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Forzare no Naku Koro ni (When They Cry: Higurashi Liveblog)
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Are you playing with the PS2 art patch?
I actually own the Japanese PS3 version of Umineko, but I haven't even come close to the point of being able to read it.
those hands will haunt my nightmares
Yeah, but there is a visual element there too. It's like reading a book in comic sans; the font isn't the focus, like the words themselves are, but it's still annoying to look at.
I'm with Keiichi. Rena's Colonel Sanders fetish is creepy and weird.
Maybe not as weird as the whole kidnapping/molestation thing, though.
I bet she's having fun when she molests Rika too. Does that make it okay? Does it?
I assume they mean that there was an awesome, Helm's Deep-esque battle scene that we never got to see.
Mion was probably Aragorn.
Either that, or it's somehow Rapture.
what the hell
keiichi
what the hell man
By the way, when the screen is all blue like that, it means I accidentally missed a screengrab, so I had to go to the message log to get it.
He doesn't want to join a club with the only two available women in the whole town that are his age?
He must be gay.
He's a romantically retarded gay lolicon robot who masturbates to girls breaking up with him.
The resemblances just keep piling up.
Games, or "games"?
Oh. Maybe both.
I'm not sure I like where this is going.
I guess.........
I think I'd already figured that out for myself, thanks.
They only have one difficult game?
Also, the revelation that they will be playing Old Maid is accompanied by a dramatic SCHWING!
OH GOD THE HORROR
TRULY THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN THEY SAY HIGURASHI WAS TERRIFYING
>>marker on the face
>>horrible punishment
Then it's completely random, and you have no way to try to win. :l
Some music that I assume is supposed to be exciting has just started up. It reminds me of Sonic the Hedgehog for some reason.
BITCHES
BITCHES AND WHORES
FUCK NOT A GANPAI OLD MAID
ANYTHING BUT THAT
(i do not know what a gan-pai old maid is)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
VEGETA
WHAT DOES THE SCANNER SAY ABOUT THEIR POWER LEVEL
I bet Keiichi is remembering why he hacked his own programming to make himself gay right about now.
I'm not sure if this is meant as foreshadowing or not, but I'm gonna go with that anyway.
I'm pretty sure Rena already does that.
Yeah, sure, I guess.
Good luck with that.
If you memorized all the cards, how is it trickiest?
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You magnificent bastard.
So he caught the snitch, but he was already more than 150 points behind.
I hope so...!
You smarmy bastard.
You've activated my trap card!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
So she's only got one card, and she's holding it in both hands?
Keiichi loves him some exclamation points.
CHEKHOV'S GUN STRIKES AGAIN
...!!!!
I think you're overthinking this, Keiichi.
You've lost me.
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...
...AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, BITCHES.
Don't stroke his ego. It's big enough already.
Uh oh.
WHAT YOU SAY
You aren't very good at this, are you Keiichi.
buh?
That was a pretty overdramatic game of cards.
They're all in on it together!
No wonder you can't trust women.Suddenly, I get the feeling that the marker thing was a euphemism too.
Kids today, with their slang.
keiichi get out of there
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
I told myself that I was going to make this shorter, but then the card scene went on for a really long time, and I didn't want to start in the middle on a scene.
Also, I am now convinced that Mion is actually L.
Good idea. Done.
I wonder how many more adjectives that sentence is going to get before this is through.
When we pick the story up again, school is over. Rena has apparently run off to excavate the
Colonel SandersKenta-kun doll, and Keiichi is walking home with Mion.Keiichi decides that since Rena was so forthcoming with information regarding the murders that Tomitake mentioned, he'd better try asking Mion.
And my dreams of epic battle scenes die a little more.
THE GUMMINT'S TRYIN TO KEEP US DOWN
MAN
ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWER
Then it isn't a war. You mustn't tell lies, Mion.
PROTIP: Always take the word of some weird dude who takes pictures of you from afar over your friends.
It's a highschool girl who's obsessed with your crotch.
I think you know.
Yeah! Like a chicken, or some stupid shit like that! She'll never be able to look in the mirror again!
"Honey, why are there dicks all over your face?"
Daddy gets angry sometimes.
Don't make him take off his belt.
Pffft, plates. Paintings are where it's at.
i dunno lol
YOUR SOILED DRAWERS FILL ME WITH RAGE
So he's bipolar?
Keiichi leaves the house to escape the wrath of his father, and hops on his bike, contemplating where to go. The bookstore is an hour away, and he's lazy.
Apparently, Hinamizawa is pretty creepy in the dark.
You're a horrible person.
lol u paranoid bro?
...Preparing in my mind the best way to preposition Rena for impure things.
Stop being so creepy. Poor Rena, falling in love with such a creep.
Not that she's much better herself, mind.
Oh stop fucking with the girl and just fuck the girl already.
The poor doll probably can't breathe or anything.
Assholes!
There's something incredibly disturbing about this whole thing, but I can't put my finger on what exactly.
since when are you her guardian
lol this is no place for a woman, I keiichi, manly man will do it for you!
make me a sandwich
Sensory overload!
Boiled octopi turn red?
Unable to restrain her lust any longer at seeing sweaty Keiichi, but too shy to do anything about it, Rena runs off home to take care of some business.
I didn't know sound could do that.
While Rena is away, Keiichi stumbles upon a pile of old newspaper tabloids.
Creepy music starts up as Keiichi remembers Tomitake's words about never finding an arm.
Why? If Rena saw him reading an old newspaper while he rested, she wouldn't give a shit. She's probably just have a kawaiigasm or something.
i thought you were looking at murders
Yes.
Creepier music starts.
Curiosity killed the cat.
OHFUCK
As opposed to figuratively a cold blooded murder?
SUDDENLY RENA
WITH AN AXE
FUCK WHY DOES SHE HAVE AN AXE
GET OUT OF THERE KEIICHI! GET OUT! ABORT!!!!
What happens next? Fuck, I dunno. I gotta go get ready for physical therapy.
Tune in next time!
I always miss the good ones.