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Princess Apricot arbitrarily decides what position in her castle you would be suited for
As Princess, I cannot miss an opportunity to jump on the bandwagon with the rest of my subjects.
Now then, line up and fix my castle's underemployment problem!
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Because I need someone I can trust to help EVERY muscle in my body relax...
Neo_Crimson:
The royal administrator of fiend summoning. Cause that avatar is badass and I want whatever that thing is fighting to protect my castle
...And you mean your, not you're
See why I choose you for the job?
There you are Ica.
Any position is fine as long as I serve Queen ApricotEvery ruler needs a scientific officer! As such, you shall be the director of MAD SCIENCE! Truly experimentation will double as an effective punishment for those who fare poorly against our new prosecutor.
As every great society excels in the arts, you shall be adminstrator of culture!
Be it writing or architecture, you job is to organize a city of epic proportions! YOUR NAME SHALT BE REMEMBERED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!
All is for my Queen.
and I want whatever that thing is fighting to protect my castle
This I can do! First, I need a bunch of unwitting stooges to act as sacrifices. Two, LOTS of blood. Three...
@DonZabu: Your avatar looks uncannily like a chef for some reason.
So you can be the head chef! Don't worry, no cannibalism is involved.
@MadassAlex: Surely your wisdom concerning the battle arts makes you a worthy teacher of the fighting arts. If you so choose, you may also be lead strategist.
@funnyguts: Because you don't know anything, you get to be the jest! Congratulations! Now tell a joke
@Waltzy: Because you emanate vibes of kindness, and because it will be amusing to have an entire court, you shall be the royal attorney! I would post a genderswap of Phoenix Wright, but it's NSFW.
@TheConductor: Going by your avatar, I daresay you are a rogue defender of justice! Thus, you shall be my personal spy!