THE IJBM "I HAVE NEVER" GAME

Moerin · 2011-07-08 23:21:20

@Vorpy: Holy crap he's beautiful~ Like... Oh my god the things I would do to him, eheheh~

...Which I should probably keep to myself, ahem. >.>

Oh please, this is one of the few times when I'm not terrified at all.

Ew, ew, EW! Why would... EW! So no, I've never drank or tasted it.

I have never really wanted to be sexually dominated.

Vivi · 2011-07-08 23:21:30

^^I have.

^Being sexually dominated turns me on like you don't even know. More so when I don't ask for it.

Crimson · 2011-07-08 23:24:10

Speaking of this.

I have never wanted to sexually dominate anyone.

Seriously, even if it's consensual it makes me feel like a rapist.

Moerin · 2011-07-08 23:26:31

I... Like to dominate guys. Like, really, really like it. It turns me on like you would not believe. >.> I'm more of a switch towards girls, though.

Vivi · 2011-07-08 23:27:28

@Moerin:....

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-07-08 23:30:32

IJBM: I can't respond to all of these on my phone without spending an hour typing and getting ninja'd 200 times.

Moerin · 2011-07-08 23:30:56

@Vivi: Hmmm~? ^_^

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-07-08 23:33:30

I have never tried to put my mouth to my genitals.

It was for easy cleanup purposes.

I have never watched tentacle porn.

Browsing certain imageboards makes this very hard to avoid.

I have never had sex with the same girl more than four times.

I did, though the frequency is rather low.

I have never hurt or killed a small animal out of anger.

I have. They are typically the sources of anger to begin with.

I have never had an emo breakdown in front of the person I liked.

I've never NOT wanted a zombie apocalypse to happen.

I've never thought about killing myself, seriously.

I have never eaten lamb.

I have never eaten goat meat.

I have never seen two girls, one cup

I have never had sex with a woman. Or done much of anything, for that matter. ._.

I have. Plenty of times.

I don't want that.

It's common enough, unless it's referring to times where I seriously try, which i've tried before, but only twice.

I have eaten lamb.

I have eaten goat meat.

I saw it in some Goodbye thread on TvTropes (well, a picture of it) where someone tried to get banned permenantly to gtfo.

Done.

Icalasari · 2011-07-08 23:45:49

I have never gotten drunk

vacasama · 2011-07-08 23:47:54

Same here but I've described by friends IRL as acting like drunken idiot.

Moerin · 2011-07-08 23:50:16

I've gotten drunk before. It quickly convinced me that a life of sobriety was probably for the best.

I have never been caught in a compromising position by someone I found attractive.

Vivi · 2011-07-08 23:51:00

^Yes. Several times.

Vorpy · 2011-07-09 00:08:13

I have never really wanted to be sexually dominated.

I wanted them to stop but they didn't.

I have never wanted to sexually dominate anyone.

Only once, and I felt guilty about it afterwards.

I have never gotten drunk

Nor have I.

I have never been caught in a compromising position by someone I found attractive.

I have. It was when I first googled "yuri" in my art class and the person I liked was right behind me.

MisaAmane · 2011-07-09 00:12:59

I have never imagined I was having sex with a character from a video game or fictional series.

Moerin · 2011-07-09 00:21:48

I have imagined those scenarios so many times it goes beyond pathetic. >.<

Vorpy · 2011-07-09 02:43:40

Fuck you Misa, just...fuck you.

Yes, I have imagined myself having sex with Death Note and Black Lagoon characters. All of them....

inkblot · 2011-07-09 02:59:29

Klonoa...

So, who's doing the next "I have never..."

Vorpy · 2011-07-09 03:09:27

I have never cross-dressed.

Icalasari · 2011-07-09 04:03:54

I have imagined sex with video game characters, and once had a vivid dream about a building sized flygon.

...My brain went to third person and showed the wall of the outside of the cave during the whole sex scene >.>

InsanityAddict · 2011-07-09 05:02:44

Have crossdressed, once in a candy bikini and once as a horrible abomination of a cheerleader.

>I have never put washing pins/assorted clampy stuff on my sensitive zones.

T'was Truth or Dare, washing pin on ballsack. After which the whole game was aborted due to people not wanting to top that stuff.

Radd · 2011-07-09 08:39:20

I have never had an emo breakdown in front of the person I liked.

I have never really wanted to be sexually dominated.

Only things I have done.

Icalasari · 2011-07-09 13:17:06

I missed some?

Yes I have been more scared that one was a stupid one
Yes I have wanted to be sexually dominated

I have never played this game before the IJBM version we are playing now

IanExMachina · 2011-07-09 13:18:14

Ugh, this thread is long, will go through later when my boredom threshold is lower/alcohol level is higher.

Vivi · 2011-07-09 13:55:56

I've played this game a couple times before. A few secrets came out, like that I sucked one of the other player's dicks.

DonZabu · 2011-07-09 14:12:34

>I have never cross-dressed.

It was a cross-dressing dance that the Gay-Straight Alliance put on. Wore one of my mother's old hippie dresses.

I have never fapped to ponies.

Icalasari · 2011-07-09 14:58:15

Somehow, I wouldn't be surprised if I fapped to an anthropomorphic pony

I have never gotten my drivers license (I may be 19 but fuck driving when drivers around here do things like try to merge into you on a regular basis)

Radd · 2011-07-09 15:04:41

Never fapped to ponies, but I've gotten my license.

Moerin · 2011-07-09 15:05:18

Um... Crossdressing? When I was a kid, I guess. Not sure if I could get away with it nowadays, unfortunately.

Ponies? Ew, beastiality... >.< So no.

I'm 24 and have no driver's license. But really, no-one would trust me behind the wheel, not even me.

I have never had sex in a public place where I could easily be caught.

vacasama · 2011-07-09 15:08:05

You don't have a driver's license at your age? How do you get around then?

Moerin · 2011-07-09 15:09:07

Public transport. >.> Oh, and walking, I guess. I like walking. It's fun.

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