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  • I hate waiting for packages to arrive, I want my new laptop, damn it. 


    Also some music, just for the hell of it.


  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    I think I might have a job now.
  • New laptop get.

    ^Very nice.
  • edited 2012-09-21 20:41:08
    Diet NEET

    http://www.businessinsider.com/project-x-haren-creates-riots-in-holland-2012-9


    >Get invite for Project Z party(20 minutes biking distance from current residence) that explicitly mentions it will be better than the linked failfest


    >Have excursion to church the next day, and a wedding of bros afterwards


    Have I mentioned how I love and hate my life simultaneously from time to time? I should really drop that class, it's uninspired, shoddily organized, has mandatory expensive excursions that are planned during fun stuff, and is only tangentially related to my degree.


    Update: And then suddenly FB wall explodes into bros bragging about clashing with the riot piolice(FFS, guise, you're already been arrested by the spooks for your fucktardery once, now you're just asking for it), and even more people condemn-posturing.

  • Kichigai birthday!!

    When I first read that link, I thought it was that you could get a harem in that Project X-Zone game and that caused massive uproar.

  • You can change. You can.

    i wonder who do i have to kill to cure my ailments


    is it malk


    cuz i can kill malk

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    So Judge Dredd turned out to be way better than I was expecting.

  • edited 2012-09-21 23:08:43
    Has friends besides tanks now

    I think I said something like this before, but I don't think I'll ever get used to girls using the same bathroom as me (especially when it's specifically the boys' bathroom and they just use it anyway).

  • For the first time, after over a year of hearing about it and actively looking up stuff about it, I see a video of Minecraft being played (as opposed to people building stuff).

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    But... building stuff is playing the game.

  • Yeah, I guessed so, but I think I finally understand what it is.

  • edited 2012-09-22 00:25:29
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Do you understand the true nature of the Creepers? Have you found your totem monster yet? The one that kills you the most, that you know will one day make you ragequit the game? So you construct giant offerings for it's appeasement? Have you communed with Herobine and followed him(it? them?) to The End?

  • No. Is that a good thing?

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    baman baman

  • edited 2012-09-22 02:49:07
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    As I hate myself (and can't shake my interest in fashion), I was reading through Vanity Fair's website when I found something that reminded me of their 'Up And Coming' article on Paris Hilton (which is basically what made her really famous). But this time it really really creeped me out for some reason...


    I mean, just... the way... they're so self obsessed... most of the dialogue is so vapid and meaningless, as if there was a shallowly researched script written for them. Oh and:



    Harry sat on his knees, looking like a high-school hero out of a Japanese anime cartoon.



    Because that's what high school heroes in anime cartoons do.


    How is Suri Cruise one of your idols? She can't even talk yet! How can you live with Courtney Love being one of your best friends? How can you act as if you're royalty from the 1600s and that everyone beneath your class has nothing worthwhile to say? How is your biggest concern about cancer hair loss? How do they not know the word for bi/pansexual? Where the hell are these kids parents when they're out being idiots to Vanity Fair magazine?

  • edited 2012-09-22 03:25:22
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human


    what did i just watch


     


    my sanity meter is low

  • Oh, fuck the forest fire going on in my state. I'm down wind of it and I'm miserable because of it.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    What state?

  • JHMJHM
    edited 2012-09-22 16:15:02
    Here, There, Everywhere

    ^^^ Roll 2D4...

  • edited 2012-09-22 16:16:20
    smote

    ^^^^ The video title promised Eternal Darkness references and it did not deliver.


    But I was mollified by the unexpected Mass Effect.

  • edited 2012-09-22 16:25:39
    Tech support
  • >Venetian masked charity ball at anthropology museum


    >Tall-bro und me, and lots of Webster Uni Murkans recycling their prom gear


    >God in Himmel, formal shoes, a polished floor and ska/Baseballs-esque reworkings of top 40 hits are the best combo


    >Ano-brodette arrives, owns me at limbo, proceed to dance quite nicely for a practice run at salsa stuff we're gonna try


    >Not sure if flirting or not


    >Late arrival intros, the ladies proceed to get doted upon by organizing middle-aged lady


    >More idealistic than pragmatic("yes, we didn't promote at student associations because frats are mostly busy with themselves")


    >Promotion for the event was utter shit, frat members of all strokes have gala gear which they can only roll out a few times a year


    >Proceed to give opinion-get roped into helping promote that shit next year(yes, it'll become yearly shite)


    >Snatch balloon, tie to mask cord, proceed to frat through a slalom of saturday eve proles looking for trouble


    Pics will follow, though I look like I'm robbing a speakeasy near you.

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    I need to get out of my habit of writing page-a-graphs for essays.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I need to get a job.


    Do you guys think it's worth going for a job in customer service in a big retail chain?


    I mean, on one hand, the money would be really welcome, and I could probably finally get enough to start saving a decent amount.


    On the other hand, it'd be a customer service job. A job like that would grind me down very fast, and I would probably come to hate either myself or the world within a month.


    I'm not sure if it's worth it.

  • Definitely not gay.

    Remind me never to watch the last episode of Sherlock before going to bed

  • edited 2012-09-22 22:30:08
    Has friends besides tanks now

    ^^ I take it that's the only sort of job available at the moment?


    Having only worked a relatively informal job (and having eventually wussed out of it in spite of no real managerial abuse), I can't comment on the soul-searingness of customer service firsthand, but I think that's what my mom and stepdad do, and it seems to treat them well enough. How are you feeling at the moment? And how have you felt after settling into other jobs you've had?

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I take it that's the only sort of job available at the moment?



    Well, no. There's a bunch of like, assistant accountant jobs and the like open.


    But, well, I don't have my HSC. I never actually "graduated" high school; I only completed up to eleventh grade. So a lot of jobs that I would otherwise take are closed to me.


    And there's the fact that I know what I want to do with myself- I want to work in a library. I've worked in them for like, two months- I know that I actually enjoy working there, and I don't suck at it.


    But do you know how rarely positions in libraries actually are?


    Most librarians stay on the job their entire lives. Like, from their early twenties all the way to their sixties.


    You're lucky, if you live in a town the size of mine, if a job opens maybe once every five years. And even then, chances are it won't be a library assistant position- no, it's ILL officer, or Chief Cataloguer, or something involving Acquisitions or Finance, and I don't want that.


    So, basically, customer service is my only option unless I feel like doing a course for two years to qualify me as an apprentice gardener or something (which would suck as I garden as a hobby).

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    tumblr_mas7gaf2aj1rv37qjo1_1280.jpg

    so I went to Stonehenge today

    It was really cool for a few minutes, but there's only so much time you can really spend looking at some rocks.

    Then we went to Bath for a few hours, which was a ridiculously pretty city.
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    My cousin lives there, IIRC.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    so I went to Stonehenge today



    shit man


    that's awesome

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