If you have an email ending in @hotmail.com, @live.com or @outlook.com (or any other Microsoft-related domain), please consider changing it to another email provider; Microsoft decided to instantly block the server's IP, so emails can't be sent to these addresses.
If you use an @yahoo.com email or any related Yahoo services, they have blocked us also due to "user complaints"
-UE

FUCK YOU CHRIS BROWN (The Grammy Thread)

135

Comments

  • edited 2012-02-12 20:20:38
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    it sounded pretty decent, i guess?


    ^ you know you're doing bad when Maroon 5 is upstaging you

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    This is seriously my fifth favorite Beach Boys song and they're fucking murdering it
  • edited 2012-02-12 20:21:46
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    Fuck you ftp

    Wait is it over

    Nope, thank god
  • edited 2012-02-12 20:23:18
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    And here comes the main event...


    someone tell whoever's on piano to relax his eyes, jesus christ

  • edited 2012-02-12 20:35:17
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    Brian Wilson looks even worse than usual. Poor Brian. :(

    The juxtaposition with Mike Love looking like he's checking out every chick in the audience is a great reminder of how much of a shitlord he is, though.

    And Adam Levine could not look like more of a tool if he tried.

    Glad they used an authentic electric theremin, though.
  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    Having never heard much of Sir Paul's work past the 70s, I am surprised how good he sounds.
  • >Adam Levine


    >Being a tool


    What else is new?

  • edited 2012-02-12 20:37:51
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    I really do need to listen to Gil-Scott Heron more. :|


    also if Chris Brown wins I riot


     


    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    Fucking amazing. Artists representing an entity that recently tried to pass a bill suppressing free speech claiming that "the revolution has been televised" + giving an award to a woman-beating misogynistic, materialistic asshole representing the absolute worst aspects of the black community = literally the worst way of honoring Gil Scott-Heron possible.


    And FUCK YOU CHRIS BROWN 

  • We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    good god, this is the most juvenile song ever fucking written


    seriously, Taylor

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    It's tween country pop, did you expect anything else

    Also: "someone tell whoever's on piano to relax his eyes, jesus christ"

    You're kidding right
  • We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    I can't recognize Beach Boys members by their faces, is that a crime

  • edited 2012-02-12 20:52:14
    I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    When it's Brian Wilson yeah kinda

    Hint: he is debilitatingly Insane

    Plus: Adele for Song of the Year. yay.
  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    LL Cool J is rendered nerve-wrecked by the word "boobs"

    Let's see I Katy's lip syncing is more or less obvious than Chris's

    What the fuck happened
  • We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    That bait-and-switch was pretty ridiculous, but eh, Katy Perry.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    Hey she's really singing! Spectacular!
  • edited 2012-02-12 21:09:01
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    now there's a shocker!


    Huh. Totally thought Taylor was going to get that award...


    And Adele sounds pretty awesome for someone coming off of vocal cord surgery.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    Adele sounds wonderful<3<3<3

    Gee, I wonder if she's going to win Best Album
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    I've been listening to Power Metal this entire time. I've been following Todd in The Shadows' twitter for it and this is my favorite comment.


    The Grammys are turning into what the MTV Video Music Awards should've been... now if only something would be what the Grammys should be

  • We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    The Grammys are turning into what the MTV Video Music Awards should've been

    A big grand celebration of the music business? because if that's not what he means I don't know what he means

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Celebration of spectacle and glitz over actual achievement and quality.

  • We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    the phrase "should've been" and "over actual achievement and quality" are conflicting

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    BACKSTAGE AWARDS TIME! Bon Iver just won alternative album. Big surprise. And if anybody still wonders if the Grammys are relevant they have categories for gospel, contemporary christian, new age, "urban", etc.


    Louis CK won best comedy album. Betty White won best spoken word. Glee lost, thank Christ, but Fleet Foxes lost best folk album. 

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    Could Carrie underwood sound any more childish while talking about Tony freakin Bennet
  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    HahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaha
  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    Is he going to fucking do it seriously
  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    He is YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    Fucking amazing
  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.
    Jesus
  • We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    Big surprise. And if anybody still wonders if the Grammys are relevant they have categories for gospel, contemporary christian, new age, "urban", etc.

    Why's it bad to give awards to less popular genres again?


    AHAHAHAHAHA BON IVER WON AN AWARD FROM THE GRAMMYS


    NOT SO STUPID NOW, ARE THEY


    and they brought the orchestra on him too, ahhh

Sign In or Register to comment.