Guys don't seem to like seeing girls wearing (real) swimsuits

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-12 22:53:05

Is that the sound of someone getting pwned I hear?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-13 00:40:05

"why does EMO so popular"

lol

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-14 15:16:14

why does jpop so cheesy?

DYRE · 2011-02-14 15:19:47

Because pop.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-15 01:05:43

why does metal so loud?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 19:03:47

Because deaf

Why does babby formed?

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-15 19:09:06

Answer one: Azathoth was in a very peculiar mood that day, and decided to create an entire world in the form of one person.

Answer two: Her mother and father loved each other very much, and decided to express their love by bringing yet another life into an already cramped world.

How does Central Avenue?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 19:11:37

With a knife.

What is Azathoth?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-15 19:14:25

Azathoth is an Eldritch Abomination from Lovecraft.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 19:20:36

Is he cool looking?

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-15 19:21:50

YMMV. Not as cool as some, but somewhat.

The thing in the middle:

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-15 19:22:31

Well, there's no beating that. How can I make Azathoth my future husband?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 19:22:52

Which one is him?

DYRE · 2011-02-15 19:23:56

Big tentacly thing in the middle.

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-15 19:24:12

I'm pretty sure he's the bottom left one with the pipes.

Edit: I'm pretty sure the one in the middle is Yog, actually.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-15 19:26:20

In Lovecraft's mythology, he's basically god.

^No, Azathoth's in the middle. Everything else is his court.

DYRE · 2011-02-15 19:27:24

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-15 19:30:09

Hmm, really? I guess I was confused by the pipes. I thought pipes were kind of his thing.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-15 19:31:07

Sort of. His court plays pipes for him to keep him happy. Because you really don't want him unhappy.

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-15 19:35:16

Yeah, because when Azathoth gets mad, your solar system gets tortured to
death, your favorite nebula gets skinned alive, the universe hates you,
and you and your friends are dead. Live with it.

Yog Sothoth is the most powerful though, right? You just don't hear from him a lot because he's much more "meh" about everything than the other outer gods.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-15 19:36:47

Indeed. Yog Sothoth is, I think, the strongest, but doesn't really care about much and isn't prone to blind rage.

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-15 19:41:25

Good old Yog. He may not do much, but you know shit just got real when he cares enough to.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-15 19:42:26

Of course, from a human's perspective, there really isn't much of a difference.

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-15 19:44:28

Well yeah, a human's mind would implode long before they were ever able to tell the two apart at a glance. Only the lesser, crappier abominations like Y'golonac can directly communicate with humans.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 21:01:00

I want Lovecraft Touhous now.

Miya · 2011-02-16 04:21:59

Yawgmoth anyone?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-16 04:39:30

Oh yeah

Anonus · 2011-02-26 01:09:32

glenn compelled me to bump this.

Even if I do prefer form-fitting clothing.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-26 02:31:22

Anonus · 2011-02-26 02:32:38

you missed a lot of important stuff

like swimsuits and people fawning over them

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