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http://imgur.com/LltAI
This is a comic that has 697 upvotes in le Reddit
ah, reddit, can you be more fucktarded
>implying that upvotes indicate anything more than mild amusement
Awesome.
Why do I find this so funny
I'm a horrible person
Better than that mailslot thing again.
Oh you want me to post that gif again? Because I totally can! =D
Wouldn't you rather have something more reassuring?
^^You were supposed to post it without asking so that I could muse on whether or not it was tempting fate if I wanted it to happen >=/
>Never attack an unarmed foe.
Bullshit. If I want him dead I'm taking the first shot.
>Never charge an unhorsed opponent
See my first point.
>Never attack from behind
"This is why evil wins Lone Star. Because good is dumb."
>Avoid cheating
Depends on what it is. I won't cheat at monopoly but if my father's healthcare money's on the table I'm cheating like a motherfucker.
>Avoid torture
Why avoid? Why not a never like attacking from behind? Torture's the far worse of the two.
>Exhibit self-discipline
Okay
>Show respect to authority
Why does authority need respect? They have authority.
>Obey the law
What if the law is unjust?
>Administer justice
What if it's against the law?
>Protect the innocent
Okay
>Respect women
Okay
>Exhibit courage in word and deed.
Okay
>Avenge the wronged
Eye for an eye makes the world blind
>Defend the weak and innocent
Okay
>Fight with honor
Not if it'll make me lose
>Never abandon a friend, ally, or noble cause
What if said friend or ally has abandoned his noble cause
>Always keep one's word.
Okay. I'm down with deontology.
>Always maintain one's principles
Except you need to be willing to mend your principles if the world proves them broken
>Never betray a confidence or comrade.
What if the comrade turns out to be evil?
>Avoid deception
Okay sure.
>Respect life
I'm there 100%
>Exhibit manners
Okay, but manners are fluid depending on the person
>Be polite and attentive
'kay
>Be respect of host, authority, and women.
Getting redundant....
>To God, Soverign, Country, and the Code of Chilvary
to a concept with no proof, a tyrant, a plot of land, and a broken and outdated moral system.
itt: Malkavian rejects the entire concept of honour
I reject any honor system that explicitly forbids taking a quick shot to end the fight but only says to avoid torture.
tch
I could go on a rant about how you wint he fight is near as important as actually winning the fight
But nobody listens anyway, and i can't be bothered to pour in the effort if nobody will even listen.
For Legionnaire! =D
^Killing is killing. Doing it to someone's face doesn't change the fact. It's a misplaced conceit to make the act of killing seem less terrible than it is.
Now, see, it's just not the same.
Legionnaire.... are you saying the magic's gone?
Does that mean.... we should start annoying other people?
I think so. But hey, we had a good run. We lasted longer than most people.
Oh hush Malk.
Are you asking me not to bust your chops?
I totally would, but...
I DON'T KNOW HOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (sobs uncontrollably)
Also there's a lot to be said about this and I'd like to challenge it, but I'm pretty sure this would just become another Star Wars or Batman debate so
Yeah, don't do it
Just gonna say, I agree with the fag with a yandere fetish.
Are you capable of fighting the Rebel Scum, if so then Lord Vader wants YOU to enlist in the Empire.
why yes, i'm going to post every Arrested Westeros image I can find. can you blame me
You're welcome.
I already follow the tumblr.