›
If you have an email ending in @hotmail.com, @live.com or @outlook.com (or any other Microsoft-related domain), please consider changing it to another email provider; Microsoft decided to instantly block the server's IP, so emails can't be sent to these addresses.
If you use an @yahoo.com email or any related Yahoo services, they have blocked us also due to "user complaints"
-UE

Vorpy's having an incubus problem

«1345

Comments

  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    She posts here, doesn't she? You could ask her
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Vorpy is Tnophelia, right?

    She's kind of nutty sometimes, huh? Wouldn't be too surprised if she was serious, but it's probably more likely she's being silly.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Yes, it's serious. I'll go into detail with my edit because I got to go to the bathroom right now.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Ha ha ha oh wow.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    So it was like this.

    I was going to go to bed a few days back, and it was finally pleasant outside. No hurricane-style winds, no snow, no water spewing at my windows. I decided to open the window just a little bit so a gentle cold could keep me from sweating at night, and I went to bed. It was then, at 5:59 am that I woke up, because it felt like somebody was stepping on me. I woke up thinking somebody crawled into my window, but there was nobody there. I went "whatever, I'll close the window now because it's a bit nippy" and then, I couldn't move. My genre savvy kicked in and I thought about an incubus. I had a mini panic attack during this though because my body was sunk into the bed and my body was starting to get colder on my thighs, wrists and chest area. I couldn't move my head and I tried to scream out, but there was no noise. I just kept thinking "oh fuck oh fuck" and wanted to cry because I didn't know what to do. I tried to wiggle free for a long time, but to no avail. Then when the wind picked up outside again, the weight on me went away, and i could move around again. I instantly screamed as loud as I could and turned on all of my lights, and just sat on my bed, looking at the window. I thought about everything that happened to me in the past, and wondered if there was a connection somewhere. Sometimes in high school when I woke up I had this feeling I just got done having sex or a "wet dream" (I think that's what it's called), and I got the horrifying thought that I might've been raped in my sleep in the past by an incubus. It's been bugging the hell out of me for awhile now, and I feel like dismissing it as a simple physical nightmare, but I can't be sure.

    Perhaps I was just hallucinating.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    This is probably relevant. It's never happened to me, but it apparently isn't that unusual.


  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    That must have been troubling. At least there's a documented explanation for the experience.

    Mention of genre savvy is reminding me that wrong genre savvy is also a trope.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    edited 2011-02-02 21:56:27
    Well in middle school one of my favorite aurtistic abilities was drawing pictures of demons, monsters and mythical creatures on index cards and writing about them on the back.

    So I kind of remembered the traits of a lot of things and remembered why they are bad.

    Is that Genre Savvy or Wrong Genre Savvy?
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    What genre do you think your life is? Horror movie? Black comedy?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Well I think we figured out where incubus legends come from.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Real life is almost invariably mundane (in terms of "is it magic/mundane?") slice-of-life dramedy.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    The medical thing that led to the legends. I think.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
    edited 2011-02-03 22:03:52
    Yeah, this is definitely REM paralysis. It has happened to me, and by God is it terrifying to lie there unable to move for what feels like hours while you are half awake... it really DOES feel as if you are being tormented by the demons of hell. I was literally converting back to Christianity one time in the middle of it. Luckily, it didn't stick.

    Well, either that, or you got raped by an incubus in your sleep. Get a pregnancy test just in case. If it comes out positive, start thinking of names to give the anti-Christ.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Okay.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Well I'm not pregnant! ^^
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    But your baby would have been Merlin! :(
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    I didn't GET RID OF IT, it's just the incubus is impotent, that's all.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    I would embrace the baby made by an incubus.

    I could give birth to my own monster, and get teary eyed when I teach it to kill it's first meal. It would be so cute. As opposed to human babies that are helpless as shit and don't understand the concept of "no", I am sure a demon baby, Chimera cub or a Cerberus pup would, and how I raise it wouldn't be bound by the laws of human society.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    Man, sometimes I feel like the only person on the internet who hasn't had sleep paralysis.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    /:<

    You mean Incubus Cex, right?
  • DYREDYRE
    Wait, are you sad now that you might not have an incubus?

    I mean, I understand... maybe... but anyway weren't you complaining about it before?
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I don't even know what to say.
  • AnonusAnonus
    "I would embrace the baby made by an incubus.

    I could give birth
    to my own monster, and get teary eyed when I teach it to kill it's first
    meal. It would be so cute. As opposed to human babies that are helpless
    as shit and don't understand the concept of "no", I am sure a demon
    baby, Chimera cub or a Cerberus pup would, and how I raise it wouldn't
    be bound by the laws of human society."

    ...

    What Gelzo said.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Is it bad that I thought that was beautiful, in a delightfully creepy sort of way?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    "I didn't GET RID OF IT, it's just the incubus is impotent, that's all."


  • AnonusAnonus
    Do incubus babies chew their way out or something?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ^ EWW
  • AnonusAnonus
    Well!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I thought that kills you.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    What is wrong with you people? Don't you understand what this possibly could mean?

    I would be the first girl to ever give birth to a real monster or demon! It would be the perfect way to prove those snippity goth kids who hate everything and don't believe in anything that demons exist wrong! I would bring my incubus baby over there and they would be like "Oh shit Tnoph I guess I was wrong about you, I am sorry please forgive my gothic self" and I would gloat in their fucking face and enter baby contests and win them because my baby can kick your babies ass.

    BECAUSE IT CAN BREATH FIRE AND FLY AROUND. And it could program my DVD player so I won't have to play my DVDs on my computer all of the time and I could watch Braveheart while contributing to the wiki.

    Fuck yeah.

    Now comes the part where I find an incubus to rape me....wait, FUCK I forgot you can't rape the willing. God damn it.

    Well fine then incubus. I see how it is.

    I will just have to rape you then.
Sign In or Register to comment.