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Signature Weapons

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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I dun geddit.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    ^^^ Even better: shoes with ice skates in them. 
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    "Realistically, a dagger and/or a handgun."

    In games/some fantastical setting where I could actually win a fight with unrealistic powers, I would go with either lightning powers, a crapton of daggers, or a serrated naginata.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    edited 2011-07-08 22:31:29
    Belief


    I think this pic accurately summarizes what I would use for a weapon ^_^.

    Or the image can not load >_>


  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I would want a deployable sentry dagger.

    It's a dagger that sits on the ground until somebody comes close enough to it, then it kills them. Kind of like the ones from Umineko no Naku Koro Ni (or better yet cute girls who turn into daggers that stab into people's eyes).
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!


    Come at me in this! I GOTS ME SOME BIG GUNS ON THAT SUIT.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.


    My weapon of choice both in fantasyland where Hero!Alex exists and in meatspace, where I am trained in it.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ^....only an iron/steel sword? Why not a Mythril/Einherjarium/Adamantite/Arcanite longsword?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    After some thought, my weapon is a Scythe ^_^
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    ^^ Because steel is a known factor, not to mention dependable. It's true that a steel sword probably requires more upkeep and care than any of those variants, but I don't know the properties of those metals well enough to trust them for a weapon. A good sword needs a particular kind of balance, and while a longsword over, say, 2.5kg is going to be terrible, you don't want a sword that's too light; it won't have the physical resilience to resist heavy strikes in close combat.

    Also, if a sword is too hard, it'll be brittle and therefore break in combat. Ideally, a sword has some bend or "give" in the blade so that heavy strikes against it don't cause fractures. Steel can produce the right combination of strength and give, but I'm not sure about mythril/einherjarium/adamantite/arcanite. They might well be stronger, but that might end in a broken sword.

    Moral of the story? Do not underestimate medieval workmanship, those guys made pump-action crossbows.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    But...but...Steel melts to Xenomorph blood....
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Everything melts to Xenomorph Blood Vorpy.

    Everything.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Solution: Do not fight Xenomorphs.

    Unless you are a Jedi.

    Actually, I was going to choose a lightsaber as my signature weapon, but since the blade is weightless, it doesn't have the balance of a longsword and would therefore be fuckin' weird for me.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Then use a thermonuclear-bladed longsword with a dispelling blade.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Or, you know, a gun.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    edited 2011-07-09 03:32:37
    Belief
    Nevermind -_-

    I'm gonna cry in the corner now.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    In the second movie, some pistol rounds bounced off them. And the main firearms fired 10mm, armour-piercing, explosive rounds.

    Conclusion: Do not fight Xenomorphs with anything, ever.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Except with Predator-crafted metal, which only burns when you want it to and can decapitate Pretorians.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Or nukes.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Nukes are faggot weapons.

    Ununtridium bombs are HxC.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    B-but it's the only way to be sure. ._.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    That's an orbital nuke, those are different. :3
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-07-09 03:51:21
    My weapon?

    Menmahugs.

    Your body will not be able to handle the melodramoe.


  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Hmmm, what's a good weapon for a small group of armed soldiers?
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Probably just your good old dependable assault rifle.
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    You know what's even better then nukes?

    Colonies.



  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I dun geddit.

    Why, you could eat your arms and legs after you cut them off wielding an awkward weapon you've never trained with ^_^
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss

    Fiction (thinking video game setting) Whip. Because the Vampire Killer is awesome.

    Real Life: Words. Nothing manipulates and controls people better, so who needs combat weapons when you can just turn public opinion against someone?

  • RaddRadd

    Shark Knife.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Bitches don't know about my glaive.

    You think you're hot shit, with your fancy sword? Well fuck you sir, because I've got a sword ON A STICK. 

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