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Silly geographical comments (or whatever you'd call this)

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  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human


    You can keep some animals enclosed, but not all of them.
  • edited 2021-08-03 06:59:14
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    On the topic of animals, the Czech crocodile on the run that was last seen moving in the direction of Poland, was stopped. Kind of a pity, I might have had the pleasure. Would have brought the chicken.

    ----

    Oh, and also:
  • edited 2021-08-05 02:28:51
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Ohio Man, En Route To Florida, Misbehaves, Gets Duct Taped To Seat

    https://www.local10.com/news/local/2021/08/04/what-led-to-passenger-being-duct-taped-to-seat-on-frontier-flight-into-miami-police-report-details-incident/

    if your response is "what the flying fuck" my response is "yes"
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    The comments are pretty explanatory. Personally I don't see as much fuss as folks there, but then I might have seen a few of these on my own.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    That exposed rebar is particularly haunting after the Champlain Towers South collapse.
  • They're ugly, but man what's with some of those people who are downright offended about those balconies being within sight.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Heh heh. From today's news: in Poland floods, in Greece firestorms, in Italy heat waves, in Guinea haemorrhagic fever.
  • edited 2021-08-11 05:13:00
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/oxwhzt/one_of_the_ugliest_fire_hazards_ive_ever_seen/h7sknkq/

    I feel like there's that Slavic humor feel in this comment

    also i agree with the OP that this is among the uglier fire hazards i've seen
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
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    In case you don't get the joke: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago-style_hot_dog
  • edited 2021-08-13 03:20:58
    I remember the first time I came upon that in the wild, someone who lived under a rock in Chicago had a first-puzzled-then-outraged reaction at the notion that someone could put ketchup on a hot dog, let alone that the "archetypical" hot dog has exactly that.
    Before that I came upon it in a movie or something and thought it was a joke, because it was, because it's silly.
    Edit: Though I gotta admit Chicago-style hot dogs look delicious.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Yep, they do.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Meanwhile in Poland:
    Man falls from 10th floor, lands on a hornet nest, survives

    Doctor administering first aid in need of assistance after being stung several times

    (11th floor, if the ground floor counts as the 1st.)
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Meanwhile in Italy:
    After several days of trying, authorities finally break up illegal rave which resulted in one death
  • edited 2021-08-23 21:58:18
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    [11:18 AM] [Discord username redacted]: I think not shopping at Meijer in Michigan is like rooting for Yankees in Massachusettes

    @Unknown_Entity, is this true?
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Also from this article:
    The news came just five days after BBC reported that another man was arrested for flying a god in a Helium Balloon.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Apparently it's a few months old but no one on Twitter posted any better a source yet.
  • edited 2021-09-13 18:01:22
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Meanwhile in Poland, I just learned that there's an ongoing case of four men accused of having killed a man in 2002, partially eaten him, and shared leftovers with their friends who assumed they are given venison. Apparently it started in 2017 after the police received a letter sent by then-recently deceased man who claimed to have been the fifth of the gourmands.

    edit: also, "fuck Americans" is trending on twitter the entire day. I have no idea what's going on, seems to be some stupid twitter drama.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    is Twitter drama ever not stupid
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    So, Trinidadian-born singer Nicki Minaj has been in the spotlight recently for claiming that her cousin's friend's testicles suffered side effects of a COVID vaccine. This prompted the health minister of Trinidad & Tobago, Terrence Deyalsingh, to note that Minaj's claim is false and that he wasted time having to determine this.

    So I was just imagining the following:

    "Sir, we need your help in making a public statement."
    "Why?"
    "A celebtity is claiming that someone's balls are inert in our country."
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Makes me wonder what does the cousin's friend think about the publicity.

    Also, meanwhile in Poland:
    Exorcist to receive Min. Educ. funding, run child helpline

    Let's hope the demon of cultural marxism can be exorcised over the phone.
  • TIL about that place in the US where murder is... well, it's not legal, but you aren't going to be prosecuted for it.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    To be honest, the probability of committing a crime worse than poaching or illegal logging is pretty low there, which is probably a factor in why nobody seems to bother to fix it.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
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  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    warning: sex

    well, non-human sex. lizard sex, specifically.

    https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/95562340
    Also agree that this appears to be two species but the top gecko does look like a garnoti
    oh gosh, they hybridize?
    Thankfully, for taxonomists, no, they are not known to hybridize, but that doesn't prevent them from attempting to mate. This is the first inter-species mating attempt I've seen photographic proof of for Hemidactylus in Florida (though I don't know what the 2 species are), but in anoles in Florida, it is very common. A. carolinensis and A. sagrei are frequently photographed attempting copulate, but no offspring has ever been recorded.
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    well, non-human sex. lizard sex, specifically.

    Kiiiinky!!!

    Also, I just read (on a Twitter screenshot, but we're way past the Tyson line) that some six hundred thousand dollars of public money were spent on an investigation to see if the Witcher novels constitute a persecution of Christians.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    The Tyson line?
  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    Also known as the Tyson zone. Technically it's about celebrity behaviour, but I find it too convenient a metaphor to be so exclusive with it.
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