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Signature Weapons

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  • delta534delta534
    Tech support
    Realistically, a dagger and/or a handgun.

    For show a Flame-bladed sword or a broad sword.
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    edited 2011-07-08 20:45:26
    Tableflipper
    What the weapon I chose does: (skip to 1:28)

  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    IRL: Probably a shotgun. Minimal possible collateral damage, accurate at short to medium range, and actually easier to acquire in my state than a handgun.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    IRL:
    Nuke suicide vest.

    Either you leave me out of your silly war, or you negotiate as I'll blow your country to shit.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    edited 2011-07-08 20:53:36
    This is why I think a sword gun hybrid weapon of some sort would have great versatility and therefore the best weapon.

    ^ XD
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I want a Nuclear Manipulation Control Rod.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^^


    You're welcome.

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Why not just use a Spear Rifle?
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Does it auto fire? Don't think so.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^^Or something even better


  • ninjaclownninjaclown

    MY GOD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    ....Dude.

    How goddamn ridiculous can Warhammer 40K GET?!
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-07-08 21:27:45
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    That last one isn't from Warhammer. It's an actual schematic someone came up with.

    And to answer your question, when it stops being awesome.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    ....Oh my god.

    That was one of the few times I have smiled in glee in real life.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    I have one last thing to show you all.

    BEHOLD!

    THE DAKKA SINGULARITY!
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    After counting all of the barrel-like shapes, there are...256 guns in that picture.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Perfect number.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Only? Truly, it's not enuff.
  • AttOblAttObl
    To be or not to be? That is the question.
    Quick! We need all the Dakka we can ever get!

    Okay, okay, kidding aside, my RL Weapon of Choice would be a Knife, a handgun, or an AK-47. Knife because I know how to use them, a pistol for trying out accuracy, and an AK-47 because well... It's one of my favorite assault rifles.

    In fiction? Give me a Karasawa Rifle (From the Armored Core games), the Gran Centurio (Yggdra Union) or Lock on Lasers anytime.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I would want the Farsight XR-2, that one Maian sniper rifle from Perfect Dark who can autolock on targets from half across the world, and shoot through any material to kill it's target, while also having infared X-ray scoping, and ammunition as light as eggs that just fuses with the gun instead of having to be expelled or attached. Also the gun being as light as a wooden stick helps out with mobility as well.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    That would be perfect, Vorpy. I don't know what it is about sniper rifles that I love so fucking much. If I had to fight with a gun, it would be sniping.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Mind you, the competitive balance of all of the guns on Perfect Dark was horrible. Guided Rocket Launchers like the Slayer were stupidly deadly once you realized it was very hard to move on an N64 controller, a Deployable Sentry Gun that can shoot through thin walls like the Laptop gun, a head-shotorama handheld minigun like the Reaper, SMGs that can unload their entire clip in one button-hit and mow down 4 players at once, the RCP-900 (an Assault rifle with I believe 500 bullets a clip) where you ran around just holding the trigger button and annihilating everyone without ever letting go of that button, and a double-clipped Assault Rifle called the Super Dragon which was not only a grenade launcher, but an assault rifle with enough firepower to kill people with 5 shots.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!


    Accompanied by a single word.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    "No."
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    Tableflipper
    ^^ What is that?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ^ Dr. Whonator.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^Rider belt.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Nah, it's a Toku thingy.
  • ViviVivi
    edited 2011-07-08 22:19:56
    $80+ per session
    Rollerblades with guns in them.

    I wish ;-;
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I always loved watching staff/spear users spin their weapons around like crazy. If you've ever seen Kilik in Soul Calibur, you know what I mean.

    Good news?

    You also have a convenient food source, after you practice with it for a minute and realize you have no idea  how to use it =D
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