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  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2012-07-11 17:44:02
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    I refuse to be rebooted into anybody other than Frankenstein. Or Nightwing.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    oooooh ooooh idea:


    UE is Batman


    GMH is Dick Grayson


    INUH is Tim Drake


    Nova and Funnyguts are Stephanie Brown and Cass Cane, respectively


    and and and


    Alex is Damian Wayne


    Malk is Jason Todd but that goes without saying.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    edited 2012-07-11 17:44:51
    I'm a damn twisted person

    That's it Juan. I will stop you with the ultimate question. Who would win, Darkseid with the Anti-Life Equation, or the RahXephon when it is fully realized and about to begin the tuning?


    Yes I put two characters who's powers are "give everything a downer ending" and "give everything a happy ending" in a cage match. 


     


    Wait, shouldn't I be Batman since you know, dead parents?

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^Bitch I will cut you.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2012-07-11 17:45:18
    You can change. You can.

    Batman Unknown Entity with a radion bullet.


    The answer is always Unknown Entity with a radion bullet.


    ^Your first reaction is violent threatening and lethal violence. Who else could it be?

  • BastionBastion
    smote

    Juan: Unknown Entity has to be the Phantom Stranger.

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    ^^I threatened cutting. Red hood uses guns. Check and mate, good sir.

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    I'm a damn twisted person

    Wait, does that mean Watari is the Batman of RahXephon? Suddenly it all makes sense. Nah wait, Kunugi makes a better Batman. 

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2012-07-11 17:49:13
    You can change. You can.

    Juan: Unknown Entity has to be the Phantom Stranger.



    ...that's good, that's good. yes



    ^^I threatened cutting. Red hood uses guns. Check and mate, good sir.





    Wait, does that mean Watari is the Batman of RahXephon? Suddenly it all makes sense. Nah wait, Kunugi makes a better Batman.



    Yes. hell fucking yes. 

  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2012-07-11 17:53:34
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    UE is Batman



    GMH is Dick Grayson



    INUH is Tim Drake



    Nova and Funnyguts are Stephanie Brown and Cass Cane, respectively



    and and and



    Alex is Damian Wayne



    Malk is Jason Todd but that goes without saying.




    god damn it why don't I get to be anyone I'm a mod too you know
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    Sorry forzare but you're hardly batfamily material


    ...oooooooh you can be alfred

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    http://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Cinematic-Universe-Assembled-Collectors/dp/B0083SBMGW/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1342042063&sr=8-5&keywords=avengers


    WANT

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Good lord...

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Latveria


    Latveria is close enough, so I guess I get to be Doom.


    No, wait, that's Marvel.


    Fuck.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    I love that it doesn't say Laveria but "Doomstadt"


    i'm sure there's some DC eastern european villain or character for you, milos


    (He'll be a horrible stereotype, though)

  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2012-07-11 18:11:00
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Waitaminute.


    Daredevil #14 says the quickest way out of Latveria from Doomstadt is to go Northwest. That clearly isn't true.


    (can't believe I noticed that >.>)

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    http://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Cinematic-Universe-Assembled-Collectors/dp/B0083SBMGW/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1342042063&sr=8-5&keywords=avengers


    WANT



    I saw that and yeah, I'm thinking of saving up some of the money from my hypothetical future job for it because it's that awesome.

  • IronweaverIronweaver
    if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Well, after comparing that with a RL map, I believe I have been to Doomstadt.


    It's got a cute coat of arms.


    grb


    And a mammoth skeleton as the main landmark.


    mammoth


    Nothing special, other than that.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I just finished writing a piece of music for the piano.


    It's like a slow one-movement sonata.  It has tonality inspired by Prokofiev and an abbreviated sonata form (omitting the first theme in the recapitulation) the way some Chopin sonatas do it.


    It's also far less catchy of a piece than stuff either of those two masters have written, but...hey, it's an accomplishment for me.  This is the second piece I've written in sonata form.

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    This Summer is a lot less fun-packed than I thought it would be...

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    You should take ten dollars, go to the nearest general store, and buy something totally useless.


    That's what I do when I get insanely bored.


    /no life 

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    use those ten bucks


    and watch a movie that you like


    or rent a movie that you like


    or mug someone and get a movie that you like

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    $10?


    To see a movie?


    In New York?


    el-oh-el 

  • AlkthashAlkthash
    edited 2012-07-11 19:11:30
    I'm a damn twisted person
    "You should take ten dollars, go to the nearest general store, and buy something totally useless."



    I do that every Wednesday. I call it comics day.

    Pretty sure you could rent a movie for ten dollars.
  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    Rent one yeah, but I assumed Juan meant in a theater when he said to go see one.


    Last time I did the buying useless stuff thing. I bought lavalamps.


    Yes. Plural. 

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

    ^^ ticket prices are actually around $11 in New York

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    They are around nine bucks on tuesday


    i didn't know you motherfuckers lived under a horrible 10 buck per ticket regimen

  • Super LazuliSuper Lazuli
    yea i make potions if ya know what i mean

    YOU'RE A BUCK SHORT


    also I assume you'd buy like, food and stuff.


    I suppose I should stop assuming everyone eats as often as I do. 

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled

    Today is not Tuesday though.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.

    whatEVER man we're not ruled by your bizarre time standards you fucking timebigot

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