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Tension between IJBMers

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  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Too much is at all.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    No fun!
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-06-02 10:44:06
    You can change. You can.
    Only fantasizing I do about cygan is meeting her and taking her to dinner.

    In a non-romantic fashion.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ If only you'd said eating out that would make for better innuendos from later posters :/


  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Nah. Juan just wants to stop me starving to death.

    NIGHT FOR REALZ
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    That's why I edited it. :P
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Cygan... if you're as asexual as your prior claim, what do you do with your girlfriend... precisely?
    No, I don't really have much respect for your privacy, mostly because I hadn't really thought about it. Gimme a while.

    Oh, and no trying to use knives to cut the tension. We need that tension. I'ma hafta fortify it with dead-god-tendons at this rate to ensure it remains uncuttable.
  • BobBob
    >Bob

    I knew Hatter liked the cock.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    wait

    what
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    It's not MY fault you crave a hot injection of man-smoke in your mucus membranes, Bobby bubi. 
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I find it funny that this thread's level of comprehensibility took a nosedive after a single "snerk".
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-02 15:14:44
    ^^Nah, not really a fan of docking. Thanks for the offer though, I guess, not really.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Female docking or male docking?
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Male-to-female universal adapter. Never travel without it. Otherwise, you can't screw chicks in Europe.

  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-02 15:23:12
    >Implying there's a such thing as female docking
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=docking
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Yeah, but those aren't GIRLS. Those are dickgirls. 

    The former are soft, often cute creatures that one may hug and cuddle and then brutally penetrate. They are characterized by their boobs and their vaginas, although there are numerous tertiary sexual characteristics. 

    The latter are mutie scum that are worthy of only a swift death.

  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    No, I mean the one's that aren't dick girls. It's boob docking.

    Also IJBM Civil War. Make it happen, choose your side.
  • BobBob
    Someone's butthurt.

    Literally, I'm assuming...
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I wish I was butthurt right about now...
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Joke's on them. My anus is ironclad.

    I choose the side of the glorious Imperial Justice Brigade Military, which fights for truth, justice, and a futa-free future.

  • BobBob
    I choose whichever side involves watching with popcorn as Hatter gets viciously ass-fucked by randy gay ogres.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Bob, you need to stop this. I know you want me, but fantasizing about me having gay sex isn't going to win my affection.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I'm fairly certain your avatar is having gay sex already. 
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-02 15:42:41
    ^^^
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Hey, it's not my fault you have weird daydreams.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-02 15:46:50
    Vivi, did you tell Hatter about me dream, and did you mistake Morgan Freeman for him again? Not cool dude.
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    "you know AHR for hte longest time I thought you were a girl because I was confusing you with KCK."

    "It's ok. A lot of people do that."

    I know this was a couple pages back, but

    ImLaughingAtYouRightNow.jpg
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    A lot of people confuse me with him. It's the haircut, really.
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