Guys don't seem to like seeing girls wearing (real) swimsuits

DonZabu · 2011-02-09 22:55:30

"So is this like the pull-your-eyelids-to-make-slits joke that goes "My mom's Chinese, my dad's Japanese, and I'm confused"?"

I just wanted a semi-clever way of saying "I'm a Democrat, but I'm not a bleeding-heart pushover about it".

^ BOOOOO!

Khwarizmi · 2011-02-09 22:58:22

>Did someone not read Tnoph's bio

>Am I the only guy here who isn't attracted to girls

>Tnoph

>guy

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-09 23:07:50

I don't get it. Am I missing something?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-09 23:09:04

^^That statement doesn't have to imply that Tnoph is a guy. It can stand on its own.

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-09 23:10:04

Yeah, I was just commenting on how Tno mentioned that everyone here likes girls.

Anonus · 2011-02-09 23:13:05

I tend to keep my fetishes implicit. Or maybe thinly-veiled.

Khwarizmi · 2011-02-09 23:15:16

^^ Don't mind me, I was just being a dick.

^ Does this mean we're supposed to guess them?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-09 23:16:27

Khwarizmi is right. I pay little to no attention to my masculine side.

Hell, I am manly enough at heart to do more manly things nowadays. Perhaps I should....talk about manly things.

Or be more feminine.

Or grow a dick so I can go "surpriiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!" and everyone will go "Holy shit what the fuu!" and immediately begin to stab holes through their abdomens with it, because it will be a XENOMORPH DICK, and it will be black and silicone based, dripping with slime, and has an inner mouth used to incapacitate and kill prey to offer to my Queen.

Anonus · 2011-02-09 23:17:06

^^I dunno.

^Do you and Counterclock share a mind by any chance?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-09 23:18:20

Counterclock is the cute, confusing timid version of me.

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-09 23:19:05

Wait, really? In that case, thank you for signing my page, Tno.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-09 23:19:39

I signed your page?

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-09 23:20:39

You did if Counterclock is... Wait, you weren't being serious. I really need to stop taking crap so seriously.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-09 23:20:53

I signed yours, Tnoph, BTW.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-09 23:21:22

Oh don't worry. Counterclock didn't do those things with me in real life. I was tempted, but she said she wasn't ready.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-09 23:21:44

Sankku INUH-sempaiiii

-boob jiggle jump-

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-09 23:22:49

Shall I sign your page as well, then?

DonZabu · 2011-02-09 23:23:55

I thought Counterclock didn't like girls?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-09 23:25:14

She doesn't?

:<

Anonus · 2011-02-09 23:25:21

I just don't know. In most of the posts I see she just posts loopy nonsense that I wonder how she comes up with.

DYRE · 2011-02-09 23:25:57

-hasn't seen enough posts by Counterclock to contribute to this discussion-

DonZabu · 2011-02-09 23:27:35

I think it was somewhere in the FLG.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-09 23:27:39

I've only seen counterclock a bit on the jammies thread. She was going to join our D&D game, but she couldn't fit in with the schedule :<

Tnophelia · 2011-02-09 23:28:29

I almost raped Counterclock in the FLG. Everyone was mad at me...

DonZabu · 2011-02-09 23:31:28

-immediately goes to search the thread for this-

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-09 23:32:12

I really need to start posting in the FLG sometime.

Anonus · 2011-02-09 23:32:22

Many of her posts are in PYRT.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-09 23:32:39

It was around when I first started, and earned my title of Unstoppable Sex Goddess.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-09 23:33:31

I never made the connection between "unstoppable" and rape.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-09 23:34:20

Well I wasn't unstoppable because of that incident, it's because I practically took over the game and invaded everyone elses sessions.

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