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  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person
    A photorealistic sculpture of yourself made of rotting meat wearing a suit.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    no


    model flex mentallo

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Laharl

  • KrakenKraken

    Model the thing that's at your left.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2012-08-25 13:21:34
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    ^^ PHOTOREALISTIC INTERPRETATION OF ETNA


    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Kansho & Byakuya

  • BastionBastion
    smote
    Fire.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    There is a skull on the steps to my back porch. What. The. Fuck.



    (not a human one; looks like maybe a squirrel skull though a bit on the big side)
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    CU, you're porch may have been used as an altar to the Dark Squirrel Gods.


    You might want to spray it down with some Holy Water.

  • SaigyoujiSaigyouji
    But you never had any to begin with.

    Neil Armstrong has died.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    So, I had the worst call I've had so far. It lasted two hours-ish and it involve a simple reactivation process being prolongated via the holy power of language barrier as the e and the customer were not native English speakers. And the worst part is that she was reall stubborn so that whenever I explained something she just insisted and insisted and gah i even missed my dinner time fuck

  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Shouldn't they give you a postponed dinner time? And that seems really bad, my worst call related to language barrier was a woman with indian accent, it lasted a little over fifteen minutes.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2012-08-25 21:43:19
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Having a bottle of cold gin to celebrate Gene Simmons' birthday.


    ^^Sounds shitty. I'd share my gin if I could.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    not sharing. fucking give, forum jesus. :|



    Shouldn't they give you a postponed dinner time? And that seems really bad, my worst call related to language barrier was a woman with indian accent, it lasted a little over fifteen minutes.



    Oh, I had postponed dinner time. It's just that I was gonna go out with the girl I like but then nope. Fifty minutes call.


    Customers: Confirmed for cockblockers.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Jesus turns water into wine. There's nothing about giving that wine.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    you're the worst prophet :(

  • BastionBastion
    smote
    He's just messiahing with you.
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.

    Hah, a dinnerdate, lucky bastard. SUITS YOU WELL BITCH.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I ALMOST fell asleep



    Then the damn coffee wore off and now I'm wide awake



    Fucking hell should have gone to sleep the second that stuff had me nodding off
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I need to stop playing TF2.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star

    Well then. I stumbled on Rule 34 of the female vampire lords in Dawnguard


     


    There is no way they did it for anything but a joke. It looks fucking hilarious


     


    Or that could be sleep deprivation. One or the other

  • JHMJHM
    Here, There, Everywhere

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    I was watching over a relatives' home last night and their granddaughter had a few MLP:FIM stuff lying around. With the internet presence it has, t's easy to forget that the thing is a show for little girls with toys and stuff.

  • ToolsTools

    Hello...

  • StormtroperStormtroper

    Hello there!

  • ToolsTools

    I've introduced myself in the Introduction thread, but I'll do it here as well.


    I'm Tools, formerly Peaceful Apocalypse from TVT.

  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know

    Hi!

  • ToolsTools

    Hey :3

  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    My weight has gone up five kilos over the holidays. What do?


    [ ]Not care


    [ ]Less lazing at the computer, more sports, better diet


    [ ]Cut off a limb


    [ ]Skip meals, make a copious amount of 'thinspiration' jokes while recovering anorexic who is bro-in-the-making is not around


    Imma combo 1 and 4.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Man you know what would be a trip? Reading an updated version of Clockwork Orange that was modified to be written in InsanityAddict's style of slang.

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