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Tension between IJBMers

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  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I very much doubt that.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    True. 

    It would have to be a very SHARP knife. The tension's that thick.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I am female. I am rather repulsed at the notion.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    You can't ignore my girth.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    nor can I Hatter.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Ew.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    I can't help but notice you didn't deny being unable to ignore my potent masculinity.

    Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I can hardly ignore it when you're waving it in my face.

    I am ignoring the temptation to pull out a knife and cut it off. Please do not push it.

    My girlfriend would not like it, for one.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    That raises the question of which one of you to be more afraid of?
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    It is magnificent, isn't it? I can't fault you for wanting to keep it. 
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I own the knives. I am the one proficient with them.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    ^^^ I shall preserve it with the severed heads of my enemies, to be burned to the cheers of joy of everyone.

    ^^ what
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    ou sc are the shit out of me Cygan.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    meh
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    So that you can inhale the smoke of pure testosterone. It's alright, Cygan I understand. You want me inside your lungs. You don't have to try and disguise your aching need for man-smoke by saying you'll burn my mojo with severed heads.

    I must warn you, however, that I'm very bad for pregnant women (or women who may become pregnant) when inhaled.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    man-smoke

    The phrase that made me break down in laughter.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Man-smoke. The manliest of all fumes.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Masculinity is a turn-off for me, sorry.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Then perhaps you'll be partial to my feminine appearance, fantastic hat and devil-may-care smile?


    After all, I'm the one critics described as

    "[...] more feminine than I expected[...]" - Weissritter

    "[...]a [...] [Troper] [...]" - Fast Eddie

    "[...]will make some [...] girl [...] [happy] some day[...]" - My lesbian friend

    "[This generation's Errol Flynn]" - Roger Ebert

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Too masculine.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    You'll change your mind after inhaling my man-smoke.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-06-02 10:34:08
    You can change. You can.
    ^^^ Why did I laugh so much at that?

    ^^ but Cygy...you are attracted to me and my manly lesbianism.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I thought I was only attracted to Haldo. At least, that's what my body tells me -shrug-
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Your body is a liar, kitty.


  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    I lack masculinity.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    We all think a lot of things. It's your job to tell your mind to hush for a bit and let your body do the talking.

    It helps if you read the above in the voice of Isaac Hayes.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    > my body

    > Juan

    Who do i trust more. Hmmm.

    Anyway, goodnight everybody's, try not to fantasize about me too much.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    How much is too much?
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    Baby doll, you mean the world to me, but the only fantasizing I'll do tonight is about yours truly.

    Awww yeah.

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