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  • Whether or not it's a parody, we all lose because we have to ask such a question.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly present to you NiceGuy.jpeg:


  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.


    Here is the video this is from. Don't watch it if you're at work or if you ever want to have sex again.

  • edited 2012-07-14 14:41:10

    Icalasari already posted that gif... on this page... >.>


    Anyway, I already saw that video a while ago (I guess back when it came out or so?), but yeah it's pretty cool.  Reminds me a bit of Alien Nine, which is always a good thing.  Any other animation like that that anyone knows of?

  • Already seen that vid, no jimmies were rustled.


    Also, the NiceGuy never even gets the girl: he's the milquetoast mofo that gnashes his teeth from the sidelines.


  • Also, the NiceGuy never even gets the girl



    Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

  • edited 2012-07-14 17:17:33
    Diet NEET

    Nope, but the image implies boyfriend.


    The typical NiceGuy would:


    >be at her beck and call anytime she's up for something, but never take initiative to do something fun himself


    >not text her constantly, but make a wat-do thread on /adv/ every time she hasn't texted him for a few days


    >doesn't want to see her, but instead pipedream about how sex will spontaneously occur the next time the two meet


    >doesn't cry, but puts on false smiles, believing himself a martyr


    >no arguing with the jealous part


    >is too pussy to even be protective: supports and encourages her in all her decisions, just so he can be resentful and find satisfaction whenever it leads to a bad result


    >loves an idealized image of her straight out of a courtly romance

  • To me it sounded more like stalker than boyfriend. Depends on whether it's the guy or girl saying it, though. And you'd be surprised (read: disgusted) by how often a NiceGuy does land a girl (not that it lasts too long usually).

  • The Beta Method: Win Her Heart Through Whining.


    With all the passive-aggressive emotional abuse of gaslighting and guilt-tripping doing the rounds, this might actually be a serious possibility.

  • I'm a damn twisted person
    Re we still talking about the video were teenagers went swimming for like ten minutes and then suddenly monsters and eyesplosions?
  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

    I'm actually quite fond of the song.


  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Speaking of Lou Reed. I know a couple of hipster girls who unironically like Lulu.

  • You can change. You can.


  • Has friends besides tanks now

    Re: DyE video: I was at a panel at PortCon where they showed that. Only problem was, the panel was titled "That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway", and that . . . was hardly that creepy. A bit gross, if anything. It was pretty cool, though.

  • You can change. You can.

    I dunno, girls growing alien worm penises of doom is not exactly that bad but i can see how i can affect somebody


  • The Beta Method: Win Her Heart Through Whining.



    "Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    ^^ This duck face meme has achieved a Winnie the Pooh incarnation in Poland. It is less about rape jokes but more about plain vulgarity, which makes me think a sociologist or someone could probably carve from it some paper about the differences in national humour.

  • I'm just getting tired of seeing Dolan, really.  I don't know exactly why he's so popular there, but here it's a pretty forced meme.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

     ^^ This duck face meme has achieved a Winnie the Pooh incarnation in Poland. It is less about rape jokes but more about plain vulgarity, which makes me think a sociologist or someone could probably carve from it some paper about the differences in national humour.


    Serbian Dolan is an axe-wielding, psychopatic rapist/murderer, as well as an extremely nationalistic veteran of the Yugoslav Wars. He's also a hilarious Facebook celebrity.
  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.

  • I clench my fists and yell "anime" towards an uncaring, absent God, and swear solemnly to press my thumbs into Chocolate America's eyeballs until he is blinded, to directly emasculate sporting figures, to beat the shit out of tumblr users with baseball bats, and to quietly appreciate what Waylon Smithers being gay means to me.



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