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  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    So I need to make some collages to paint for my painting class. I was allowed to make one of them digital


     


    Behold!


     


  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    Aww damn she wants mysterious according to the handout


     


    ...A giant greyscale frog being blasted by the Statue of Liberty's eye lasers is mysterious, right?

  • ninjaclownninjaclown

    Fog is your friend? Mysterious fog?

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    ^ Good enough!


     


    Because dammit if I have to buy and paint on a 30" by 48" canvas, then I want to paint THIS on it! Because this is awesome

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    AnCap


    Your typical anarchocapitalist.

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    Is that lemonade?


    Yeah it probably is.

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    http://www.pressxordie.com/wp-content/uploads/Matrix-Fortress.jpg

  • Unknown_EntityUnknown_Entity
    The IRCs want you(r soul): irc.esper.net, #ijbm

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-03-21 14:04:33

    ^ You're missing like 60% of the geographical territory there.

  • OctoOcto
    I don't even call it violence when it's in self defence; I call it intelligence.

    But 'Imma chargin' Malaya' just doesn't have the same ring to it.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-03-21 15:01:39

    Perhaps, but the Borneo states sometimes feel pitifully neglected. The date for them entering the federation (as in, the formation of Malaysia itself, basically) wasn't even a national holiday until relatively recently. I vaguely remember reading about how some people (althoug I do hope they're in the minority) couldn't even tell they were part of the same country. I guess they (or at least Sabah is) getting more attention now, though, thanks to the Sulu Sulatanate drama. /oddlyserious.


    Brook Dynasty emblem(?)


    I'm not sure what the animal on top is, but I'm assuming it's related to Borneo somehow. Also, "dum spiro spero" sounds kinda funny.

  • OctoOcto
    I don't even call it violence when it's in self defence; I call it intelligence.

    Seems like a badger, actually. Which is not an animal I'd associate with South East Asian fauna. Then again, neither would I associate Latin with the region, but there you go :p


    Eh, for all practical (and also official/legal/institutional) purposes Malaysia is just a continuation of Malaya, though, isn't it? So to me it makes sense that the formation/independence of that would be a holiday over the joining of two additional states - but then I'm halfway around the world from that region, so what do I know, heh.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-03-21 15:24:36

    Well, nowadays, both the Malaya Independence day (August 31) and Malaysia Day (September 16) are national holidays. I think the reaction to making Malaysia day a nationwide thing was "why did it take so long?". The formation of Malaysia was a big deal from what I can tell, although I'm not sure how much it "redefined" the country for anyone living in the peninsular.


    Seems like a badger, actually. Which is not an animal I'd associate with South East Asian fauna. Then again, neither would I associate Latin with the region, but there you go :p

    I guess that's the kinda thing that happens when a white dude establishes a literal monarchy on an island in Asia. (how many cases of that have happened, actually?)


    Rajah Brooke


    I've always thought he looked kinda sharp.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    swag

  • lrdgcklrdgck
    edited 2015-12-06 21:12:05
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

  • BeeBee
    edited 2013-03-22 20:07:21

    Well, Pegasopolis was an authoritarian military junta with a penchant for racism...a G-rated one, granted, but nonetheless.


    (also lol where's her wings)

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    rwSCB.jpg

  • ninjaclownninjaclown

  • ninjaclownninjaclown

  • ninjaclownninjaclown


    Sorry I'm hitting so much, I just don't want to forget their links.

  • ninjaclownninjaclown


    Last one.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    ^ What's up with the last one? It looks just like some mundane gathering photographed with bad flash.

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    Look at the background.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-03-23 01:48:42

    The background also looks like "some mundane gathering photographed with bad flash".


    bla

  • LegionnaireLegionnaire

    The background also looks like with the last one? It looks just like some mundane gathering photographed with bad flash



    I think the joke is meant to be that the people in the background (or foreground) have positioned themselves thinking the photographer is taking a picture of them and not the other group.

  • ninjaclownninjaclown

    Yep. Entire family Photobomb.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    I discovered a true gem - a fake ad from a 1920 Serbian surrealist book. It has a very steampunk-ish feel.


    vinaver



    SPECIAL OFFER


     


    Reporting to my respected customers that I have just received a shipment of new universes in various colors, spaces great and small and chaoses of prime quality, which I will sell both wholesale and retail with great discounts.


    I do repairs of old worlds, install planetary lightning conductors and sonic cataclysms.


    Have connections among evil sorcerers.


     


    Cosmic Institute "Copelius"


    Stanislav Vinaver



  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human
    edited 2013-03-23 13:52:41

    ^ Was this viral marketing for a novel?


    edit: wait, by "surrealist book", do you mean it was in a novel? For some reason, I thought it was like, a fake ad in a newspaper.


    Sultan Abu Bakar

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    It's not really a novel, it was actually supposed to be a parody of anthologies and literal criticism of the time, but ended up being a mishmash of everything you could imagine. And yes, this is actually included in the book.

  • Naas_HumanNaas_Human

    Oh. Well, if I ever hear of print ads saying "universes for sale, variety of colors available", I would assume it's some weird viral marketing... thing.


    madoka


    Not sure what to do with both of these together.

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