into his ear. Spanking him again and then reached for her bag, digging through it's contents. "Uhg. This is going to be fun." she whispered to him, pulling down his pink little panties before lubing up a nice long dildo.
"W-whut are you doing?!" he cried, trying to look behind him before Vorpy smacked him in the face.
"Having a little fun" she chuckled, pressing the long sleek shaft up against his ass. "Here bitch, let's break in that nice pussy of yours before I give you a good long fuck" she whispered to him, pushing the pole up against his back door.
"P-please...no" he cried, sobbing like a little baby until he cried out as she filled him up with thick silicon.
"Ooooohhhh...little bitch liked that didn't she?" Vorpy cooed playfully, pushing her toy in and out of him for a bit until she started spanking him. "Little bitch needs to be punished for crying all over MY IJBM...yeah, cry for me Chagen. Uhg. Fuck that's so hot." she groaned, picking up her speed as she spanked and fucked him. "Look at you, you fucking love it. Nnng. Fuck." Vorpy grunted, fingering herself for a bit until she yanked her toy out of his ass.
She pulled from her bag a nice long strap on, thrusting one end into her slick cunt, she strapped the sides together and placed her shaft between her bitch's buttcheeks, relishing in his whimperings.
"Beg for it slut." she commanded, slapping his ass as hard as she could, smiling as he yelped.
"P-please...f-f-fuck me hard Vorpy, I want it bad!" he cried through tears, which only ellicted another spank.
"Bitch. You don't DARE use my name. From now on, I'll only hear 'Yes, Mistress' out of that whore mouth of yours, woman." Vorpy shouted, giving his reddening ass some more slaps. "Now beg me to fill your pussy with my cock."
"Pluh-pluhease Mistress!" he cried, as she pulled back and rammed into him all the way to her base. Thrusting deep and hard into her new willing bitch.
/Haters gunna hate
I guffaw.
Now I waits for the Vorpy.
lols. I be ninjaed.
I'm calling it. Vorpy will raep Chagen and he'll lub every second of it.
Besides. You body couldn't handle it.
Vorpy would make your balls inert.
Also, CommandoDude demands payment for his rendered services in the form of a clopfic for him to fap to.
.
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"This was so fun, I had a great time tonight, but now it's time for sleep." a slender fair-skinned girl said, closing her laptop and heading off to bed, stretching out to relax and comfort herself, slipping into some silky nightwear and fluffing her pillows, and then snuggling with her pillow. "Oh how I wish I could have this much fun all of the time." she spoke to herself, grinning and slowly closing her eyes and getting ready to sleep; unknowingly to her though, she felt this urge to go to the bathroom, and she quickly jogged to her bathroom. She pulled down her sleek black panties down her legs and sat on the toilet, flipping out her phone and playing on it while she peed.
"Hi Bob" a voice said from the bathroom. The girl quickly shuddered and shit herself a bit while she looked around, yelling "Who are you and what are you doing in my bathroom!?" she looked around, and saw a tall dark figure behind her shower curtains, who slowly emerged from the darkness to appear before her. "...Waltzy? What are you doing in my bathroom? Girl, you scared me." Bob nervously laughed, still questioning why Waltzy was in her bathroom while Waltzy crept slowly over to her.
"....Bob, can I see your pussy please?" Waltzy asked her. Bob raised an eyebrow, "Why are you in my bathroom?" she asked her again, putting her phone at her side and steadily trying to dial 911 out of sight of Waltzy. "Calling for help I see? Who says they are going to be here in time?" Waltzy creepily spoke, longing eyes filled with desire pulsing through her light irises, as Waltzy slowly emerged completely from the shower curtain, appearing before Bob in just a mauve lingerie set, her breasts perky from the balconette bra. "Waltzy I don't like what the fuck is going on here. I'm supposed to be fucking you, not the other way around, silly girl!" Bob spoke to her, nervously laughing as the imposing Waltzy loomed down upon her, a sexy smile curling across her face, as she began to laugh louder and louder at Bob's message.
"That's not the way you beg for mercy, Bob." Waltzy grabbed Bob by the hair and jerked her off of the toilet, cupping her mouth with her hand so Bob couldn't cry out for help. Bob attempted to bite Waltzy's hand but she could, wailing back and forth as Waltzy drug her out of the bathroom and into Bob's bedroom, throwing her onto the bed, as she crawled atop of Bob and pressed her crotch against Bob's, slowly and gently rubbing herself against her while she stared down at Bob's terrified face.
"Don't worry my love, I just want to prove something to you...". She giggled, moving her hand off of Bob's mouth and putting her face against hers, running her hands through bob's shortish hair while Waltzy's long hair runs across Bob's neck, her soft lips gently pecking her cheeks. "You like Yuri, don'tcha?" Waltzy spoke, pulling down Bob's top and revealing her supple breast, covered by a cute white bra. "So innocent" she spoke, reaching under the cup and tenderly pulling on Bob's nipple "...no...please don't Waltzy...I don't know what's going on...but please stop..." she weakly spoke.
"Awwww, this is the first time I've heard your voice...sweet thing you...what happened to your bravado and intensity? You are too cute for this..." Waltzy licked Bob's face and ignored her request, lifting her top off of her and pulling it off, grinding her crotch against Bob some more and making sensual noises, her soft panties slowly beginning to get wet as her lower lips begin to kiss the fabric of her lingerie. "I...don't mind if you do this...just please don't tell anyone on IJBM, okay? I don't want them to know...that I..." Bob got a bit teary eyed, and Waltzy ran her hand across Bob's face to wipe away the tears.
"There's no need for that, you lovely girl. I just took you by surprise, that's all." Waltzy nibbled onto Bob's neck, sucking on it as hard as she could while Bob squealed, a bright red hickie being sucked onto Bob's neck. "I marked you as mine, baby." she said, reaching behind her back and unclipping her bra, dropping it off of the bed as she revealed her well shaped breasts, her chest airing out from the tight lingerie that bound them. Bob looked inquisitively at Waltzy, as she reached up and put her arms behind Waltzy, pulling her slowly ontop of herself and kissing her on the lips a few times. "I want to be ontop now...please?" Bob pleaded, and Waltzy giggled a bit. "Silly girl, you don't ask to be on top, you force your way on top." Waltzy rolled over, and began to pull her sleek underwear off, throwing them aside and playing with herself a bit. "Fine then, I will!" Bob exclaimed, wiggling over to the naked Waltzy and holding her down on the bed with her hands against Waltzy's arms, darting her tongue into her mouth as she pressed her breasts agaist Waltzy's, letting a hand trail on the edge of her well-trimmed pussy, poking her clitoris playfully.
"I brought something for you, Bob." Waltzy spoke, crawling a bit closer to the edge of the bed to grab a bag, and pulled out something that looked like a caltrop. "What is that?" Bob asked. Waltzy set one point against her pussy, and put the other two points upwards. "Sit on it Bob." Bob nodded, and pushed herself onto the strange object, the rubbery gel inside pushing her tight pussy open, and as she leaned forward and cried out, the other point quickly penetrated her ass, and with the weight, the edge against Waltzy's puss slowly penetrated her as well, pushing hard inside of her as they both moaned. "Now rock back and forth for us hun..." she tenderly said, holding Bob's hands to give her leverage.
Bob then began to pulsate her hips back and forth, moaning loudly as the points inside of her began to prod her insides, getting her wet as she rapidly pushed the point deeply and precisely into Waltzy, who leaned her head back and moaned sensually, her breasts bouncing back and forth as Bob energetically used the toy to fuck her. "Don't stop! Don't stop...pleeeeeeease...." Waltzy cried out, as she arched her back and pulled Bob forward, pushing her waist in a diagonal fashion so she could get the toy to hit her pussy deep, liquid seeping from her puss as she got crammed with the toy, Bob steadily rocking herself against it as well, while her tight ass coiled around the toy and her pussy began to quiver. "I'm almost there Waltzy...what should I do..." Bob panted out, opening her eyes as sweat dripped down her face and onto her breasts. "Fuck me harder you stupid cunt!" Waltzy screamed out as she clinched her eyes and pushed herself harder and harder onto the toy as her moans began to get less subtle and more loud.
Bob then broke her grasp from Waltzy, and began to pogo on the toy, sliding up and down on the points as she moaned out, grabbing her breasts and using her weight to prod her own guts with the intensity of her riding motions, jabbing Waltzy's tender pussy harder and harder as she began to erupt "Oh god yes! fuck yes! Nyaaaaaaaa" she cried out, clutching the bed as she screamed out multiple times, shivering as Bob continued to press the object deeper and deeper into her with her riding. Waltzy's erratic moans got Bob wet enough to cum, her sexual fever pitch quickly paralyzing her for a few seconds as she detached from the toy, her ass gaping and soaked from her sweat, and her pussy searing with pleasure as she tried to catch her breath.
Waltzy was panting, looking at Bob's back as she wiggled over and put her head against Bob's, reaching over to her side and rubbing her stomach, as Bob then grabbed Waltzy's hand as well, her own fingers going between hers, as they both laid there trying to catch their breath. "Waltzy..." she weakly spoke, snuggling against Waltzy's naked body as she began to feel herself drip across her leg. "Yes Bob, hun?" she whispered, sniffing Bob's hair. "Vorpy's going to get sooo jealous..."
"Oh well, she'll deal with it." Waltzy spoke, clutching Bob closer and kissing the back of her neck, running her hand through Bob's hair until she fell asleep.