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Signature Weapons

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  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Guisarme are better.

    I have a spear, a sword, an axe and a hook on a stick.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Maybe your guisarmes have hooks, but my sticksword gets looks. Lustful looks from hot bitches who get bothered over a man with a sword on a stick. I have to wear full plate armor to keep dem bitches from jumping on my when I hold a glaive. Glaives are some gangsta motherfuckin' weaponry. 
  • BlueeyedratBlueeyedrat
    "I've come to the conclusion that this is a VERY STUPID IDEA."
    There are quite a few concept weapons in the back of my mind, but they're for my characters and not me-- I can't fight for beans. If I had a weapon, I'd probably wield a drum mallet or something.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    And I could just as easily kill those girls out of luzrraeg with the different pointy parts of my Guisarme.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Why? You jealous? 

    Bitches don't like hooks, otherwise I'd be Captain Hook and get all the bitches while I killed Peter Pan with a glaive.

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    But Glaives rhyme with Gays....
  • RaddRadd
    Doesn't matter. Shark knife beats all.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    No it doesn't. And even if it did, bitches love stereotypical gays. My glaive could give some of the bitches shopping advice while I COURT the FUCK out of them.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Pffff. Ranseur are better. Why stick with a crappy Glaive when a Ranseur is just a better version of the Glaive?
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Ranseurs are just sissy versions of partisans.

    GOD TIER

    Glaives

    Partisans

    GOOD TIER

    Halberds

    Spears

    SHIT TIER

    Ranseurs

    Guisarmes

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING TIER

    Tridents

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Why, you could eat your arms and legs after you cut them off wielding an awkward weapon you've never trained with ^_^

    You know, if anyone else said that, I would have been dismissive, but you make it sound almost adorable.

    ...This scares me. 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Fuck this, fuck you, and fuck your glaive.


  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    I think I finally decided on a good weapon.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭


    Alaska? A weapon? But Sarah Palin Jokes come from there...


  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    You think you're hot shit, with your fancy sword? Well fuck you sir, because I've got a sword ON A STICK.

    Good luck manipulating that at close range after I krumphau your weapon to a million miles a way. Eat a MIGHTY GERMAN MASTER STRIKE.

    Training > all weapons ever.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Melee Weapon Training > all Melee weapons ever.

    Because, you know, it's kind of hard to kill somebody with a long sword when they are around 800 feet away.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    edited 2011-07-09 13:24:37
    Belief
    ^ This.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Countered by stealth training or MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY.

    A good warrior/soldier/whatever can defeat a lesser one with a broken bottle. Guns aren't a win button whatsoever, for all their efficiency as a tool of war. Many soldiers (especially elite ones) are trained against accepted members of whatever they're gunning for just to show them how effective superior stealth skills are.

    A gun is a more efficient and generally versatile weapon than a sword by all means, but skills always defeat equipment, no question.
  • ViviVivi
    edited 2011-07-09 13:53:09
    $80+ per session
    I bet I could cap your ass without even meeting you first Madass. I can't fight very well. I know a couple fighting stances, that's it. I've never taken a single class of any Martial Arts, and if it was hand to hand, you would probably kill me.

    But I'd never let you see me. As the sniper, it's my job to not be seen.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Actually, from the way you're panning it Maddy, The element of surprise = the best weapon.

    I could go all super-ninja stealth and still shoot you with a silenced handgun pretty good, yes?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    > Implying you're a sniper just because you have a sniper rifle
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2011-07-09 13:56:10
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    ^^^ and ^^

    Yes.

    The best way to defeat someone, ever, is not to let them know you're there. That's the weakness of all fighting styles and all technology.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    edited 2011-07-09 13:57:54
    Belief
    Snipers go through some pretty intense training, true story.

    ^ Good thing technology has evolved to give out better "Detect where you are and kill you from a distance" techniques, otherwise you'd have a chance of winning then.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Exactly, and even then, people mistake sniping for marksman. 
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Juan, stop doing that.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    The best way for me to win is not to fight, in that case.

    Not that I'd have to; if you'll forgive the potential aggrandisement in this phrase, I can be vaguely compared to a Jedi. Not a soldier or frontliner. I'm trained to end and win single combat, not to fight a battle.

    As of yet, however, I cannot manipulate objects at a distance.

    Working on it, though.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Fuck it, if you get guns, I get a gun.

    I'm strapping a Colt 9mm to my glaive. I'll go Grey Knight on your asses.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-07-09 14:06:28
    You can change. You can.
    ^^^ Problem?

    I already stated my views on fighting and violence. Now, excuse me, because I got a sonic screwdriver and bitches to screw.
  • RaddRadd
    edited 2011-07-09 14:07:27
    GOT TIGER

    Shark knife

    GOD TIER

    Glaives

    Partisans

    GOOD TIER

    Halberds

    Spears

    SHIT TIER

    Ranseurs

    Guisarmes

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING TIER

    Tridents
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Sentry guns are for faggots
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