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I just asked a girl out

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Comments

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    A healthy vagina smells like bags of sand.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    Meh, didn't smell or taste anything different than sweat. Small reference pool, or permacold at work. But snuffing out dudettes was always more up my alley than sniffing out dudettes.

  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Well, we can agree there.  Serial-killing is where the fun is really at.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    I'd put the emphasis more on the necrophilia than the kick of the kill, but to horses for courses and all.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Not only do dead girls not say no... they also don't nag, and you can throw them away when you're done. And that cute blue tint to their lips really makes it.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    And I know a few bros who are into moldies and don't mind secondhands, so I have reached a break-even point with equipment costs needed to acquire the bodies.

  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Okay guys, I know we all like to have fun, but

    why 
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Yeah... No, please.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    ^^Sez the bro with the squirting sig.

     

  • TheConductorTheConductor
    GL, don't stress. Just go on your "Date-maybe-not-a-date" thing, and have a nice time.

    Play things one step at a time, you'll be happier that way.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    ^^ I am not of the understanding. I just enjoy terrible games, is all. 
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    ^_^  ... Okok I'll stop.

    If you want any more honest advice GL...  I'll say this much:  Some girls put you in the friend-zone permanently and some don't. Some don't know either way, and might change their mind later. There are no easy answers.
    What you should or shouldn't do depends entirely on your own patience and willingness to gamble on it...


    ... However, I will note that if she really wants to be friends with you, and I mean just friends, there is no reason not to go along with that anyway.  
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Thanks, SotiCoto.

    He has it right here. ^
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-28 11:27:23
    RE-ANIMATOR
    I have 4 friends. They're all girls that put me in the friend-zone. I decided to stay there.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    It's always nice to have more friends ^_^.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Pfff, guys putting you in the friend-zone is worse.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I'm not totally sure, but I think every girl I know has friend-zoned me. Hard.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Hard?

    Bitch-got-a-penis hard? 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    now that I think about it, friend-zone has to be one of the most obscure ways of admitting "she doesn't like me" but evolving it into some strange behavior that girls inhibit.

    What are they supposed to do when you ask them out and they say no? Quit talking to you and ignoring you?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Well, duh, yeah.

    I wasn't trying to make this confusing for everybody. I just don't know if she likes me or not. 
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I dunno, but most are just friends.

    I have crippling Love-Shyness, though. It's probably my inability to ask them out or anything >_>
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    edited 2011-06-28 12:56:36
    Diet NEET

    Love shyness is just general shyness. You would be as afraid of public speaking as you are of asking out a dudette, since both are situations in which you expose yourself to easy embarassment. Tacking on pop psychology only further obfuscates the issue.

    (That's another thing that's comforting about dead people, they can't tell embarassing stuff to others. /squick)

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Boarding a plane with no pilot is pretty useless, I mean, I want to go places!

    (can't believe I just used that analogy lol)
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    Duh! Just fly the plane yourself! I mean, how fucking awesome is that to just FLY a plane?!

    Way cooler then just hitching a ride!


  • DonZabuDonZabu

    >A healthy vagina smells like bags of sand.

    -high fives-

  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-29 05:23:37
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Where the fuck did this second page come from all of a sudden? o_0;
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