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Tension between IJBMers

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  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Excuse me... GIANT FLESH Arbalest.
    Definitely better than a cannon. Isn't like you can make a cannon out of people and powered by their tension, is it?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Probably a good thing. It wouldn't hit nearly as hard as an iron or steel cannon.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR

    Exactly. It would hit a lot harder because it is GIANT and has a lot of tension.
    Also it hits emotionally.
    Steel cannons shall weep in inadequacy.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    And we shall build a GIANT cannon and revel in our greater rate of force PSI.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-02 07:27:25
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Then I'll just fire the GIANT FLESH ARBALEST out of a GIANT HOWITZER... and destroy your giant cannon. The Howitzer shall be made of the strong parts of giant enemy crabs.   
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    You shall... destroy... what is essentially a giant steel block.

    Rightio then.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR

    Oh puh-lease. Destroying is my thing, y'know?  Like I'd have any difficulty destroying a giant steel block.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Good luck with that then.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Cannon? How about this a cannon that instead of shooting a cannon ball shoots a drill?
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Tnu... yours is NOT the drill that will pierce the heavens. Give up.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    If I were to give up i'd let my heroes down.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    You were not born in an underground village living on pig-moles, though you probably wish you were. You do not have a giant mecha with a face on it. You don't fight beast-men. There is no such thing as Spiral Power, and you don't have it. And don't even think about throwing any galaxies around, mister. 
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Either your joking ot completely missing the point.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    The point? The one at the end of your hypothetical drill coming out of the barrel of a hypothetical cannon?
    That is something I would rather miss, in all honesty. Giant Cannons that fire Drills might actually be a threat to the supremacy of the GIANT HOWITZER-launched GIANT MEAT ARBALEST.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Drills tipped in acid.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR

    ... And just what are the drills made of? And how strong is the acid?

  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    Couldn't we just do the far more amusing thing of committing Deicide and and then flinging the remains of our dead gods at the enemy?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    The drills are made of Steel of Acid Resistance +5.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-02 08:49:19
    RE-ANIMATOR
    EXCELLENT idea Captain. I'm promoting you to Vice-Admiral.

    Henceforth, the GIANT FLESH ARBALEST will launch dead gods at all who oppose us. Possibly made of dead gods too, if they don't mind mingling with us IJBMers.


    Cygan... wouldn't it be smarter to make the drills out of a non-metallic substance (of Acid Resistance +5)?
    I suppose traditionally, drills are made of MANLY SPIRIT... but I don't know if we have enough of that around here.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Metal can take more punishment without warping than most non-metal objects.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR

    But aren't metals typically more susceptible to acid melty?  That was kinda my point.
    Not sure whether punishment without warping is a big deal for projectiles... but I'd rather fire something brittle than something malleable... for pure destructive purposes.



    Oh wait... the cannons are yours...
    Nevermind.
    You and Tnu can design your own weapon set-up.
    Fargle and I will just destroy you with the severed penises of dead gods.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    The longer an object goes without warping, the more damage it deals.

    Acid will eat through most tough materials.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    what about diamond like most industrial drills.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    It's too brittle.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Besides... metals don't last longer without warping. Metals do warp. Diamonds and the like fracture instead.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Whenever people talk about metal I always get confused and think they're talking about me.  :l
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Why is that Forzare?
    Is it your taste in music or are you an android?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Because my old screename on everything used to be Metalhead467, before I decided that that was stupid and changed to Forzare.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Strange.
    Mine used to be "Metallix" ... but that was back in 1996 (and whether you know or not, was the name given to Metal Sonic in the British Fleetway Sonic the Comic). I changed it to what it is now about the time the first Pokémon games came out.
    Oh, and congratulations on upgrading to a username without numbers in it. I maintain to this day only nubs need numbers on the ends of their usernames.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    I don't know about aggressive tension, but you could cut the sexual tension between me, Vorpy, Bob and every female user on this site with a knife.
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