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DonZabu Plays Kanon in G Major on the Flute

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  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    Holy christ those eyes

    I didn't think animes with dinner plate eyes were an actual thing that people made, I thought they were just photoshopped to exaggerate and make fun of moe styled things

    my mind is breaking
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ I'm fairly certain that they get bigger in some shows/games
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-08-25 11:59:46
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I though the eyes were only big in the first post because it as a closeup, and then the eyes kind of calmed down on their size afterwards.

    And there is danger afoot. Making bad choices may lead to.....NO SEX FOR MAH BOI(GASP) I forget most H-Games are like annoying puzzle games were making the wrong choice in the beginning has you pursue a path that ends with NOHSING AT AHLL.

    I change my vote to carry it up yourself.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    @Bob: I'm just doing this for the lolz laughs. I don't play stuff like this on any sort of regular basis.
  • BobBob
    So just to clarify, you're not a weeaboo paedophile who likes shitty artwork / animation / whatever this counts as?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    He could be lying.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    If he is I have the appropriate image macros warmed and ready.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    <3 @IanExMachina.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^^^ No I'm not, and if I were a weeaboo pedophile, the media I'd consume would be much better drawn than this.
  • BobBob
    So, you only like well-drawn lolishit? That's... I really thought you were better than that, Don. :<
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I just realized that the votes are tied
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-25 18:42:07
    Right, and I've already decided "make her do it". I'm just putting the finishing touches on the post itself.

    ^^ I CAN'T HELP IT, BOB! THAT'S JUST THE WAY I AM! I THOUGHT YOU'D BE MORE SUPPORTIVE!
  • DonZabuDonZabu




    The box in question being an old shoebox filled with old magazines.



    "God DAMNIT, woman! You're more useless than a Communications degree!"


    "All my old porno magazines."


    "We're going to sweep the magazines up into a pile. Using you as the broom."


    ...the box that doesn't have a bottom now. Right.


    "This" being a stack of magazines she's carrying in her arms. Luckily, I think she's too out of it to notice what those magazines are about.



    Loudly breaking whatever was inside.




    Translation: "Bite me".




    "And by that, I mean a 2-hour smoke break."


    "Breathing that smokey freedom deep into my lungs."



    "Did I say you could bum one of these? Aww fuck it, go ahead."


    "Whaddya want, cough-syrup-for-brains?"



    "Wait, what are you talking..."



    "Oh dear, I think the drugs are getting to her. She's convinced that we've met before. Be best if I played along with it; she might try to kill me otherwise."



    "That's right, play it cool, play it cool..."

    So, that business taken care of, they finally head back downstairs, where Nayuki must suddenly go grocery shopping for dinner:





    So, do we go with her to the store, spending more time with her, or do we stay home, getting an early night's sleep?

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    RETSU GO TU DA KONBINI SUTOO
  • BobBob
    HOW CAN I BE SUPPORTIVE OF THIS, DON?! THIS ISN'T LIKE REALIZING YOU'RE GAY OR CONFESSING THAT YOU'RE SECRETLY THREE MIDGETS IN A TRENCHCOAT, THIS IS JUST PLAIN WRONG! I... I FEEL LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE! TT_TT
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    DAMNIT, BOB! LOOK INTO THESE EYES! IT'S STILL ME! IT'S STILL THE ME THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS LOVED!
  • BobBob
    I CAN'T! I CAN'T LOOK INTO THE EYES OF A REMOURSELESS KIDDY FIDDLER! JUST... JUST GO! I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! TT_TT

    -runs off, crying-
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    -hangs my head in silence as the music winds down-
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Go to the store. She's starting to open up and damn it if Boi misses out on sex in the future, even if it is with a zoned out druggie
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Decision still open.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    No tell her to go to hell.
    Shopping is tedious.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-26 22:18:31
    Since it's another tie, I'm gonna pick the option that enables us to get out of the house more and finally shave off that neckbeard.




    "Yeah, keep that bullet-shaped mouth of yours open, I'm gonna spit my tobacco in it."


    "Seriously, I could take a piss right now, and it'd freeze on its way to the ground. They have to surgically remove it from my-"


    Yeah, I guess if you spent most of your time huffing Freeon like this girl does, you'd be less bothered by the cold, too.



    "Here we go again..."


    "Wait, now she's just using this head trip of hers to get me to do shit for her! Unbelievable."


    That's right, tell it like it is.




    So, do we give in to her housecat-at-dinnertime-esque pleas to carry her shit for her, or do we tell her and her bag to go fuck themselves?

  • BobBob
    Pffft, make dat bitch carry her own bag. Bitches think dey can just boss you 'roun', man, dese crazy bitches dun know nothin.
  • dmboogiedmboogie
    probably human
    SHE IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH. SHE MUST GRIND BY CARRYING THINGS.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-08-27 01:14:41
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Go to the store with her. Never leave your women alone, for they find other men.

    Fucking Windows 98


    Take the bag. Because it would be a nice thing to do!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-08-27 02:06:23
    No rainbow star
    Take the bag and plant something illegal in there, then get an officer to search her bag and arrest her
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-27 02:20:15
    ^ Knowing her, she probably has about a dozen different illegal substances in there already.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Ah. Then change that to, "Take the bag so you can add her stuff to your private stash"
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-27 23:27:41
    Frankly, I've been waiting for the opportunity for Boi to score some drugs.


    "You, though, I'm not so certain."



    "I could hear the pills rattling around in there."



    Nayuki: "This way, if the cops stop us, only you will get arrested. Yay!"


    "The streets were completely deserted. I was starting to get scared."


    "I sincerely hope you're talking about groceries when you say 'the stuff'."




    "Lord knows why I couldn't just go into the shopping center with her, but at least I have a few new friends to keep me company."

    -takes a few of Nayuki's pills that he had pilfered earlier-


    "This feels kind of nice, actually..."


    "I can't help it, man. The colors are just so vivid."


    "No way to go home, I wanna be sedated. Lucky for me..."

    -takes some pills from a different bottle-


    "Nayuki's sure taking her sweet-ass time. Must be a long checkout line."



    He turned around, expecting to get Ludacris's autograph, but instead...






    "Sorry, I still haven't processed this. Who are you? What are you?"



    So, how do we deal with this inexplicable...thing that's manifested before us?
  • dmboogiedmboogie
    probably human
    WE WERE STONED OUT OF OUR MIND. WE HAVE AN EXCUSE.
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