I has Team Fortress 2 Now.

glennmagusharvey

I think he dominated me and then I got my revenge.

DonZabu

^^ -pats shoulder-

I know the feeling.

Vorpy

I have the Sandman now, but I don't think I know how to use it.

Right click with the bat sends a ball that stuns people, like snipers, demoman and heavies, then resort to beating the shit out of them while they can't fight back.

Crimson

Or Scattergun them in the face. Or just leave at let your teammates kill them. Those tend to be safer options.

Vivi

Who's up for a game?

GLORIOUSLeader

Sure, let me see if mine works today. 

glennmagusharvey

1. I want to play sniper but it's hard to hit targets if they're constantly moving around. How should I play sniper effectively?
   
2. How should I practice firing accurately while moving or being moved?
   
3. How do I know whether my chats or voice comm are to team-only or to everyone in the game? How would I switch between them?
   
4. How do people play melee? It's hard enough to get close to enemies.
   
5. What should I know about the medic's syringe gun?
   

Vorpy

I want to play sniper but it's hard to hit targets if they're constantly moving around. How should I play sniper effectively?

If you lag, it will be impossible to aim correctly even if you do get enough practice because the enemies will be moving 1/8th of a second faster than your aiming, so....um, aim where they are going, that usually kills them.

Suggested characters for laggy connections:
Heavy, Pyro, Demoman (somewhat), Spy and Medic.

Myrmidon

I just got backstabbed by someone disguised  as me.

I think. He might have been using that one knife that instantly disguises you as someone after you backstab them.

GLORIOUSLeader

That's called the Eternal Reward, I think.

Myrmidon

Yeah, after a line from Aladdin.

GLORIOUSLeader

I need to re-watch that movie. 

Myrmidon

This one.

Tnu1138

OK this will just be easier. add tnu (I think that's right it may just be my display name I forget). What do you say we all start a Steam Group?

OK started the group invited Vorpy and Zabu so far ifyou twow ouldn'tmind inviting everyone else?

ninjaclown

Items aren't dropping, what am I doing wrong?

snowbull

Limited accounts have greatly limited drop rates, IIRC.

ninjaclown

I really hate free accounts. ;_;

Forzare

^^ Untrue.

Stormtroper

There's a 10 hours per week limit on getting items (for all accounts), isn't there?

glennmagusharvey

Tnu, are you Cr4Zy Jo3?

ninjaclown

No, he's just tnu.

Who's (|TiM|)?

Myrmidon

It's really impressive to see a single, extremely competent Spy allowing his team to totally destroy your team in a match.

Vorpy

That reminds me of this Scout who killed off my entire fucking team on Payload. I had no idea how the hell he did it, he had a soda popper, a sandman and a pistol, and that was it.

Vorpy

Also, this video was made on Oct 20, 2009, but apparently, there WAS a hurricane named Scout, almost an exact year later... and was announced on August 9th, 2010...

Myrmidon

I just used a compression blast to separate and defeat a paired Medic/Soldier team. I think I'm getting the hang of Pyro.

Crimson

Your next task is to kill a Soldier with his own rocket. That was my first great moment in TF2.

Blueeyedrat

Or a sniper with his own arrow. Granted, it was at near-point blank, but it was still awesome.

Vorpy

Remember that guy from the ShamWow commercials, who looks kind of like Scout?

glennmagusharvey

How do you do a compression blast or airblast with pyro?

Crimson

Right click with the Flamethrower equipped.