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DonZabu Plays Kanon in G Major on the Flute

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  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...I have no idea what to choose here

    I'm actually scared that she may be a drug induced hallucination...

    ...Don't make excuses. You don't need to make an excuse for your hallucinations!
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    Make excuses.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...Too bad, "Rip out her wings and see if you can chop them up and snort them for a high," isn't an option
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Make excuses.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Well, I can see where this is going so I change my vote to Make Excuses
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Surely Mah Boi can come up with a good excuse. Especially with all those drugs he's on now.
  • DonZabuDonZabu


    "I'll admit, though, my reaction time's a bit slower than normal right now."


    It's the wings, man. They give her more aerodynamics.



    "Hard to tell, the way your face is drawn."


    "Hold on, I think I have some pills for that..."


    "My vision's getting blurry all the sudden, it's weird..."


    "And what is that noise you're making? Some kind of alien cuss word?"





    "NO, DON'T TAKE ME TO YOUR FLYING SAUCER!"


    "I DON'T WANT MY ANUS PROBED BEFORE I GET MARRIED!"


    "Then my vision just went black for a few seconds. I can't explain why."



    "I'm an escaped mental patient. Those men in their clean white coats are after me!"


    "But the streets were still empty. This neighborhood was starting to freak me out."


    "Again, my vision went pitch black. My head was spinning, and I was beginning to taste metal."



    "And why we're actually on the same street that we were ten minutes ago."


    So, blue pill or red pill?

  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    Don't ask.

    You have no time for this shit.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Ask. The commentary should be hilarious
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-30 00:28:50
    A heads up: from now on, I'm going to be updating every other day, rather than every day. A post a day is getting to be too much to keep up.
  • dmboogiedmboogie
    probably human
    WE MUST INTERROGATE THE ALIEN OPERATIVE.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Interrogate the winged one. She should ave itnerstiosk thing sosay
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^ Interrogate the SHIT out of her?
  • DonZabuDonZabu


    "Is it full of drugs and you're running from the cops? If so, I understand."


    "Oh, I get it; you stole an empty paper bag from the store and now the clerk is after you. That I can also relate to"




    Definitely a few years younger in her head than she is in her body. Which is even worse, if you think about it.


    Well then why'd you bring it up, Boi? Oh yeah, 'cause I told you to. Carry on, then.


    "Are you an escaped lab experiment made from grafting bird DNA onto human DNA?"



    She said, in obvious denial about her hideous deformity.




    I bet if this girl were to see her own shadow, she'd pee her pants out of fear.




    I'd say we're dealing with about the same mental capacity here, Boi.


    "You're either blind or retarded, and I don't see any sunglasses on you, so that kind of narrows it down."



    You're just now figuring this out?



    "You could also try swallowing after chewing your food, or exhaling after you inhale."


    "I don't know what any of those words mean!"




    "Let's go test them out! Weeee- splat"



    So she's not a genetic experiment. Could've fooled me.


    The company that made that is bankrupt now. At least, I hope so.



    I guess it could be worse. She could be rocking a baby skull necklace, with some purple Crocs for a complimentary look.

    So then she tries to drag Boi away again, to which Boi responds:




    Don't test him. He's not above choking a bitch.


    Well, you have kind of trapped her, Boi. I'm just saying.



    "I know the owner of that place. We can hide in the back and he'll give us free croissants."


    So, does Boi stay outside, knowing full well that if he follows The Winged One any further, he'll wake up with half a kidney missing, or is the allure of free croissants too much for him to overcome?

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Run away with her

    After all, what's the worst that can ha-

    >>he'll wake up with half a kidney missing

    ...Eh, he only needs one and a half anyways
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Bump.
  • BobBob
    Oh god, not the Uguu~bitch.

    FOLLOW THE CROISSANTS, BOI. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FOLLOW THE CROISSANTS.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Run away with her.

    Also she doesn't know she had wings on but then says they are all in fashion.
    Also also her face, it is so bad.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-09-01 15:00:47
    Don, could you or a mod or something maybe somehow make it so the toggleboxes aren't open by default in this thread? It takes too damn long to load and looking at all of those animebitchfaces as I scroll down is slightly nauseating.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    Stay put. Don't let that bitch pull you around everywhere!

    [Please be the cockblock option please be the cockblock option please be the cockblock option.]

    ^ I don't know how to do that, myself. I struggled enough with toggleboxes during my own attempt at a liveblog.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-09-01 15:10:15
    ^^ Believe me, if I knew what was causing that, I'd have fixed it a long time ago.
  • BobBob
    Oh. :<
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    OAH! Mah Boi, take her away!
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^^ Maybe as a temporary measure you could put each picture into a togglebox instead of whole posts?
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^ Tried that already; they were still open by default. Besides, opening each box just to see where the joke is coming from would be a chore in and of itself.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-01 16:16:11
    No rainbow star
    ^ Huh. Well, I just tested in the sandbox and had no issues, but I did use img src to do it since my phone doesn't have the buttons

    So maybe put everything in manually? Could be a bug with the image button and togglebox tags
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-09-03 02:27:59
    (And now, the togglebox is closed by default, but won't open at all, so fuck it. Your browser cache could use the exercise anyway.)



    "You say 'uguu' even when the circumstances have turned in your favor?"



    "I couldn't help myself. The wings called to me..."



    "Someone was sitting there already, but that didn't stop her."


    "We've got some stale pastries, some lukewarm quiche, and...ooh! Cheesecake's on sale for $17."


    Lady, just whip out your Macbook and start typing a screenplay out. You'll blend right in.




    "Shotgun in hand, wearing nothing but a scowl."



    "A tall, beefy Austrian man with dark shades on."



    Girl: "No, I was being chased by a skinny bear that walked on two legs!"


    Did you see the apron, Boi? He works in food service; killing flies is probably his Viagra.



    "He has a hightened sense of smell. He can smell, from miles away, that I didn't brush my teeth this morning."



    "You're right. Maybe he's not a pedophile after all."


    "Believe me, I've met some fucked up bakers in my time."


    "Bested by a little girl with wings on her back. I wish I could say this is the first time that's happened."




    Frankly, I'd be far more scared by the little girl who speaks in tongues and has wings on her back than the baker who chases her.



    ...


    Way ahead o' ya, partner.




    No, she's just trying to work her Japanese loli charms on you so that you forget the whole thing.



    "I mean, usually I only get about sixteen of them, but today, I was really hungry."



    Could've been worse, Boi. She could've made off with the tip jar while she was at it.



    "It's the taiyaki's fault. They told me to do it!"



    I bet she gets along great with the bank.



    And thus, the subprime loan debacle begins.




    "Almost as good as Napster!"

    (This game was released in '99. Therefore, that joke is topical.)



    "Enabling others into my taiyaki addiction is the only way I can justify it to myself."



    She can't hear you, Boi, over the sound of her own uselessness.




    "I have Tourette's! What am I supposed to do?"



    "Just stop eating, period! You're making the experience of eating worse for the rest of us!"




    "More like, you stops copies me!"



    "Don't want 'em. I mean, I hear sometimes they fill those with cheese? Ugh."



    "By the way, can I borrow like $20? I'm asking for a friend."




    "You know, unless they're all poorly drawn still pictures from a half-baked porn game laid over backgrounds that somehow change even less. That just sounds awful."


    "That way, you can be an accomplice!"


    You know, it could be that the guy chasing her earlier saw this coming, so he gave her poisoned taiyaki as a trap. Just something to keep in mind while you vote.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Kichigai birthday!!
    TAKE IT


  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Take it. Clearly the guy is a drug dealer who hides the drugs in the snacks, which is why she acts so bizarre. Might as well get a bit high, right?

    Also this thread crashed my phone's browser before. So no, my browser doesn't need a work out
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    What in the name of all-holy shitfucking Jesus is up with those eyes
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