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Vorpy's having an incubus problem

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  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-02-04 12:43:25
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I could have sworn at least two of those four were permabanned rather than just temp-banned. But maybe that's just from my general impression of them.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Oh, i didn't know that
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    I have nothing against you DYRE, but the thought of you being a parent firghtens me deeply. :P
  • AnonusAnonus
    Autarch was the guy with the ego and the loudness.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    ...that is hardly an identifying description.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    edited 2011-02-04 20:51:21
    Cue-bey
    He made "Idiots that think they're smart".

    It was glorious.
  • AnonusAnonus
    "Idiots That Think They're Smart".

    We cannot misidentify one of the greatest IJBM threads ever, you know.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Does anyone have a non-borked copy of it?
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    I don't know.

    Truthfully, I can't even remember what actually happened in it.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Only with GMH's or Longfellow's decision. Having Autarch on here could lead to tears and anger.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    But tears are delicious.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Only when they are tears of blood.
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2011-02-04 20:58:27
    ^^^^^People said the topic was stupid, then it derailed onto Thirty H's courtesy of Guitar Bizarre, and then shitposting and the formation of The Colony, which involved punching through time and injecting testosterone into peoples' testicles.

    ^^^^Should I?
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    If somebody remembers it, they can sockpuppet it.

    Or we can reenact it.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2011-02-04 21:54:40
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    This sounds like, say, World War II battle logs.

    They make nice museum-pieces.  However, you shouldn't try to re-enact them.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Either way I still miss Kehlynn.

    I wish we never broke up.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Disregard all of that past nonsense.

    It was just sleep paralysis. I was just trying to mutate it into something magical, and start a conversation about my longing for children, but clearly I am not ready for that.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    "longing for children"

    Wait, since when were you a lolicon?
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Fucking Lies, how do they work?

    It was an incubus. I'll prove it. I'll call up my local priest to do a walkthrough in my house to see if anything else pops up.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    "It was just sleep paralysis. I was just trying to mutate it into
    something magical, and start a conversation about my longing for
    children, but clearly I am not ready for that."

    It was an interesting conversation.  I was entertained.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^Indeed. This is a forum. Conversations are what we do here.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    lolwut?

    I am totally ready to have kids (kind of) adopted anyway. Having to teach them all the things they shouldn't do, and have them not listen to me anyway is the most annoying part of babies.

    "No! don't draw on that!"

    "grbagrbagrbagrba"

    "Fuck."
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Yeah, people learn what not to do more through trial and error than through listening to their parents.
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    edited 2011-02-08 02:38:53
    Oh man, this thread just showed me how much I've missed by not visiting this forum sooner.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    My priest told me that he couldn't find an incubus in my house, per say, but apparently a carpenter did kill himself in the neighborhood I live in working on the houses TOO much and died from a heatstroke a couple years ago. I would've heard of this if I wasn't so busy fighting teenagers and doing drugs, and listening to my mother.

    So it could be him.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Horny ghost?
  • randomtropeloserrandomtropeloser
    edited 2011-02-09 01:16:22
    .
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    ^ How do ghosts work then, my friend?

    And if it was an Alien, then...I don't see how it could be considered sleep paralysis.

    I would think they would bukakke over you afterwards or at least suck you up into their space sex harem fortress or their probing room. And aliens don't go completely invisible. They either have a cloaking device, or natural camouflage, or they are a minor variety of uncomprehensible, not to the point of being a horror.

    Regardless, I would be pretty sure that I wouldn't be on the internet if it was an alien.

    Although I probably would be after the aliens passed out from having sex with me, then I can get on their space broadband and tell you guys what happened and take pictures of it with space cameras. And post them in Fetishes, due to me being naked, because we all know, Aliens don't give a shit how expensive your shirts are or how expensive your Victoria's secret bra is, they will plasma-saw it off and go about their business, making alien grunting noises.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-02-08 19:21:35
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I've heard guys can have a hard time getting girls' bras off, but are you saying it's easier just to plasma-saw it off?

    I need to practice, then. Otherwise, things are going to get awkward when I need to do it for real.
  • TnopheliaTnophelia
    Their fingers are too doopy to take a bra off the right way. Stupid aliens have two left thumbs for all I care. Even rubix cubes, bra straps and shoe laces are beyond them. Which is probably why they are so busy raping cows, loggers and rednecks rather than girls like moi.
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