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  • Nowadays, to me, it's just another website akin to all those fan wikias: a mostly harmless way to kill time.


    Is it odd that my boredom impetus was Forum Games degenerating from entertaining community-based creativity threads to inane "React to the post above" shenanigans?

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

  • edited 2012-04-23 15:54:13
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I'm all caught up with Game of Thrones, finally.



    I just want to say that this show has pretty much the best title sequence of any show ever.
  • edited 2012-04-23 16:06:42

    Crap, I made it to 40m in QWOP (after about 5 minutes) before messing up on the calves.


     


    That's 35m more than my previous record.

  • edited 2012-04-23 16:08:29

    ^^ Pretty much.


     Fun fact, the locations they show change depending on what locations are shown in the episode. 


    Speaking of Game of Thrones, I have to give props to the actor who plays Joffre: he plays one of the most convincing "monstrous little amoral prick" roles I've ever seen. That scene in yesterday's episode with the whores... I get creeped out just thinking about it.

  • edited 2012-04-23 16:12:58
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
     Fun fact, the locations they show change depending on what locations are shown in the episode. 


    That's partly why I love it so much.


    Speaking of Game of Thrones, I have to give props to the actor who plays Joffre: he plays one of the most convincing "monstrous little amoral prick" roles I've ever seen. That scene in yesterday's episode with the whores... I get creeped out just thinking about it.


    Yeah, that kid's got talent.



    That scene was almost harder to watch than the thing with the baby a few episodes ago. I don't think I've ever hated a character more than Joffrey.
  • >take over as treasurer, get keys to frat's committee boardroom


    >table is standard spot when couples get a tad frisky at parties


    >mfw when realizing the troll potential of this


    Also, during a seminar today a dudette suggested some artist depicted the Palestinian Conflict from a certain angle because his surname sounded Jewish. The uncomfortable silence that filled the room and her frantically backpedalling were hilarious.

  • They're somethin' else.

    @ Zelda II 3D:


     


    Lol wut

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    New moneymaking scheme - doing virtual makeovers for girls at school for a price. The business is conducted over Facebook. After half an hour I already have two finished orders, and will collect my money tomorrow. >:D

  • The best part about Joffrey is that Jack Gleeson is such a nice guy. He had trouble saying cunt onscreen because he thought it was too mean.


    On a less fuzzy note, a game comes with a blowup doll. O_O

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    O.o


    Like, the actual sex kind, or just a doll that happens to be inflateable? Because I really don't want to believe it's the former.

  • Can't imagine that being good for sales.

  • ^^ No idea.


    ^ It's only for the special edition, which is $10 more.

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    That is... kinda pathetic, really. The comments are especially disappointing.

  • Well, they're blog comments, so that's a given.

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Who can even get aroused by an inflatable doll? Those things are disgusting.

  • edited 2012-04-23 17:55:53

    I really wish Agarest War was actually fun. :/


    It's like... everything bad about SRPGs in one game. 


    And yet I still want to play through it because fuck if I know why. 

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Sweet Jesus.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    So I've heard good things about The Name of The Wind. Any confirmation or denial on that?

  • edited 2012-04-23 18:13:47
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Best fantasy novel I've read, even beating out the Dresden Files books.

  • MrWMrW
    edited 2012-04-23 18:15:36

    @Firebert: I know sex sells and all, but seriously? -_-

  • edited 2012-04-23 18:14:44
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    -nevermind-

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    I don't think I like it better than Dresden Files, but The Name of the Wind and The Wise Man's Fear are damn good books.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    It's not the story that made it win out, FWIW, but that I feel like the writing itself is more elegant than that of The Dresden Files.

  • @ MrW: The same company sent out a boob mousepad with the game's prequel.


    @ non-creepy convo: My favorite fantasy novel is probably Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell.

  • edited 2012-04-23 18:22:04
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    the writing itself is more elegant than that of The Dresden Files.



    I won't argue there.


    Though my very favorite fantasy series is probably the Mistborn trilogy, even more than the Dresden Files.  I haven't read it in a while though.

  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

    Dresden Files is deliberately mimicking Hammet-Chandler type novels, but I'll give them a shot.

  • edited 2012-04-23 18:22:48
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

    Without the dresden files, there would be no Forzare.

  • No rainbow star
    Bleh my ass hates me today
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