So, after several days of bitching and moaning about doing a liveblog, I've decided to MAN THE FUCK UP and do it.
I'll be playing/reading (what's the proper verb for Visual Novels, anyway) Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, the first entry in the When They Cry series by 7th Expansion.
"But Forzare!" You might be asking in your nasally, whiny voices. "What is Higurashi
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni takes place during June 1983, at a fictional rural village called Hinamizawa (雛見沢?) (based on the village of Shirakawa, Gifu, a World Heritage Site),[1][2] which has a population of approximately 2,000. The main character, Keiichi Maebara, moves to Hinamizawa and befriends his new classmates Rena Ryugu, Mion Sonozaki, Rika Furude, and Satoko Houjou. Keiichi joins their after-school club activities, which consist mostly of card and board games (and punishment games for the loser, usually him.) Hinamizawa appears to be a normal, peaceful, rural village to Keiichi. However, the tranquility abruptly ends after the annual Watanagashi Festival, a celebration to commemorate and give thanks to the local god, Oyashiro. Keiichi learns that every year for the past four years, one person has been murdered and another has gone missing on the day of the Watanagashi Festival. Keiichi himself soon becomes drawn into the strange events surrounding the Watanagashi Festival and Oyashiro. In each story arc, he or one of his friends become paranoid, and a crime is committed. Usually, the crime involves the murder of one of their own friends. While it seems impossible to tell their delusions apart from the mystery of Hinamizawa, slowly the truth is revealed.
Go to hell, Wikipedia. You suck. I think I almost fell asleep copy/pasting that.
Basically, Higurashi is Groundhog Day with ultraviolence and lolis. Only way better than that.
Note: This is a semi-blind liveblog. I haven't gone through any of the VN yet, but I have seen the anime.
Note 2: Instead of using the original art, I've downloaded the PS2 graphics mod, where the sprites and such are replaced by the infinitely better PS2 versions', because I don't feel like looking at this for hours.
OH GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR HANDS
Ahem.
ALRIGHT LETS START THIS SUCKER UP
I start it up, and...
I see we aren't wasting any time getting to the fanservice.
As the title screen fades in, there is a looped track of cicadas. I have a bad feeling that I will quickly grow to hate this sound.
>>start
The game is split into chapters, or arcs, or whatever. Each represents a different iteration in the groundhog day loop. The first is Onikakushi-hen, the "Spirited Away By The Demon" chapter. It says that the difficulty is high, but that's kind of a weird thing to say about a kinetic novel with no choices or anything. Maybe it's just boring and hard to get through. i dunno lol
The game starts with a quote.
who
The next sceen is punctuated by a
woosh and a thud.
Good to know.
woosh, thud
The eighties? Fuck. I hate the eighties.
woosh, thud
I live in a world of pain. All of my thoughts are suffering. Kill me.
The main viewpoint character seems to be having an inner monologue. Apparently, he's just been through a bad breakup, or so I gather from what we've seen so far.
Never mind. Our hero seems to be a robot.
hahaha the game is called higurashi
what a coincidence
Incidentally, the cicadas have started up again.
Stopped saying what? That she loved you? Man up, dude. It's just a girl, there's other fish in the sea.
Well if she stopped loving you like you say, of course she didn't cry. You got dumped. It happens.
That's the spirit! She doesn't love you! You don't need her!
And you were doing so well, too.
Hearing voices now? Uh-oh. This doesn't bode well for our robotic leading man. Or woman. I dunno lol
BACKSLIDING
Next, on Higurashi, our hero cries into his pillow and writes some emo poetry.
You poor bastard.
...but I cannot self-terminate.
Black flowers of pain and anguish.
Your right...
Oh god. I think I'm beginning to understand those mechanical motions he was talking about. And why the room is so dark.
TMI, dude. T-M-friggin-I.
woosh, thud
woosh, thud
And her pretty other things. ~eyebrow waggle~
woosh, thud
Um.
It's the quiet, shy ones you gotta watch out for, I guess.
oh god
woosh, thud, and an unpleasant splattering noise
oh god;_; is that what they're calling it nowadays
BITCH BROKE YOUR HEART, CUT THAT SHIT OUT
woosh, thud
wait, no
And that's the end of part one of my Higurashi liveblog! So, to recap: Our possibly robotic hero sat all alone in a dark room, crying and masturbating at the same time over a girl that broke up with him, whom he still loved. Or so I gather.
This is my first liveblog, so comments, suggestions, whatever are welcome.
See you next time, everybody!
Comments
^, ^^ I will!
Also, I was kind of afraid that it would seem like I was trying too hard.
Also, awesome all around.
dramatic readings...emotion...INCEPTION wait what
lol
BUT ANYWAY
FORZARE NO NAKU KORO NI, PART DEUX
again goes black, and we can hear the sound of a train, and our hero
notes that he can hear a girl apologizing to someone.
After musing on this for a moment, he helpfully tells the audience why he's on a train.
Apparently,
he's gone to the city for a funeral. I don't think it's ever really
explained who's funeral it was, and it's not particularly important to
the story. We also learn that he is a city boy, but apparently doesn't
live there anymore.
We then learn that he apparently lives in
Bumfuck, NowhereButtfuck, Alabama.Hinamizawa is probably full of inbred rednecks. The hillbillies of
Japan? Perhaps. All I know if, if you start hearing banjos, it's
probably too late for you.
You poor bastard. No ice cream? That's just cruel.
Apparently unable to bear thinking about his horrible, neglected childhood, his thoughts turn back to the apology girl.
She probably cheated on her boyfriend, or something.
Anyway, hello, obvious foreshadowing!
And
we finally learn the name of our hero: Keiichi. As this is a visual
novel, we probably never get to actually see him. So, here's a couple
picture from the anime, for reference:
Anyway, Keiichi rambles on for a bit about how long the trip has been, and how they still have to go a ways in the car.
And we get our first look at
Buttfuck, AlabamaHinamizawa. Also, those cicadas are already beginning to grate. No banjos in site. Yet.We
cut to what I assume is the next morning. Keiichi mentions that
despite it being summer, it's still cold, and that he lives far away
from any neighbors.
He proceeds to make the morning his bitch.
He
heads into the kitchen, and notices that his mother is awake, but his
father is not. He justifies this to himself by saying that he was
probably working hard, and still tired. What does his father do to
exhaust him so?
>>artist
>>hard work
Typical Visual Novel food porn ensues, as Keiichi eats a hearty breakfast.
We also learn that apparently, Keiichi was quite the hooligan in his old town...
...and that he still possesses a terrible violent streak. Pray that he never gets his hands on a DeLorean.
Rena,
his classmate, is mentioned for the first time. They go to school
together, so they are destined for each other, I guess. I haven't read
my Shipper's Handbook in a while, so I forget if that's how that works.
With the startling revelation that Rena was the one who provided the pickles for his breakfast, Keiichi heads out the door.
This is Rena. At this point her character can probably be summed up by this:
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He said she's nice. I think that means they're going to bang at some point.
Keiichi
proceeds to act on his feelings by being a bit of an asshole, employing
tactics used to great effect by second graders everywhere.
Blushing.
I think that's girl-speak for "I want to take you home with me and do
dirty illegal things with you", but like I said, I haven't seen my
Shipper's Guide in a while, so I might be a bit rusty.
After teasing Rena a bit more, Keiichi thanks Rena for the pickles on behalf of his mother.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Anyway,
more ship-tease-y stuff happens, with Keiichi acting like an elementary
school kid with a crush, and Rena being far too easily trolled.
train her with his dick, amirite
Her name is strange?
On the way to school, they run into another classmate, Sonozaki Mion.
She's an even bigger troll than Keiichi.
Meanwhile, I seem to have stumbled into an eroge by accident. Mion is hot, so I think I'll let it pass.
NO, NOT MR WIGGLY
ANYTHING BUT THAT
Rena can't seem to decide if she wants to see it or not. Though she'd probably have an aneurism if she did.
Luckily for everyone involved (except, perhaps, Mr Wiggly), Mion changes the subject to Keiichi's visit to the city.
Mion, completely oblivious to Keiichi's loss, pesters him for something, presumably those fancy-pants sex toys them city folks use.
That would be board games, by the way. Not video games. I don't think Japanese hillbillies knew about vidya back in 1983.
A mysterious club is mentioned, and the possibility of Keiichi joining is brought up.
And of course, by "get closer to", he means "have a threesome with".
And as they reach the school, I'm going to bring this entry to a close.
That's what I get for doing this when I haven't slept in roughly thirty hours.
And it's early yet. >.>
As they approach the classroom, however, Mion holds back. Keiichi is immediately suspicious.
Rena is confused, but Keiichi knows exactly what's up. A little obnoxious brat named Hojo Satoko is trying to get him with a trap.
Left unexplained is how the hell Keiichi can hear a smirk. Maybe he has super-robot senses. Did the Terminator have super hearing? Must investigate further.
The two engage in a battle of wills, with Keiichi attempting to out-think Satoko, while Satoko tries to plan ahead for Keiichi's analysis...
Hold on, I need to queue up some appropriate music for this.
There we go.
A snot nosed little brat and a romantically-retarded robot. Death Note this ain't.
As Keiichi prepares to terminate Satoko, a new player appears.
This is Furude Rika, a girl of about Satoko's age who serves as the town's shrine maiden.
I get the impression that his back isn't what he wants Rika to tap, and my suspicions are only confirmed in the OVAs. So he's not just a romantically retarded robot who masturbates to girls breaking up with him.
He's a romantically retarded lolicon robot who masturbates to girls breaking up with him.
Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.
Rika's too nice. No little girl is that nice. I've got my eye on you, Rika. Only serial killers act that nice all the time.
Meanwhile, Keiichi starts yelling at little girls again.
Oh boy. I have a bad feeling about this.
TRAP SETTING LITTLE GIRLS: WORSE THAN CATS
BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH
WHY IS NO ONE STOPPING THIS
RENA, YOU'LL BE JUST AS INVOLVED AS KEIICHI
AND STOP ENJOYING THIS MION, I KNOW YOU ARE
Luckily, someone comes in to save the day.
I hope you're proud of yourself, Keiichi. I hope robots can feel shame.
Look what you did.
Stop looking at Rika like that. She's too pure and noble and young for you.
Rika's a jerk too >:l
Everyone here is fucked up except for Rena!
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Never mind, she's just as bad as the rest of them.
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I'm not sure what would be worse.
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Rena gets off on suffering, apparently.
My god. She's Cartman.
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Then the bell rings, and Keiichi rushes to help clean up Satoko's incriminating evidence. I'm not sure why he's doing this, when he could use it to take Satoko down, but he does anyway. Maybe it's just in his programming.
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This sounds like the least productive school ever. Clearly, it's not equipping it's students for college or the real world.
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And apparently Mion just don't give a shit.
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Keiichi is so subtle with his come-ons. That robot brain should be able to store a million less-obvious come on lines. >:l That's so cliche.
I'm sure you would, Keiichi. I'm sure you would.
So then Mion starts talking to Keiichi about school in the city, and we are not given any closure on Keiichi and Rena's rendezvous.
After that, we skip to lunch time.
Keiichi, Rena, Mion, Satoko, and Rika all join their desks together to eat together, and Satoko becomes startlingly polite.
Awwwwwwwww.
Little boys are like dogs. They can smell terminators.
They're on to you, Keiichi.
I'm going to assume that Satoko is making fun of Keiichi, and that Keiichi is being a pervert and using badly thought out innuendo to hit on Satoko, because that's the kind of things lolicons do.
Unless sticking your chopsticks in someone else's lunchbox is a euphemism. Which, knowing these people, is very likely.
Definitely a euphemism.
But everyone quickly eats all of Rena's food. But that's okay, because she's just happy that everyone else is happy.
i dun geddit
why
What's going on. @_@ Broccoli and Cauliflower don't even look alike! And they definitely don't look like asparagus.
This somehow reduces Satoko to tears. Some master criminal.
And once again, Rena is crazy turned on by this.
Oh dear.
Rena is a cold motherfucker.
She'll wreck your shit.
Little bitch. >:O
And Rika starts patting bruises. She revels in agony too!
So after that madness, we skip to the end of the day, as Keiichi, Mion, and Rena walk home.
I guess all that violence made her too horny to bother being shy about it.
She didn't mean a date, she meant sex, you idiot.
lern2girls, noob
Keiichi trolls Rena for a bit, but then Mion comes out of nowhere and trolls them both harder.
The girls plan to take Keiichi around town to have him meet everyone.
You're not cute, you're being an asshole. >:l When it comes to social interaction, you're worse than Data. Whoever programmed you was bad at their jobs.
After accepting, Keiichi coerces Rena into making lunch, and leaving Mion behind.
Mion begins to object, but Rena once again proves that she's a cold motherfucker and takes her down with a single punch.
Poor Uncle Mion.
The twisted web of alliances and strategies continues to grow...
And with that, I'm going to stop for now. I've been awake for way too long, and I can feel my posts declining in quality as I make them.
I totally made it. Forzare just stole it from my computer while we were playing TF2Seriously though, thanks.
he lives in buttfuck, alabama
he's a creepy lolicon borderline-rapist
I FIGURED OUT WHO KEIICHI REMINDS ME OF
It applies to the whole of the south, actually.You're not supposed to be later than the girls.
This OT3 is off to a good start.
One of us, one of us, gooble gobble, gooble gobble.
Anyway, Keiichi notices that Rena is carrying a huge bag that is allegedly filled with food, though I'm not so sure.
Rena continues to play dumb.
I think five kilograms is moon-speak for fifty-seven pounds, but I'm not sure about that.
Keiichi, being the gentleman he is, lets Rena carry it without offering to help.
They walk for a bit, and Keiichi notes that everyone they see knows his name. If I were him, I'd be worried at this point.
Mion laughs and brushes it off by saying that it's because Hinamizawa is such a small community, but Keiichi should be more worried. If everyone knows his name, what else could they know?
And of course, this is what he immediately jumps to. Friggin robots, man. They just can't keep it in their pants.
Keiichi is introduced to several characters, only one of which I believe we'll ever see again.
Uh-oh, I think Keiichi's got a faulty memory circuit.
Only one nap, though.
I missed the screencap, but Mion then makes note of the fact that Keiichi just started wearing boxers instead of briefs.
Mion really is a dirty old man.
Maybe?
I'm sure that's exactly what they're thinking.
As some random lady compliments Keiichi on his menage-a-trois, he decides to be an antisocial brat and ignore her.
Why would you try to forget that? Are you enjoying watching Rena struggle with the fifty-seven pound bag?
They head to "the place with the view", which turns out to be past the Furude Shinto Shrine.
Mion and Rena explain the Watanagashi,or Cotton Drifting, festival, a Hinamizawa tradition, to Keiichi.
But just as they sit down to eat, the devil children appear from nowhere.
I think Keiichi just got cockblocked.
Once more, Satoko is a brat and Rika is suspiciously nice.
As Keiichi and Satoko eat with rage, the rest of the girls prepare to eat, much more calmly.
Y'know, I've noticed that Satoko and Keiichi have quite the antagonistic relationship. Since Keiichi's such a lolicon... I bet they end up hatefucking.
I DEFEAT YOU
I HAVE ANGER
How does one suffer around?
Uncle Mion has the right idea, I think.
Even kill John Conner.
BAD MOVE, RIKA
GET OUT OF THERE
BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
BAD TOUCH
--
It begins.
That was a low blow, Satoko.
I'm beginning to think that bunny apples are a euphemism too. What is this, Fate Stay Night?
"to get Rena."
ROUND TWO
FIGHT
What are you up to?
FINISH HER.
FLAWLESS VICTORY.
DOUCHEALITY.
I think Keiichi's being raped.
No, I'm pretty sure you just got mouth-raped.
Uh oh. That's not a good sign.
Even at the tender young age of loli, Rika is already frighteningly manipulative.
I think Rena broke Keiichi.
Orgy?
Definitely orgy.
A garbage dump. How romantic.
Rena starts going into kawaii-delusion mode, and goes on about how it's not junk, it's treasure!
And the annoying cicadas are back, too. :l
you gon get raped again
STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!
Foreigners, man. Jesus.
This is Tomitake, a photographer from out of town who is here for the Watanagashi. He has sprites, so you know he's important.
He's stalking you. Be afraid.
Yeah, he's here with he friend.
And I missed the screengrab again, but Tomitake mentions that they "never found the arm."
The plot thickens!
Rena returns, and Tomitake decides to get the fuck out of there.
Smart man.
SO FUCKING CUTE
Maebara Keiichi, manly man.
As Rena says that she doesn't know anything, she gets a too-cheerful smile, and the music ominously cuts out.
That's never a good sign.
And another mention of the Higurashi.
They must be important.
And with that day over, it's time to stop for now. That took forever, so I think from now on, I'm going to make smaller updates.
We finally have the beginning of the plot!