My Europhilia.

nohaynicklibre

The guide of Spanish stereotypes

>French:Backstabbers
>Italians:Latin Lovers
>Portugal:lolTowels
>German:They go to our beaches(mainly Mallorca) and get sunburnt
>Americans:They don't know shit about geography

vacasama

Germany: Ridiculously badass motherfuckers. Also, never show emotion and act so efficiently they're more like machines than humans.

This is NOT the Germany I know.  The Germany I know more like this:

Hmm, that won't embed for some reason...

MillerCross

Switzerland is basically the bank of the world.

Anyway, Colombia sees you all as drug buyers. :P

SotiCoto

Fuck it.
The mainland sucks.
Britain sucks too, but in completely different ways.  Our government is oppressive. Our police are corrupt. Our women might have huge knockers, but they got ugly faces. 
 
It is only by reminding myself that "at least we aren't americans" that I get through the day.

Stormtroper

English: Men called John drinking tea.
Spanish: Dumb.
Italian: Pizza and pasta.
French: Gay.
Nordic countries: COLD.

Also:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsZEGqJYVzc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMwn-eJYlB4&feature=related

"In heaven, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, the chefs are French, the engineers are German, and the bankers are Swiss.

In hell, the police are German, the lovers are Swiss, the chefs are British, the engineers are French, and the bankers are Italian."

Nyarly

There was a slightly similar topic on TvTropes where the consenseus was
"not finding a race attractive is HORRIBLE AND RACIST".

If you meant the thread, I'm thinking of, then I'm sure that you really misunderstood something.

>Portugal:lolTowels
>German:They go to our beaches(mainly
Mallorca) and get sunburnt

Strange, I thought towels are a German stereotype too, coupled with the beaches.

nohaynicklibre

Portugal is known because it's a really cheap place to go on holiday and steal towels from their hotels

SotiCoto

^^^  If there are British police in heaven then I'm glad I'm not going there.  Seriously. I fucking hate the pigs.

IanExMachina

Why would badgers hate pigs?

InsanityAddict

You're supposed to be Tongpu Jr., not Savage Heathen Jr.

TheConductor

So wait...you claim to love Europe, yet know none of the stereotypes associated with it? Wut...

vacasama

Heck, I do find it odd he doesn't know about Nazi themed porn that comes from Italy.

GLORIOUSLeader

Huh. I would've thought that Serbia got the horrible porn and Germany was "NAZINAZINAZI".

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"Water is scarce in Europe"

wut rly

y

Italy : Pizza and pasta and lasagna

Germany : SAUSAGES EVERYWHERE. Oh and tanks. And tall people.

France : Snails. 

Britain : Fish and chips and tea and lying to be polite.

I don't think I cared enough about the rest of the European places to think of stereotypes before I read Axis Powers Hetalia.

GLORIOUSLeader

Switzerland: Complacent with Nazis

Austria: Alps

Greece: That philosopher guy

Spain: Beaches

Portugal: Same thing as Spain

IanExMachina

^^ Lying to be polite? 

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You know, saying things you don't really mean so people don't get offended and stuff.

IanExMachina

British politeness/culture doesn't translate everywhere.

The alternative is those who come from a different culture come across and blunt and rude when over here.

Swings and roundabouts.

(Where are you from out of interest?)

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I am from South Korea but I was not exactly raised to be a polite person even though people here tend to rival Japan's politeness.

IanExMachina

Well to be fair politeness is culturally relative, none of them are correct.

BecNoir

INB4 BOBBY G

SotiCoto

British politeness is dead.  Coincides with the decline of the empire and all the people from countries we used to own capitalising on our nation's post-colonial guilt to move into our space. Now Britain consists of fuckers from muslim countries shouting at everything 24/7 and native Brits getting drunk to hide the shame and convince everyone else they're not racist.

Bob

Britian: Tea, bad teeth, Harry Potter

France: Impossibly sexy people that everyone else is just jealous of

Germany: The most disgusting porn known to mankind, bratwurst, nazis

Russia: Vodka, funny hats, communism

Spain: Italy, only not as sexy

Ireland: Drunk people.

Italy: Pasta, sex-addicts, accents

Scandanvia: Sweden.

Nordic countries: Blonde men that look like women, snow, Thor

SotiCoto

Irony being that we actually have really good teeth, on average. Better than most of the rest of the world.
I'm not the best example, personally... but there ya go.

Oh, and nobody is jealous of the French. The rest of Europe are unanimous in disliking the French, as it happens. The French stereotype is that they're slimy, pretentious, arrogant pricks.... and ok, so individual French folk are as varied as anyone else, but it isn't entirely inaccurate in general.

BecNoir

SotiCoto's British? Huh. I thought you were from Cali.

Bob

For some reason, I thought he'd be from Minnesota or some shit like that.

The rest of Europe are unanimous in disliking the French, as it happens. The French stereotype is that they're slimy, pretentious, arrogant pricks.... and ok, so individual French folk are as varied as anyone else, but it isn't entirely inaccurate in general. 

I know. Still, it's mean and not true and mean. :<

SotiCoto

... Exercising typical american myopia there?
I mean for fuck sake, I'm wearing a European Badger as my picture. I've made several mentions of my nationality..... and most importantly, the thread where I was being mocked that caused me to be here in the first place had several of my YouTube videos linked in it.... complete with my accent for all to hear.
Seriously... what the hell?
No excuses.

Forzare

This is most certainly something to get upset about.

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I'm wearing a European Badger as my picture.

-did not even realize it was a badger to begin with-

SotiCoto

... What... you've never seen a badger before?
They're top of the food-chain around here, which is why the government keeps trying to cull them. Reckon the badgers might topple human civilization or something. Thing is, while the badgers totally could, they totally don't give a fuck... so they won't.