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I just asked a girl out

GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
edited 2011-06-27 22:12:32 in Meatspace
When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
She said she'd go out with me as a friend. And I think she actually does like me. I am confuse. /let's play "turn IJBM into a personal relationship message board" //at least I didn't tell her to stop PMSing
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  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Just relax the first time I went out with my girlfriend it was as a friend..
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    wait

    what
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    Now there's a stunner...



    She said she'd go out with me as a friend. And I think she actually does like me.


    These two aren't exclusive to each other, you know.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Well, I was fairly specific in that I was asking her out on a date. Blargh stupid females
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Just have fun. Be yourself and she may fall for you. I would.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I am getting helpful advice on dating from Tnu. What world is this
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    There's no need to be that way, GLORIOUSLeader.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    I've been in a relationship with the same girl consistantly since 11/19/04
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    This is now the best thread.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    best thread in regards to what and for what reasons?
  • NoimportaNoimporta
    That, young boy, is up to you to figure out.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-06-27 22:28:43

    In the same way that The Room is the best movie, Tnu.

    ^ Or that. That works too.

  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    To be honest Tnu's advice seems sound.
    However when you said you specific about going out as a date, how specific were you?
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    hopefully less specific then me. I just asked if she3 wanted to fuck me in ten years.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-06-27 22:53:22
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    So 3 years till you get sexed up then?
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    I don't know I'm not sure i'm ready. sex totally creeps me out.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Perhaps you need a sex training montage?
    Montages always help.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    FUCK the SHIT out of her.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    remember rape is ok wihen the government does it.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ...
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    What? It's a logical conclusion if forcing people to pay money to buy their product is OK (it's not that different from beign forced to b uy protection money from gangs). If torture is ok, if murder (death penalty) is OK  then what am I missing?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    this is a thread about glorious leader trying to get laid

    why is suddenly politics thread
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    When you say "it's ok when the government does it", I get the image of government bureaucrats in their cheap suits filling out paperwork and waiting three weeks for response before they go out and rape someone.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    ^^ because tnu
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!

  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I love broken images.

    It's not really that I have no experience in dating (amazingly, I do); it's just that I don't know if she actually likes me or not.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-28 08:10:56
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Ok GL... here is your cheat-sheet.

    When a girl says Yes... she means No.
    When a girl says No... she still means No.
    When she doesn't say anything at all... she means No AND is insulted you'd even ask.
    When she says Maybe ... however... she actually means Maybe ... which is as positive an answer as you can get in words alone. If she actually wants you, you should be able to smell it.


    Maybe I should warn you though... no matter how right you might be, women don't like it when you say: "I know you want me because I can smell your vaginal secretions from here". Yes, I am speaking from personal experience, amazingly enough.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    Worthless generalizations, used only by beta males.

    Here is how an alpha handles this shit:

    When a girl says Yes...you've entered the trap called marriage.

    When a girl says No...she means try harder, you're still not assertive enough.

    When she doesn't say anything at all...the roofies have started working.

    When she says Maybe....she's just stalling time to milk you for attention.

    Note: if you can smell their vaginal secretions, that's probably an STD, so GTFO pronto.

  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-28 08:28:48
    RE-ANIMATOR
    I'm not a beta male. I'm a badger. Totally different game, bucko.

    Besides, you speak like one who doesn't know what a healthy vagina smells like. Yes, a healthy vagina does have a smell.
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