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Vorpy's having an incubus problem

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  • DYREDYRE
    http://i51.tinypic.com/2hclt6q.jpg

    Relevant.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    I wonder if the aliens would adopt those clothing styles.

    I wonder if they adopt our fetishes, and the other aliens rag on the lolicons/shotacons for looking at alienime artwork and alientai, and they are all like "I am not hurting anyone, these aren't even real aliens!"
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Hm. Would the aliens who are attracted to humans be seen as really weird fetishists?
  • DYREDYRE
    edited 2011-02-08 19:33:28
    Well it'd be pretty much the same as a human being attracted to aliens, so if they had the same ideas about sexuality as we do, then yes.

    Well unless the aliens were... that trope about aliens that look like humans.



    Anyway if so, I guess aliens wouldn't think it's that weird, since humans don't think it's all that weird.


  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Of course, we'd need to know what kind of aliens they were. I tend to assume StarfishAliens in terms of plausibility.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    It's time to break the fetish barrier and fall in love with an alien. I may only be a sex toy to him, but together, we can erase intolerance and hatred for Intergalactic relationships forever, and help erase this disgusting bigoted view of people and aliens falling in love. They are people too! Just on another planet! They haven't done anything thats unforgiveable! Just give horny aliens a chance!
  • DYREDYRE
    So do you want an alien baby now instead of a demon baby?


  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    What if the genetics aren't compatible?
  • DYREDYRE
    Make them compatible!  I'm sure we'll have technology that can do that eventually.  And if not, maybe the aliens will.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    edited 2011-02-08 19:36:43
    then I will have a UFO baby, DUH.

    Or that. ^
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I suppose by the time they can manage interstellar travel, which requires FTL, that shouldn't be too hard.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Why be faster than light?

    Teleportation doesn't need to go from one place to another.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Oh. Good point.

    But at that point, gene restructuring is even easier. So either way, it works. You just have to meet an alien first.
  • DYREDYRE
    Alternatively, create a computer powerful enough to simulate the whole universe.
    Do exactly that with it.
    Have everyone upload their brain to it or some shit.
    Pretend everything is exactly as it was before only now everyone's in a computer but they won't notice.
    Release a patch that enables faster-than-light travel.
    ???
    Profit.


  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    You need a quantum computer to do that, though. Unless you make a smaller universe to simulate.
  • DYREDYRE
    :<

    Or... you could just stop ruining my awesome ideas!
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    The universe is big enough that you could simulate 1% of it and still have a huge area for the simulated humans and aliens.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    edited 2011-02-09 01:15:48

    Meh.

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    What if it was the ghost of an alien incubus?
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser

    Oh man, I never thought of that!

  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Yes, the universe is big. Did you know that planet destroying monster is 1.7 googolfumillion light years away from us?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^Well, then, no need to worry about it. It probably can't even see us.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    @Tno: That far?  Isn't Cthulhu like, only a few hundred thousand leagues beneath us?
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Cthulhu doesn't want to destroy anything other than earth. He thinks the rest of them are cool because they have shippers that aren't ugly.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I kind of got the impression he didn't really want to destroy earth so much as he'd step on it like an anthill while going about his business.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    Well, I'm pretty sure he counts as planet destroying, anyway.  I'm pretty sure there are at least a few other of Lovecraft's homies who hang out in our galaxy from time to time.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Like Nyarly. He's a cutie.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    edited 2011-02-09 01:15:32
    -sigh-  You'd think I'd have learned mu lesson by now.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Yeah, I think he'd actually make a lot of sense.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    So, Nylarthotep is giving me harassing visits at night with implied sexual context.

    That makes way more sense than this Sleep Paralysis bullshit on Wikipedia. Nobody loses the ability to move when sleeping or awakens half way.

    It's all done by sexually encouraged Eldritch Beings.
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