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Vorpy's having an incubus problem

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  • You sure you want a baby?
  • I would like to make a baby, but I am not sure if I am mentally stable enough to give it a decent life. I would not hurt it, but I wouldn't want my problems to black hole me away from taking care of my baby and raising them in a safe environment...
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I have similar worries. Bad parenting tends to run in my family (though my own parents are just kind of mediocre, putting them way above average), so I'm kind of afraid of someday having kids.
  • It just hurts me a little being able to know, by myself, that I would not make a good mother...

    ...I would like to have a baby, a little person to guide along in the world, to grow up and watch their lives unfold. to watch them go from a little baby sitting in a crib and become a great person.

    It's just..

    ...

    nevermind.
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    -hugs Tnophelia-
  • Most people have kids so they can make a capsule or mirror out of them, trying to guide them in life to become just like the parents, to like everything they like and do everything they did, because of emptiness caused by not finding that special someone that is just like you. This is why children appeal to so many people, and why dysfunction is bred, because they treat the children as mini-mes rather than individual people.

    If I had a baby I would make sure it would Invert or Subvert me, not Play Me Straight, if i was to think of it as a trope system for child raising. I don't want my child to be just like me. That's what Vorpy is for.
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^My parents claim that they'd never do that, but they kind of do without intending to.
  • edited 2011-02-04 02:03:35
    If I had a child... um...

    I dunno.

    I tried playing Princess Maker a couple times and I really sucked at it.

    So if I had a child I'd probably suck at raising it.

    Especially if they arrived via falling naked out of the sky into my backyard.

    Which is probably more likely than me getting a child by normal means.
  • Why do you say that DYRE?
  • edited 2011-02-04 02:17:54
    Because deep in my heart, I believe that a 9 (or 8 or 10 or however old she is in Princess Maker, I can't remember) year old girl will fall down from the sky and I'll have to raise her until she's 18 at which point she'll end up becoming Queen of Hell or something awesome.  Or marrying me because pseudo-incest ending yay!  Or more likely just becoming a housewife because I suck.

    Alternatively, because lolpessimism.

    As another alternative, because I'm not really terribly interested in having a child.
  • Oh, okay then...nevermind my next question.
  • BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR NEXT QUESTION WOULD HAVE BEEN!
  • You like incest too?

    Also, for me being a parent sounds like an interesting experience and one I don't want to bother with.
  • DYRE would you be interested in raising a child with me if we ever met in real life?
  • @AU:  Incest is good, mhm.

    @Tno: Oh wow that's... a question!  I can't really say I would be interested, no.  Especially if it was an incubus child.  That would be scary.
  • Oh, okay then. No harm in asking. ^^

    I will just have to go hunting for more anime/minecraft fans...:P
  • Is that your criteria for finding someone to help raise your baby incubus?
  • Yes, incest is awesome and the best thing in the world except maybe lolis.

  • ^^It isn't?

    ^Yes, incest is awesome and the best thing in the world except maybe lolis and princesses and highways. :P


  • edited 2011-02-04 02:42:01
    incest.

    Fuck it, storylife vomit here.

    Reminds me of some time I had with my cousin. He was in his hopeless romantic stage where the girl he was spending most of his effort on ended up catching an incurable STD and said "it's best that we never date" and sent him away, and I just had an abortion a few days before that because the guy I was planning on spending the rest of my life with decided "IT AINT MY BABY".

    After helping each other out

    and trading empathy and sympathy, he kissed me. And I didn't push him away.
  • "I just had an abortion a few days before"

    I thought you were a virgin.

    When was this?
  • @AU: You forgot grocery stores, but yeah, that pretty much covers the bases.
  • edited 2011-02-04 02:58:23
    No, I was feigning purity back in October because I was embarassed about my real life flaws. So yeah, after the Vorpy transition and the advent of the death of IJBM I made a giant confession. Nohaynicklibre said he saved it for later reference, you can ask him for it.

    It was back in 2006, my freshman year.

    So yeah, I was a lying bitch that time and let Gacek's [wmg] theory explode into something beyond insanity because all of the sudden, people were paying attention to me, and it persuaded me to come out of my shell and talk about myself a little bit.

    But I didn't want to go into detail about how I was the exact kind of girl that most of the tropers really hated (a slutty libby that uses people and suffers from Chronic Backstabbing Disorder) including in the advent of Blaze Bullet who I did not know was not one of the best tropers. I thought everyone was an angsty teenager who wanted a girl to notice them...

    So I fabricated a bad story and left it at that. Then people made it worse and I almost felt like leaving.
  • I just feel guilty because all of those people were sticking up for a liar and thought their intentions were right...
  • Uh, you know, TV Tropes isn't the sort of place that rags on people for not being virgins...
  • shinfernape, Irony Adams, Raw Power, and Autarch made it very obvious that sluts were not wanted on the wiki with a few of their comments on older threads. :/

    Which is why I felt intimidated.
  • You shouldn't let the opinions of a few get in the way of your experience there. (Though it might help that I don't hold a high opinion of at least two of those you listed)
  • Well, jaime visits this wiki, and he was one of the people vouching for me in the past. Perhaps he can find it in his heart to forgive me for all of that drama.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Well, Tnoph, here's a hug to make you feel better, even if I'm kinda hours late.

    "shinfernape, Irony Adams, Raw Power, and Autarch"

    Well, there's your problem.  IronyAdams is probably the only sane one here; Raw Power is famous for being loud and strangely directed; shinfernape is best known for arguing repeatedly and badlythat the Japanese game industry is dying (so badly that he was once temp-banned for bad arguing), and Autarch I think was banned a while back, and was also known for strange political opinions if I recall correctly (though I don't know him as well).

    If someone rags on you for not being a virgin, tell them to go shove it.
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